short OFMD podfics

A collection of the stories that made me laugh when recording them.

Funny OFMD stories

Monsters and Creatures

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62519023/chapters/160007500

Made To Measure (prequel to "a Perfect Fit" by FPwoper and hideplueshi

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63544465/chapters/162841789

Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficianado)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64030612/chapters/164260588

There is a Light by Zuckerbaby_1

Humor and hijinks (Fic Club recs)

on the edge of sleep

Swimming lesson,

Want to do something wierd?

a kissing story

What it is supposed to be like

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42453231

We Go Together

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40237908/chapters/100784592

I (46M) am in love with my very straight housemate (45M)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44545240

want your tender charm

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44866906

LonelyBot

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44595187
no cats were harmed in this fic.

Cat Burglars

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44249059

All bets are off

You're a Dream to Me

An Arm And A Leg By MxMollusca

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48835456/chapters/123195253

1 The Sticking Place

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/142819429

Stede Bonnet went to the Wawa for a snack, and boy howdy did he find one.

"Now, you're going to click on the picture of the sandwich," Ed murmured into Stede's ear.

"But it's a cold sandwich, Ed! I want a hot hoagie," Stede said petulantly.

"You're gonna get it hot later. You can be patient for me while we look at the options, can't you?" Ed's voice was honeyed, like one of the several varieties of turkey choices on the screen.

1 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Wawa Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/143091025#main

Stede goes to the circus!

Ed slid down the crows nest and landed in the ring and Stede got a better view of Ed’s ensemble. A mesh corset under a one-armed, long, tailed, leather Ring Leader’s jacket. Leather hot pants that showed off toned, fishnet clad thighs paired, with knee-high leather boots. Someone threw him a top hat, another person tossed him a whip and Ed caught them both with aplomb.

The stage was swarmed with performers - jugglers, acrobats, a convoy of clown cars. A trio of sword-swallowers entered atop an elephant, and Ed scaled it to join them, and… oh wow. So apparently Ed didn’t have a gag reflex. Good to know.


Honk Week Prompt: Circus

2 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Circus Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/143263504

We meet the band and Ed goes to Stede's Ska-ncert!

3 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Ska Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/143270929#main

The plot thickens. Ed and Stede learn that Stede's job may not be what it seems, and must go undercover to a honky tonk speakeasy for clues.

4 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Honky Tonk Intrigue Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/143357815

Well, here we go! The non-explicit Clown Sex Chapter.

It's short, sweet, silly, and there's no plot, so it's entirely skippable if this isn't your thing.

5 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Clown Sex Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57687892

Transformations By PolitestMenace(GapPirateAficionado)

Made To Measure By Fpwoper And Hideplueshi

2 Made To Measure By Fpwoper And Hideplueshi

3 Made To Measure By Fpwoper And Hideplueshi

1. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

2. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

3. Keeping Time by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)

1. There is a Light by Zuckerbaby_1

2 There is a light by Zuckerbaby_1

3 There is a Light by Zuckerbaby_1

4 There is a Light by Zuckerbaby_1

5 There is a Light by Zuckerbaby_1

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57842386
With thanks to Aloc@bsky.social for the beautiful thumbnail art.

Come Hither by Winter_of_our_Discontent

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

Come Hither by Winter_of_our_Discontent

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