Lyrics:
If we ever get the chance to run,
That'll be the day you and I are done.
If we ever get the chance to fly,
You and I.
That'll be the day when we die.
That'll be the day when we die.
If you ever get the chance to hide,
By my side.
That'll be the day we've lost our mind.
That'll be the day we, die.
If you ever get your chance to run,
That'll be the day you're done.
If you run.
I don't want to be the bearer of bad news.
I don't want to wait in the wings for you.
If you fly, if you run and you hide.

If We Run

museo October 2025  -  tech house mix

Badlands

If I Wanted To

IF I WANTED TO (PROD. EEM TRIPLIN & MATTCOHN)

Tic Tock-Tock Tic.

pt.4 flying saucers

Yes, this is AI. If it bothers you, email me. I'll make a song out of it so use good words that rhyme easily.

MrDJBighouse, by the way, gave me topic "Naked GIrls and Their VIbrating Toys" when I asked. So, listen to him, he's amazing and understand that he's constantly thinking about baseball at least once a day. And he probably will forever. 

Personally, I hate sports. I think they're stupid and a waste of money.

My Loving Vibrations

Yes, this is AI. And if you complain, please include your email address so I can send you some photos of shit.

You know
When I explained
To my mother
Each and every bruise
Then told her
I get em
Cuz of the clothes
That I choose

And these things
To help me see
These cheap
Fucking glasses
Are the reasons
I took a beating
After all of my classes

But one day
Some bully
Called me
His bitch
Then I saw my future
And I said
No
I'm gonna be rich

You think you got
The strength
Of Fucking freight trains
But you're gonna suffer
Cuz you got no Fucking brains

Cuz I just had a flash
Of the future
You see
And I just saw your ass
Working for me

And mother fucker
It wasn't pretty
For you
And I'll let you know now

I know exactly what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna make life
Hell for you

You may not have noticed
You may not have heard
But life is very very hard

And I am

A nerd

You're confused
It seems
So let me tell you
Exactly what that means

And then the whole school listened

On that day

To the visions

I had to say

You laugh at me
Cuz i get good grades
While you experiment
With drugs
And discovered
Getting laid
But have you not realized
We gonna need to get paid

And I know a thing or two
One day I order a big mac
I will see some of you
Looking all beat
Looking unhappy
Cooking their meat
Living real crappy

When I grab my order
I say thanks, cool
Hey ain't you that fool
I knew in high school
And then i take off my shades
And then it's like bam
They suddenly remember
Who i am

I just say
Yeah. Mother fucker
Ain't it funny
You slave away
While I got sooooooo

So much fucking money

I tried to warn you
About the ways of this nation
It's all about the cash
Don't piss away your education

And give me some
Fucking ketchup too
I'm fucking
Done with you

Now
I remember all your names
Very well
And I really do want
To make you all taste hell
I scan the job applications
For me it's fun
And if I recognize your name
I tell H R
I want that one

I say
Tell that man
He qualifies
To clean my toilet
Until he dies
Ask him what he needs
For his pay
Then say I'm sorry
There's no fucking way
And then offer him
Much much less
And his uniform
Will be a dress

And if he ever says
A word to me
I will fire him
Immediately

Cuz
That one
His mom died from cancer
That one
His dad was a dancer
And these ones, I think
We're very very young
When they started to drink
And these ones
I know do meth
So hire them all
Then work them to death

And tell them
They better start to pray
Because once they're hired here
It'll be the last fucking day
Of a life they can ever enjoy
Because now
They have become my toys
I'm still so angry
Their lives i will destroy

Over so many years
When I see them
Walk my halls
I'll laugh at their tears

And
Maybe I will take
A shit
And say
You
Go clean it

And
If you like your job
Take my advice
Send me a report
On why it smells nice

And
Do you remember me from class?

Also
A report

On why
You should not

Have kicked my ass

And I'm sorry
This
I must do
Christmas bonus
For everyone

But you

Yes

That

Is what I'm gonna do

Once they heard
My fucking words
No one
Ever fucked
With the nerds

Hahahahahaha

Omen Of The Nerd

This is AI. If it bothers you then please send me a message so I can have something to read while I shit. 


The Shower

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck fuck fuck fuck

FFFFFFFFFFFFFffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkk

Shit

I have to take a shower

Yes

Shit

I have to take a shower

This is the month

This is the hour

I smell so fucking badly

I must not take a shower

a fucking shower

water

is going to be

all fucking over me

welllllllllllllllllll

damn

i hate taking off my clothes

its something about me no one knows

i feel really fucking stupid

i'm glad i never met cupid

no no no no sex for me

if it involves my naked body

it's something i'd rather no one see

but meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

it's true

and i will never

love you

mother fucker

this water is so cold

am i just getting too fucking old

fuck fuck fuck

now it's too hot

it's melting all my snot

wash wash

my face

i hate this fucking place

have i mentionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned

i hate to fucking shower

shit shit shit shit shit

i just dropped the soap

and i just can't reach it with this rope

i try to pick it up

but my back just says nope nope

it's really fucking lame

didn't wash my ass

fucking shame

i'll just leave it for the maid

that's why she gets paid

well damn shit piss fuck hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

fucking soap in my eyes

hurts so fucking bad

i want to cry

just get this shit off of me

why oh why oh why

why do i fucking bother

why do i fucking try

and where's the fucking towel to dry

now i'm standing fucking naked

fucking cold

in this mirror

i see an ugly man who is old

and underneath this flesh

is a heart so very cold

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

this is something

that i fear

i'm not doing this again

until next fucking year

The Shower

This is AI. I made a version with my xylophone but AI did it much better and my singing really fucking sucks.

