I don't even know

not russian bias

Omg i can't stop laughing, help me plz!

to cheer me up

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

This is not Team Fortress 2's Original Soundtracks/Songs
These are Custom Made!

S.N.I.A — Piece A' Piss (feat. Clash And Dagger &amp; The K.G.B)

Sockstar

E.G.G.M.A.N Original Theme And Remix

Did You Just Fucking Say About Me

Remember when I actually made music?

The answer is no

no one remembers

Crossed Wires

Whipped this remix up today in about three hours :3 I thought I'd remix it since the song is a hit on every Tf2 server, and it seems after an hour of epic gameplay we all just decide to dance xD I don't know why I didn't remix this earlier, since I love this song, but I completed it in record time! Well, off to go dance on a server :3

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX - Kᴀᴢᴏᴛsᴋʏ Dᴀɴᴄᴇ

i'm so getting coal this year because of this.

submitted for 9x9 Dvon's 'Feelin Festive' collab album https://soundcloud.com/dvonisstunnin/feelin-festive-collab-christmas-collab

DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down For What

Turn Down For Xmas

The new hit single that'll get the ladies crazy

A Song for the Ladies

DOWNLOAD HERE https://chrisraygun.bandcamp.com/track/aint-no-rest-for-the-triggered

LYRICS

Well I shared a thought online
It was an innoucuous tweet
I didn't really think much of it at the time
But then a couple of days later
I was fired from my job
And the reason left me well beyond surprised

Someone had taken what I said
Wrote a ridiculous op-ed
And spread it all over the goddamn internet
I came in contact with the author
And I asked her, "Hey, what gives"
She messaged me and this is what she said,
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the Tiggered
We're easily displeased
We've got hair to dye
We've got tears to cry
Please gimme your sympathy
No I won't let loose, I get my news
From places like Salon
No there ain't no rest for the triggered
Donate to my patreon"
Not even fifteen minutes later
I had come across a crowd
It was a protest over something someone said
They called for the resignation
Of a man who seemed quite patient 
In explaining what it was he really meant
Apparently the crowd was mad
That he didn't wanna ban
Halloween costumes that might have offended some
When I tried to intervene
A lady lunged out right at me
She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum 
So now a couple hours passed
I'm walking up to my front door
But from my peripheral vision I could see
That a man had dropped his keys
And like a gymnist on trapeze
I caught them in mid-air and said, "Sir, you dropped these"
He turned around in pure disgust
He said, "I'm not even a man
I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies"
I said, "Okay, Sir, whatever"
And he called up the police
Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree


Ain't No Rest For The Triggered

KAZOO WARS

Based on the tune "I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew." Original by Eddie Morton. Acapella arrangement by David Ko.

Lyrics:

I hate a lazy fellow, one who naps throughout the night.
I just detest the sibling who will joke amidst a fight. 
I always spend my evening with a lovely pasta dish.
And when a client calls, I never fail to grant their wish.

I'm a member of the Bad Time Crew.
I'm a hit man and a wisecrack too.
Quick with a joke in the morning.
Laughing without a care.
Smile at the sky, give a wink to the ground.
Laughter is always the sweetest of sounds.
Drop the knife you never know who may be watching you.
Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew.

The secrets of the crew we run are locked throughout the day.
Until you pay the Royal Guard to look the other way.
But other filth insist on causing rumors to expand.
The RiverWatch has labeled me "the Man who Speaks In Hands."

I'm a member of the Bad Time Crew.
I'm a hit man and a wisecrack too.
Quick with a joke in the morning.
Laughing without a care.
Smile at the sky, give a wink to the ground.
Laughter is always the sweetest of sounds.
Drop the knife you never know who may be watching you.
Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew.

I never shall forget the time I drove a killer nuts.
Although I didn't have a care, a future, or the guts.
I proved myself a nuisance, and I do not mean to brag...
I dunked the kid a million times, until they waved the flag...

I'm a member of the Bad Time Crew.
I'm a hit man and a wisecrack too.
Quick with a joke in the morning.
Laughing without a care.
Smile at the sky, give a wink to the ground.
Laughter is always the sweetest of sounds.
Drop the knife you never know who may be watching you.
Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew.

Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew...

I'm a Member of the Bad Time Crew

ALL CREDIT TO SiIvaGunner I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF THIS SONG AND I AM NOT MAKING MONEY ON THIS

We are Number One

Lazy Town We Are Number One MEME REMIX

we are number one, kiddo.

"Awaken, My Love!"

Redbone

I always thought the background/bass or whatever (idk music termonology) sounded similar so I made a mashup!

Harder Better, MegaloGlamour

If you have been watching dank memes vine compilations, or have been on ifunny you might have heard this song.

We Are Number One [Lazy Town]

Support Robbie Rotten https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk (Stefan Karl)

Free Download MP3: https://mega.nz/#!LQA2SRpB!tRQcuLDBfSomzCIajQf3l9Ii4iGEL5GsMDxcNWUxbOo

Free Download FLAC:
https://mega.nz/#!PAxGSbYC!5WkYxdBoB_OtWbAzTE77CA98ADuzJrKhtQPduZBfy4Y

Produced, Mixed and Mastered by Yoav Landau
➢ Guitar Recordings - Or "Orko" Cohen
➢ Vocal Editing - Fruutella
➢ Visuals - Andrew Duemig

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Lyrics:

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
C R U N C H
No, don't touch that!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

We Are Number One (The Living Tombstone's Remix)

You Got Backstabbed In The Wrong Neighborhood

You Reposted In The Wrong America (TF2)

Music from the latest Super Mario Odyssey trailer from Nintendo E3 2017. 
I do not own Mario or this song, it belongs to Nintendo.

I´m so hyped up for this game :,D

Super Mario Odyssey - Main Theme - / Jump Up, Super Star!

We Are Number One, But It's An Intense Symphonic Metal Cover.

A song originally from a little British puppet show in mid 2010. Imagine the Muppets except if Adult Swim was their creator.
Thumbnail originates where I got the song in the first place, which is used in a TF2 SFM reenactment of the song, made by ThatAverageJoe:  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68N_-OqaJ7g

Mongrel Spy [The Mongrels/ We Are Mongrels] [TF2]

This song belongs to OR3O.
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBu4gD5-JBs

Mongrel Spy [The Mongrels/ We Are Mongrels] [TF2]

DutchBro