Oh YAY! I’ve been hoping you would podfic this 😃 (Now I just have to cross all I have for you to podfic PolitestMenace’s ‘professor’ and ‘fencing’ boys 👀😅💜💜)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52779157#main

By daydreamcrash.

“All those fucking dates. You’re telling me you picked all those dates when you could’ve set me up with the man of my dreams.”

Archie looks at Ed. Looks at Stede. Back at Ed. Back at Stede. “Him? Stede? Stede. Like, that guy Stede?”

(or: five times Archie set Ed up on a date and one time she didn't)

Serial blusher

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed is too fuckin pregnant.
Too fuckin pregnant for pants, too pregnant to innkeep, too pregnant to head down to the beach, cause if he laid out in the sand, he’s so fucking pregnant he’d just get stuck there, like a beached whale, calling out for help from his pod-mates, but he’s so pregnant none of them would even want to rescue him and he’d just lay there like the saddest, most pregnant whale, while the tide pulled further and further away.
Apt fucking metaphor, actually.
That’s how Ed feels, like a beached whale.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63438379
Author’s Tags:

Transmasculine Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pregnant Sex, but no pregnancy or breeding kink in case you care, Pregnancy, Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, but is it????, Whale Song, Body insecurity, This fic is so deeply unserious that I don't want to tag hurt/comfort, but also technically, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, it's so mild, Fluff, no beta we die like whale ed if he doesn't get stede's come, Post-Canon, nebulously in the innkeepers era, Penis In Vagina Sex, this is rated explicit but it's baaaarely porn

The Intro/Outro is “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson (The Free Willy Theme). You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2rN2WzftSKZzDLFApWECWz?si=0bc40d1e499f4e9f

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63545971

By KalansPhantom

Originally a Skyfic.

Stede Bonnet finds a note in the hall of his new apartment during one of the hardest parts of his life. It simply reads "I'm proud of you" When he comes upon his neighbor, he passes on that wisdom, and finds something so much more.

I'm Proud Of You

kiss me in the dark while my lips are numb by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
an OFMD podfic
Rating: Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57966385
Gentlebeard
Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends With Benefits, (kind of), Hooking up, catching feelings, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, First Time, Sexual Content, POV Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Drinking, Smoking, Recreational Drug Use 
sounds:
https://freesound.org/people/xtrgamr/sounds/239496/
https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_2104797/sounds/324892/
This podfic is not super sound effect heavy, but I couldn't resist some background sounds in the third section and there is music between sections. I will upload a sound-effect free version as well!

Cover photo by designecologist on unsplash: https://unsplash.com/photos/a-close-up-of-a-curtain-made-of-metallic-foil-Lm0Q0D5jks0

kiss me in the dark while my lips are numb by This_Will_Be_Our_Year

Intro to it exists to be found by smallestchurch

1. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

2. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

3. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

And his freckles, Ed thinks with increasing delirium as Stede starts approaching him and he zeroes in on the exposed skin where his top has slipped off his shoulder slightly. Is it legal, to show off such a tantalising stretch of freckled collar bone? Fucking obscene, that. Maybe Stede should be arrested. And his punishment? Ed gets to bite him, right there where his neck meets his shoulder, all pink and delectable.

Ed really wants to bite him….

EXPLICIT (of course)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63831076

love bites by sparklespriggs

Fast Cat by nomadsland

DevilsSacramentCatering on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48533656

sd ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64393156

[podfic] Bonnet's Revenge

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

1. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

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