2 The Angriest Chicken In The Apothacary By Ignisentis

2 Prove It

15 Prove It - MUSIC

LoopyDangerFrog reads veeagainst's submission for 2024's Podfuckery event!

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61720549

Podfuckery: hope is the thing with machine lubricant

Mob Boss Edward Teach needs to get out of a storm on a rainy night. And he stumbles in a hot pink pirate themed Barbie diner run by a mysteriously chipper man….

The combination you knew you always needed! Slightly unhinged and a whole lot of smutty fun!
This is rated EXPLICIT 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60009085/chapters/153104302

Mugs here! 
https://www.redbubble.com/i/mug/I-m-a-Pirate-Girl-in-a-Pirate-World-by-Akarkanias/107217797.9Q0AD

Mob Boss Barbie (chapter one) by shieldmaidenofmithrilhall

Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme
an OFMD podfic
Rating: Explicit
No archive warnings apply

written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59557609/chapters/151896526
Image from art by Claire-see the full image here (NSFW): https://bsky.app/profile/clairegregoryau.bsky.social/post/3laekmomnud2q

As much as Ed would prefer to have it to himself, a two bedroom apartment shared with an—okay, yes, fine—hot blonde guy isn’t the end of the world. He might as well stick around for a while and see if they can come to some kind of an agreement. Stede steps aside and lets him into the space and two things instantly become clear:

    1. This is definitely not going to work.
    2. He is going to kill Jack.



Tags: Roommates, Apartments, references to pandemic lockdown, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Porn Watching, Accidental Voyeurism Kind Of, Infidelity, horny dummies, making do, Will Add Tags As We Go, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Dirty Talk, was supposed to be PWP, Oopsmy porn got tainted with feelings :(, Come play, A dash of internalized homophobia, Dry Humping, call me marie kondo, bc i love mess, Wet & Messy, Phone Sex, Anal Fingering, internet purchases may be larger than they appear, Misunderstandings, a tiny tiny hint of angst, angst but like if it was a flavor in lacroix, author's preference of warehouse store is very obvious, soft-serve ice cream metaphor that probably doesn't make sense if you have never worked at DQ, appearances from other ofmd characters, Oral Sex, First Time Blow Jobs, Come Eating, Come Swallowing, large ottoman appreciation, don't forget to hydrate

1 Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme

41 (ch 12) Pizza Hy Heart

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61109305

[Day 8 of the 2024 OFMD Advent Calendar]

Ed and his workmates and other small queer businesses have been having their shared end-of-year holiday celebration at the same venue for the last five years. It's a bowling club which hosts all sorts of events, from barefoot lawn bowls to holiday parties to weddings.

Stede recently cancelled the wedding he was supposed to have at the same venue, but is yet to receive a refund of his booking fee. He's turned up to the venue in person to demand his refund, coincidentally while Ed's holiday party is happening.

It's summer in so-called Australia, and there's something in the air. Is it the gift of love or just an incoming summer thunderstorm?

I'll Shout It to the Blue Summer Sky

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60787570/chapters/157050796

8 Up Close and Personal - Epilogue

43 (ch 14) Pizza Hy Heart  -

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61519225

Stede invites Ed back to his cabin for a nightcap. His curiosity about a chest that's being stored in the cabin gets the better of him and he asks Ed about it.

Pebbles

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

2 Prove It

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