Featuring Me!

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pevRcbmswqM&lc=UgwBy6luJ9g907dcL-14AaABAg

JustGamer as Oh Il-nam
Swizkii as John Kramer
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Art by TreToonzz
Written by Jacobrl99 & Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional Writing Help by Awesome Ayden, Nugget, Everon, Javi-Kami & YourLeastFavoriteEthan

Oh Il-Nam:
Greetings, name’s Il-Nam. Number one in games and views
Stepping to the observant owl? This hobblin’ hog is bound to lose
Pigsaw should stop “kraming” characters into his movies
To shoot Blank, I make better tests with needles and Dalgona cookies
John's an icon of the past, while my show remains viral
With each new film, Saw keeps going on a downhill Spiral
Your box office gross is child’s play compared to what my fame claims
An ink blotch to the paper I rake in: call that a Squid Game!

John Kramer:
Tobin’s here to ring the bell, live or die? Make your choice.
I’d tell you to cast your vote, but it seems you’ve lost your voice
Voluntary participation brought our visions to fruition
But your cravings for recreation sent you on a suicide mission
I arouse fear in my players, my tests leave them tranced
You lost your marbles then forfeited them after you pissed your pants
The most viewed show on Netflix, sure, but you reaped what you sowed
My legacy spans nine films, your story wrapped up in nine episodes

Oh Il-Nam:
Jill was slammed against a knob, opening the door to your villainy
Gideon’s death sealed Cecil’s fate, putting an end to your chivalry
You Tuck-ed up your marriage then Jill deemed your actions dishonorable
While Nelson mixed up your X-Rays, left your cancer inoperable
You could’ve been saved, but Umbrella refused to cover your reign
So you kidnapped William Easton, and put him through a world of pain
Oh, and John, I gotta say: throughout your villainy what was your gain?
You asked many to play a game, but in the end you’re just proving you were the one who got played
The night is Young, John, don’t piss away your life while you have it
A failed suicide attempt altered your ideals, that’s a happy accident
Don’t talk about loss of voice, your throat was slashed on your deathbed
I gave my players a choice and they all returned to scratch off their debt
Saw, an ironic name, since you were cut out of your franchise
I gave out Won but when Wan gave out, it seemed all of your fans died
Your accomplices couldn’t stay within the lines of your philosophy
They Rigg’d their tests for failure, killing their victims unlawfully

John Kramer:
Your psychology is Hoff-man, making players seem like equals
But you lived while those around you died ‘cause they thought you were feeble 
I’d spit ill, Nam, but you’re already looking sickly 
Even Jigsaw’s puzzled by your weak attempts to go and diss me
With all your children’s games, you’re better off watching a fair
Four walls build a home, so I’ll keep running circles around this square
I’m riddlin’ you with roasts while riding this beat like a shotgun carousel
Surely I’m not your gganbu, so take a step back when I’m raising hell 
Green Light! Your show’s direction switched when you betrayed your buddy
Red Light! Until your tumor caught up to you and you were betrayed by your body
Call upon your henchmen, I tapped Tapp and Steven sang his song
Survivors become my accomplices, gone is your relationship with Seong
Wealth corrupted your humanity and decent people became pawns
So it’s time you played my games, never again seeing dawn
Your series was renewed, but your longevity was ill-fated
I gave you an early retirement, Player 001 eliminated

John Kramer vs Oh Il-nam - Citric Rap Battle!

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

CAST: 

TheToppo as Bored Ape 

Everon as Crypto Punk 

VonnyVerse as Freddy Funko 

CREW : 

Written by WeThink 
Additional Writing by VonnyVerse 
Art by WeThink & Teimunity 
Mixed and Mastered by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by Toastie  
Beat prod. By AnyWayWell 
Special Thanks to Spade, Shimario , The Monarchy, molliebendite & Corncob

NFTs vs Funko POPs!- Rap Battle! ft. TheToppo, Everon & VonnyVerse

ChayseVA as Mr.Fox 
Leo Barqui) as Mr.Wolf 
WeThink as Mr.Snake 
Whozphantom as Mr.Shark  
WeThink as Mr. Piranha 
Cover and CoverArt by TomPuffs
Written by WeThink & Everon 
Mixed by Zagranis

Mr. Fox: 0:12-0:23
There’s no need to battle, thought we already solved this 
He’s simply wild, I’m civilized, Cannis Lupus, Vulpes Vulpes 
Let me go, cuz we know you don’t want to cause any hurt for real 
So why don’t you just flee the scene, isn’t that your whole ordeal 

Mr. Wolf: 0:24-0:58
(Yeahhh) 
Sorry, but we all know, your rapping is just not right…
What? We’re the Bad Guys , you know we have to steal the spotlight (tho) 
Glad you’ve grown else you would’ve browned yourself on sight 
And I’m sorry but I’m no one to throw a bone in this dog fight 

Now let’s review why I’m better than you
Got better lives for my crew, you ruined the ones of all  that you knew
Hey Mr Snake. What should we try on this tyke? 
He’s more my kind with how he lies to his wife 

Way to break your family, cause you feeling like a geezer 
Don’t want to die in a hole? then stop diggin’ yourself deeper 
Diane’s also a thief but with how I carry the mic 
You both are foxes, yet I feel I am the bigger stereo-type 

Mr. Fox: 0:59-1:20
Are you cussing with me? (Grrr), want to take that risk?
When Society left you in the mud, at the mercy of pigs? 
Your thug act falls apart with a pat in the hands 
So come back with a better pack and save Webbs for the hacks  (Hey!) 

You’re just a cute puppy, so wag your tail, sit and listen 
It’s Kinda funny, of course the wolf would blow the mission 
You’re no criminal mastermind more misunderstood rebel 
As you’re biggest crime still, is that godawful Christmas special 

Mr.Wolf: 1:21-1:26
You went on one last job that you hid from your missus, it’s
So weird….the poor thing was just your initiative


Mr. Fox: 1:27-1:32
Shift the blame on each other when it won’t go your way
You draw conclusions, yet don’t know the art of escape


Mr. Shark: 1:33-1:39
Wait, he’s scared of wolves, either that or he’s very miffed.
When I spoke to him as one, I mean, even his pants were pissed.
Mr. Wolf : 1:40-1:44
hey! You still got the loot, congrats on not completely failing 
But still it’s an important loss to somehow still get the tail end (Puto!)

Mr. Fox: 1:45-1:57
Cuss, what a drag, and I’m one sly crook, but 
They gave me Marmalade’s task, to make The Bad Guys look good
And sorry as I don’t wanna sound rude 
but you're terrible at being bad, and even worse at being good 
(*Mr.Fox’s whistle*)