Stories to sleep by! narration is calm, no loud bits, soothing stories. a mix of ratings

insomnia playlist

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49106941

Continue Making Progress by ElapsedSpiral

Humor and hijinks (Fic Club recs)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54944941/chapters/139280323#main

1 President Of The Stupid Hat Society

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1. Stolen By The Gentleman Thief By ElapsedSpiral

2. Stolen By The Gentleman Thief By Elapsed Spiral

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/142819429

Stede Bonnet went to the Wawa for a snack, and boy howdy did he find one.

"Now, you're going to click on the picture of the sandwich," Ed murmured into Stede's ear.

"But it's a cold sandwich, Ed! I want a hot hoagie," Stede said petulantly.

"You're gonna get it hot later. You can be patient for me while we look at the options, can't you?" Ed's voice was honeyed, like one of the several varieties of turkey choices on the screen.

1 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Wawa Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/143091025#main

Stede goes to the circus!

Ed slid down the crows nest and landed in the ring and Stede got a better view of Ed’s ensemble. A mesh corset under a one-armed, long, tailed, leather Ring Leader’s jacket. Leather hot pants that showed off toned, fishnet clad thighs paired, with knee-high leather boots. Someone threw him a top hat, another person tossed him a whip and Ed caught them both with aplomb.

The stage was swarmed with performers - jugglers, acrobats, a convoy of clown cars. A trio of sword-swallowers entered atop an elephant, and Ed scaled it to join them, and… oh wow. So apparently Ed didn’t have a gag reflex. Good to know.


Honk Week Prompt: Circus

2 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Circus Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/143263504

We meet the band and Ed goes to Stede's Ska-ncert!

3 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Ska Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/143270929#main

The plot thickens. Ed and Stede learn that Stede's job may not be what it seems, and must go undercover to a honky tonk speakeasy for clues.

4 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Honky Tonk Intrigue Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/143357815

Well, here we go! The non-explicit Clown Sex Chapter.

It's short, sweet, silly, and there's no plot, so it's entirely skippable if this isn't your thing.

5 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Clown Sex Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49106941/chapters/123894259

1 Continue Making Progress by ElapsedSpiral

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Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

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