if only in my dreams 7 On the Seventh Day of Christmas

Baddy Zaddy 2

1  Catch Me When I'm Falling For You By CartoonMayor

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43584778/chapters/109587277

By Mensa_Chickens
Read by Kninjaknitter and happydaiz

Edward Teach wants some towels. He logs in to the chat function on the Bounding Baths & Berths (BB&B) website to get some advice. But the customer service representative has perhaps a bit more to offer than thread counts...

1 Feather Grey

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43584778/chapters/109635132

2 Feather Grey

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43584778/chapters/109587357

3 Feather Grey

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58357717

By the_widow_olivia.

Huge thanks to Baby Kraken for letting me use her artwork for the cover art. 🥰

Last night, Stede Bonnet got very, very drunk, and quite possibly met the love of his life. The only problem is finding him again in a town with a surprising number of bars tended by a surprising number of Eds.

Night of 1,000 Eds

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57842386
With thanks to Aloc@bsky.social for the beautiful thumbnail art.

Come Hither by Winter_of_our_Discontent

recording update

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38803809

Written by Fahye.

"Dark Fate?" says Stede, making sure to pronounce the capitals.

"Very effective for star-crossed lovers. And at a bargain price, if I do say so myself. A potent mixture of unspeakably rare ingredients, brewed under a new moon, which will drag you through the depths of your own soul in search of difficult truths, and leave the undeserving to drift forever in a dreamscape of torment and emotional agony!"

"What?" says Stede. "No! That sounds awful!"

Things to never give the devil

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67632536/chapters/174819251

Written by Aletea based on art by ClaireGregory

Archie is a crime scene cleaner, which might be the best job she's ever had, even if it's a little morbid. The pay is great, and her coworker is even better. She's been at this job for over a year, which is a record for her, and has no intentions of moving on to something else.

But when she and Jim are cleaning up the aftermath of a murder, Jim begins to act strange after they discover a photograph on the scene.

Archie starts investigating. She immediately gets in over her head.

Written for the 2025 OFMD Reverse Big Bang.

CWs for morbid humour, bodily remains, childhood trauma, snake. For more details on these, go to the written work via the link above. 

1 A Little Murder

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

if only in my dreams 7 On the Seventh Day of Christmas

kninjaknitter