https://archiveofourown.org/works/58012078/chapters/147688972

Starman by the_widow_olivia

A collection of podfics of fics by the_widow_olivia

Fics by the_widow_olivia

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56811472

Twice a year, Stede’s father begrudgingly hands the black credit card to Bitsy. It always goes the same way. He holds out the card, and when she reaches for it he snatches it back. “Spend enough to make an impression, Bits. But not too much of an impression.” Bitsy smiles and says, “Of course, dear.” Then he hands over the card for real.

Stede hates that part, but it’s necessary to get to the part where he and Bitsy are driving up to the mall, listening to the Oldies station the whole way. The part where Stede passes up the promising smell of soft pretzels and cinnamon buns and opens the gleaming doors of Hornigold’s department store. He always holds the door for his mother. She always laughs and says, “What a gentleman!”

And inside — oh, the inside of Hornigold’s is something everyone should see at least once in their lives.

12-year-old Stede Bonnet meets a boy inside a clothing rack at Hornigold's department store in 1995.

Drawn Inward

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56990713 

The sequel to Drawn Inward.
It's 2012. Ed Teach is a successful stylist at a fancy downtown salon. When he takes a walk-in client, he never expects it to be someone he met by chance, 17 years ago.

Won't Lovers Revolt Now?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55739464

Stede starts an etiquette advice column for pirates.

An anonymous reader writes in asking how he can get his boyfriend to propose. Stede’s initial advice is trash, so a friend steps in to help.

Gentlebeard Wedding Week Day 1: Proposals

Dear Gentleman Innkeeper

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57131317

Ed and Stede live in a cottage by the sea. Ed says they live in a “house” by the sea, but Stede thinks that’s a criminal misuse of the English language. When the house in question is a darling little wood-shingled bungalow with a white picket fence out front, how could one refer to it as anything other than a cottage?

57 years after they first met, and 40 years after their first date, Ed and Stede are getting ready for a very important occasion.

Revel, Ever

Author’s notes:
https://soundcloud.com/user-37617199/1-starman-author-notes-5-13-25/s-wA0DIJ5QSaC?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=1&si=5A7BB4B224EA43CE9A7A0E8A0675F9B2&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

1 Starman

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58012078/chapters/147688972

Playlist here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/59mc3drLba7qb8v6ibtQ3D?si=dYo0v-GkRe2nMy9lFTqf0g&pi=0k3TDoWoRlygN

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/58357717

By the_widow_olivia.

Huge thanks to Baby Kraken for letting me use her artwork for the cover art. 🥰

Last night, Stede Bonnet got very, very drunk, and quite possibly met the love of his life. The only problem is finding him again in a town with a surprising number of bars tended by a surprising number of Eds.

Night of 1,000 Eds

Author notes here:

https://soundcloud.com/user-37617199/2-starman-author-notes/s-1gqNE97sXGA?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=1&si=093B484641AD45C39F5C2D4B521E1CB6&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

2 Starman

Authors notes: https://on.soundcloud.com/d6XkEgwwTYVmYQV66S

3 Starman

Authors notes: https://on.soundcloud.com/7Sgs5lgQNQTKJ1zSjK

4. Starman by the_widow_olivia

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

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