Wellllllllllllll

Hell

Yes

That iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Really must say
I've had me
A
Badddddddddddd
Fucking day

Yes yes yes
I am officially
Very very bored
And my drug dealer
Is also my land lord

Mother fucker
Stopped by to me
And said
Hey Mother fucker

I got me
Some
L S Fucking
D

And I put down the bong
And said

I'll take twenty sheets

He stopped and spoke
What you say
Mother fucker
Youuuuuuuuuuu
Just made
My mother fucking day

I said
Its okay
I really do
Make a lot of pay
But
My boss he is a jerk
So these twenty sheets

I'm eating them
Before work
And this
I will say
Tomorrow
May be my last
Fucking day

He looked at me
And said
I'll pray

I just said
Mannnnnnnnnnnnnn
I don't mean to be
Fucking lame
But once I eat
All these twenty sheets

I will never be the same

So I woke up
Ate em for breakfast
And I don't remember
How I got to my desk
The computer
Became a monster
Am I wearing a dress?

I called the boss
And said
Today is just gonna be
A total fucking mess
But I assure you
I will try my best

But is
There something
I can ask you, man

Why's the secretary
Shitting in the trash can

And when did you hire
Aliens from space
Smoking paperclips
Pissing purple
All over the place
And is that a trombone
Protruding from Mary's face

Boss I think
I made a mistake
I'm gonna take a coffee break

But boss
Tell me
Is my office chair
Made of your wife's
Pubic hair

He said
What the fuck
I'd like to speak to you
I said
I'm sorry boss
That I cannot do
Because
Underneath my feet
There is no floor
Understand you fucking pig
The floor
Ain't there no more

And all these flying angels
New colors and stars
I don't know what the fuck
They are

Every body's faces
Are starting to melt
I beat the janitor
With my belt

The stapler
Is calling my name
The pencils
Are doing the same

All of the lights
I can't understand
And everyone
Looks like the same man

Boss
Can you help me
I'm scared

Then I gave him praise
I slipped some acid
In his coffee

And today I got a raise

And my boss
He made it so clear
I'm on fucking paid vacation
For a whooooooole
Fucking year

That was
Over fifteen years
For me

And I'm still
Tripping balls
From the twenty
Sheets
Of
L S D

Twenty Sheets Before Work

This is AI and that's me in the picture. And I will eat you.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yes

I am a bad ass

I do see
Look at you
Look at me
Study me
Seriously

Mother

Fffffffffucker

Do you not fucking  see
Physical mother fuckin mastery
Cuz
In the mirror
I notice my reflection
And
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Am truly

Human fucking perfection

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That's me

That is

Mother fucking me
You see

Big beefy muscles
All over my body
Flesh that is iron
From my head
To my feet

I lift a lot of heavy weights
And i
Eat a lot of meat

Yes

I eat
A hellllllllllll
Of a lot
Of
Meat

Meeeeaaaaaaatttttt

Its

Verrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy

Delicious

And you stupid fucking vegans
Meat issssssssss
Nutritious
So obviously
If you
Simply
Look at me

Annnnnnd
If there's never any fuckin meat
Iiiiiiii
Know exactly what to do
If I cannot eat my
Mother fuckin meat

Then I will start eating

You

Yes
That is what I will do

When you look
At my magnificent mother fucking body
Understand
None of you
Can ever stop me

I am
The one
You must fucking fear
The ultimate carnivore
Is mother fuckin
here

And

If you ever piss me off
I
Will rrrrrrrriiiiipppppp
Out your fucking ears
And I will rip
You
To pieces and shreds
But don't you worry
I won't leave you dead

I really
Don't like Mother fuckin fish
But if I say
I'm gonna kick your ass
Death will be your only wish

And the rest
Of your miserable life
You will regret
The day that we ever
Fucking met

I only eat meat
And I am so fuckin strong
This fucking world is mine
And
I knew it alllllllll
along.

Understand
Mother fuckers
The first day
I became alive
The Mother fucking doctor said
Perfection has arrived

He said to my mother
Breastfeeding is not for you
This child must feed
On blood then
He must eat meat
That
Is what you must do

And
He said to her
I will pray for you

I will end this
And fucking say
When I went
To the doctor
The other fucking day

I told this mother fucking man
I cannot fucking shit
Mother fucker mentioned
Fiber, fruits, and vegetables
I called him
A mother fucking
nitwit

Then
I farted very very loudly
And saw the look
On that Mother fuckers face
I said
I think I'll be okay
But I gotta use the can
Is there in one in this place

Or should I shit right here

Tell me
Somehow
Its fucking coming
Right now

So I
Found a toilet
And i
Sat and shat
In his bathroom
For the next three fucking days
Used reddit and TikTok
To pass the fucking time away

When I was fucking finished
I saw the janitor
Said to him
I must explain
There was no bathroom fan
Your day is
Gonna be a pain

And I noticed
Him looking at my
Muscles
I said
Yeah, ain't they sweet

Hey, mother fucker
I only eat meat

Nowwwwwwwww

I believe
I am through
But
One more time

Once there is no more meat
I'm gonna start eating
The billions of you
And know this
At the very least

Once the animals are gone
Human population
Will decrease

Iiiiiiiiiiii
Never play any fucking games
And
I have
A fucking recipe book
With all of your fucking names

I suggest you keep
This fucking planet stocked
With plenty of meat
Until I fucking die

And now

You
Mother fuckers
know why

Man of Meat

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