Podfics

short OFMD podfics

A collection of the stories that made me laugh when recording them.

Funny OFMD stories

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Explicit
Summary: John Watson thinks he's Very Bad at Relationships.
Sherlock Holmes dreams of wandering around his entorhinal cortex.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30980021
🧡on AO3:
Music:  Cirrus by Bob Bradley and Christopher Wonfor

The Beauty of Broken Edges

Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: Mature
Summary: Crowley finds a paperback from the 60's in the back of Aziraphale's bookshop, and decides to prepare a surprise for his angel. Matters get out of hand.
Original text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31523255
🧡on AO3:
Music: Cautiously Optimistic by Igor Dvorkin; Duncan Pittock; Ellie Kidd

Room for Dessert

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Teen and Up
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/203017
Summary: The eighth time Sherlock proposed to John, it was on a Thursday afternoon in the middle of a Tesco. And like the seven times before, he got rejected.
Music: High Jinks by Philip Guyler

The Love Song of Two Idiots

on the edge of sleep

Swimming lesson,

Want to do something wierd?

a kissing story

What it is supposed to be like

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40237908/chapters/100784592

I (46M) am in love with my very straight housemate (45M)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44545240

want your tender charm

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44866906

LonelyBot

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44595187
no cats were harmed in this fic.

Cat Burglars

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44249059

All bets are off

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52183147#main

Erratum; Or, Dr. Stede Bonet Has A Bone To Pick With Dr. Ed Teach -

A Sherlock fic by out_there
Rated: Explicit
Summary:  Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/191326#main
🧡on AO3:
Music:  Five Days Galloping 3 by Joe Kraemer

The Whore of Babylon Was A Perfectly Nice Girl

Part 2 The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl

Part 1

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

Erratum; Or, Dr. Stede Bonet Has A Bone To Pick With Dr. Ed Teach -

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