Ed's apartment is infested with spiders. Stede just wants to be near his kids. When they discover the apartment they both want is only available to couples, there's only one thing to do—pretend to be in a relationship to hoodwink their landlady into renting them the one-bedroom apartment. No one is normal about it.

As soon as I started reading the first chapter I was obsessed with this fic! It just itches a bit of my brain and I love it, it’s the perfect amount of sweet, smutty and unhinged and it’s a joy to get to podfic it! This fic is rated EXPLICIT I will warn when we get to those chapters. 

Sublime cover art by the crazy Talented INKIRTIS 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/162530371

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 1)

podfic of Free Space by YellowMustard

read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61423051

sd ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65051224

[podfic] free space ch 3

podfic of no delays by fake_geek_boy

read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61850614

sd ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66957787

[podfic] no delays by fake_geek_boy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67110850

1 off the deep end by serpent_and_dahlia

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67050385

1 Built to Last

2 Built to Last

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67046332

By BookknobsandBroomsticks based on art by Smolbus.

Edward Teach is a florist, who does a lot of weddings, but never his own.
Stede Bonnet inherited his father's mansion, and what else would he do with it than transform it into a wedding venue?

1 Love Blooms - December

6 off the deep end by serpent_and_dahlia

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38803809

Written by Fahye.

"Dark Fate?" says Stede, making sure to pronounce the capitals.

"Very effective for star-crossed lovers. And at a bargain price, if I do say so myself. A potent mixture of unspeakably rare ingredients, brewed under a new moon, which will drag you through the depths of your own soul in search of difficult truths, and leave the undeserving to drift forever in a dreamscape of torment and emotional agony!"

"What?" says Stede. "No! That sounds awful!"

Things to never give the devil

7 Off the Deep End by serpent_and_dahlia

2 Under The Milky Way

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

1 Built to Last

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