Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme
Chapter 9
Rating: Explicit
Written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59557609/chapters/160187875

sound: Phone Vibrating by SoundBiterSFX -- https://freesound.org/s/730939/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

9 Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed is too fuckin pregnant.
Too fuckin pregnant for pants, too pregnant to innkeep, too pregnant to head down to the beach, cause if he laid out in the sand, he’s so fucking pregnant he’d just get stuck there, like a beached whale, calling out for help from his pod-mates, but he’s so pregnant none of them would even want to rescue him and he’d just lay there like the saddest, most pregnant whale, while the tide pulled further and further away.
Apt fucking metaphor, actually.
That’s how Ed feels, like a beached whale.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63438379
Author’s Tags:

Transmasculine Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pregnant Sex, but no pregnancy or breeding kink in case you care, Pregnancy, Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, but is it????, Whale Song, Body insecurity, This fic is so deeply unserious that I don't want to tag hurt/comfort, but also technically, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, it's so mild, Fluff, no beta we die like whale ed if he doesn't get stede's come, Post-Canon, nebulously in the innkeepers era, Penis In Vagina Sex, this is rated explicit but it's baaaarely porn

The Intro/Outro is “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson (The Free Willy Theme). You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2rN2WzftSKZzDLFApWECWz?si=0bc40d1e499f4e9f

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

3. Bruised by westernredcedar

1. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

At his first ballet society social, the pressure in on for Ed to get Stede's friends to like him. Luckily, one conversation with Lucius throws all tension (and hinges) out of the window.

Hehe this is my favourite fic of these boys so far 😂😂 I just re listened to the voice notes they’re basically just fits of laughter, I hope you find this even a tiny bit as funny as we did 🤣

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62861578

2 become 1 by sparklespriggs

2. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

3. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

move me, baby
by ghostalservice
beautiful art and cover image by stedesmoth see full image here (NSFW) https://bsky.app/profile/stedesmoth.bsky.social/post/3l7bxlprcvu2u
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58945825
rating: explicit
gentlebeard
tags: Post-Canon, Frottage, Established Relationship, Short & Sweet, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Inspired by Fanart

move me, baby by ghostalservice

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38623017

By nerbert.

Ed begins to tell fun facts to the strange fancy man who visits the aquarium each day.

Squid-life Crisis

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63150262#main

By snake_necklace.

Ed has the flu but he needs to go grocery shopping. Luckily the Breakfast Gentleman is there to save the day.

A Toast to Breakfast

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51835153/chapters/131055529

1 Roll for Charisma by karatekid1018

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

2. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

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