“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed is too fuckin pregnant.
Too fuckin pregnant for pants, too pregnant to innkeep, too pregnant to head down to the beach, cause if he laid out in the sand, he’s so fucking pregnant he’d just get stuck there, like a beached whale, calling out for help from his pod-mates, but he’s so pregnant none of them would even want to rescue him and he’d just lay there like the saddest, most pregnant whale, while the tide pulled further and further away.
Apt fucking metaphor, actually.
That’s how Ed feels, like a beached whale.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63438379
Author’s Tags:

Transmasculine Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pregnant Sex, but no pregnancy or breeding kink in case you care, Pregnancy, Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, but is it????, Whale Song, Body insecurity, This fic is so deeply unserious that I don't want to tag hurt/comfort, but also technically, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, it's so mild, Fluff, no beta we die like whale ed if he doesn't get stede's come, Post-Canon, nebulously in the innkeepers era, Penis In Vagina Sex, this is rated explicit but it's baaaarely porn

The Intro/Outro is “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson (The Free Willy Theme). You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2rN2WzftSKZzDLFApWECWz?si=0bc40d1e499f4e9f

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

2 The Seat Filler by Rotten_Soldier

3 The Seat Filler by Rotten_Soldier

Intro to it exists to be found by smallestchurch

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63600574

Sorry if you feel objectified by BKTrashCat

At his first ballet society social, the pressure in on for Ed to get Stede's friends to like him. Luckily, one conversation with Lucius throws all tension (and hinges) out of the window.

Hehe this is my favourite fic of these boys so far 😂😂 I just re listened to the voice notes they’re basically just fits of laughter, I hope you find this even a tiny bit as funny as we did 🤣

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62861578

2 become 1 by sparklespriggs

3. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

Ed and Stede retire from piracy and attempt to open an inn. Or they would, if they could stop fucking for long enough to get the place into shape.

This was SO MUCH fun to record! My favorite style of narration!
It’s smutty btw, pretty darn smutty. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58916722

can’t keep my hands to myself (I mean I could but why would I want to) by serpent and dahlia

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63905998

By daydreamcrash.

“I definitely didn’t die?” he asks.

Edward presses two (long, slender, warm, tattooed) fingers to his pulse and says, “Nope. You feel good to me.”

You feel good to me.

Jesus Christ.

Stede almost faints again.

“Stede Bonnet?”

Edward’s fingers fall away, and Stede’s neck feels cold without them, his lifeline gone. The doctor. Yes, of course. He forgot for a second that you feel good to me was not, in fact, his prognosis.

(or: five times Ed and Stede cross paths in the GP waiting room and one time they don't)

Waiting for you

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45183853

By ElapsedSpiral

“Hi, I’m Ed. I’ll be your kidnapper here today.”

*

Probably my stupidest modern meet cute yet. Unbetaed ficlet.

On the Job

Ed's apartment is infested with spiders. Stede just wants to be near his kids. When they discover the apartment they both want is only available to couples, there's only one thing to do—pretend to be in a relationship to hoodwink their landlady into renting them the one-bedroom apartment. No one is normal about it.

As soon as I started reading the first chapter I was obsessed with this fic! It just itches a bit of my brain and I love it, it’s the perfect amount of sweet, smutty and unhinged and it’s a joy to get to podfic it! This fic is rated EXPLICIT I will warn when we get to those chapters. 

Sublime cover art by the crazy Talented INKIRTIS 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/162530371

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 1)

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

2 The Seat Filler by Rotten_Soldier

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