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The Doghouse Blues Band are proud to present:

“Eat Beans, Not Children.”

Written by Doghouse and Mr Ronn in a moment of divine indigestion, and recorded in the key of regret.

Guaranteed to make you question both your morals — and the spare tins of beans in your pantry.

An absurd idea
An absurd song

Absurd A2/A3 Cover Art available here: facebook.com/jasondoghouse

Lyrics

Woke up this mornin’, my knees in soup,
Covered in ketchup, I lost my shoe.
Doghouse on a bin, preachin’ truth,
Shoutin’, “Repent, sinners — eat beans, not youth!”

Eat beans, not children — yeah that’s the rule!
Eat beans, not children — don’t be a fool!
Butter, baked or chilli delight,
Keep your soul clean, you know what’s right!

He saw the devil in a sausage roll,
Tried to baptise it in the toilet bowl.
The crowd cried, “Doghouse, you’ve lost your head!”
Doghouse grinned, “Well — at least I’m fed.”

He walked through Tesco’s, the valley of shame,
Saw reduced-to-clear tins stacked in shame.
Men lickin’ tins of Heinz with pride,
Then leggin’ it off, tryin’ to hide.

Eat beans, not children — shout hallelujah!
Eat beans, not children — you fool ya!
Navy, kidney, butter or baked,
Beans are saints — kids should never be baked!

Repeat after me, my brothers in arms:
“I will not nibble my children’s arms!”
“I’ll bow to the bean, my savoury friend!”
“I’ll keep passing wind, right till the end!”

Pat Butcher wept in aisle five,
Said, “Doghouse — have you lost your mind?”
“No, Pat,” he said — “I’ve found my beans,
Now I’m bean-holy, feelin’ green.”

Eat beans, not children — let it ring!
Eat beans, not children — spread your wings!
From Lidl to Heaven, true and new,
Beans for me, and beans for you!

So remember, soldiers of the night:
Beans make it right.
Don’t reach for your neighbour’s offspring — just reach for Heinz.

Listen up, people — the wise man’s spoken:
Eat beans, not children… it’s better than bread.

Beans, not children — as Doghouse says!
Eat beans, not children — they’re better than bread!
Eat beans, not children — you heard it right!
Eat beans, not children — just do what’s right!

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