1. Stolen By The Gentleman Thief By ElapsedSpiral

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59991895#main

e scene ends at 1:37:21

If I Planned It By Smallestchurch -

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61841617

E scene end time is 35:30

On A Clear Day  (part one) By Xoxoemynn

kiss me in the dark while my lips are numb by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
an OFMD podfic
Rating: Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57966385
Gentlebeard
Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends With Benefits, (kind of), Hooking up, catching feelings, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, First Time, Sexual Content, POV Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Drinking, Smoking, Recreational Drug Use 
sounds:
https://freesound.org/people/xtrgamr/sounds/239496/
https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_2104797/sounds/324892/
This podfic is not super sound effect heavy, but I couldn't resist some background sounds in the third section and there is music between sections. I will upload a sound-effect free version as well!

Cover photo by designecologist on unsplash: https://unsplash.com/photos/a-close-up-of-a-curtain-made-of-metallic-foil-Lm0Q0D5jks0

kiss me in the dark while my lips are numb by This_Will_Be_Our_Year

move me, baby
by ghostalservice
beautiful art and cover image by stedesmoth see full image here (NSFW) https://bsky.app/profile/stedesmoth.bsky.social/post/3l7bxlprcvu2u
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58945825
rating: explicit
gentlebeard
tags: Post-Canon, Frottage, Established Relationship, Short & Sweet, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Inspired by Fanart

move me, baby by ghostalservice

2 Your Love Made Me Human by Caladria

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51835153/chapters/131055529

1 Roll for Charisma by karatekid1018

It's storming out and Ed's having a hard time. Comfort finds him.

With sound effects by happydaiz

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65641012/chapters/169017952

Lightning Strike by ChaoticReader1031

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/163049233#workskin

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 3)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67070068/chapters/173164306

By friendlytikek based on art by Akans.

Ed is a palaeontologist who helped bring the dinosaurs back to life but has never had the chance to see one up close. When he learns about a local dinosaur rescue sanctuary and decides to visit, he doesn’t expect to fall head over heels for a cute blond reading to a dozen baby dinosaurs.

Dinosaur glossary
Titanaboa - a giant snake from the Late Paleocene period
Minmi - a small herbivorous dinosaur from Australia, specifically the Early Cretaceous
Liriodendrites - extinct plant from the Late Crestaceous-Paleocene period
Pteridopermatophta - extinct seed-producing plant from the Late Devonian-Early Eocene period
Parasaur - shortened version of Parasaurolophus, a duck-billed dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous
Koreaceratops - herbivorous dinosaur with a sturdy head and beak from the Early Cretaceous
Struthiomimus - ostrich-like dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous
Pachycephalosaurus - dinosaur with a distinct bulge for a skull, from the Late Cretaceous
Protoceratops - small dinosaur with a distinctive frill/horn, and a beak, from the Late Cretaceous
Stegosaurus - well-known herbivorous dinosaur with many points along its back, from the Late Jurassic
Psittacosaurus - affectionately shortened to 'Taco, a dinosaur with distinct horns on either side of its face from the Early Cretaceous
Microraptor - very small winged dinosaur from the Early Cretaceous

1 Once extinct, now extant

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66886501

By Vmarssmartrthnme

Stede decides to put his brilliant plan into motion to win the heart of his crush, Ed. Things do not go as planned.

Bin Thinking About You

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

If I Planned It By Smallestchurch -

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