(American accent) This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen.

(Pull back to reveal he is in a modern street full of Supermen walking along shopping, waiting at bus queues etc. F. G. Superman gets onto a bus. The bus is full of Supermen, most of them with shopping baskets on their knees. F. G. Supermen finds a seat...during the commentary the camera slowly tracks in on his face. )

But Mr. F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!

(The camera is by now in very tight close-up. A country lane. A superman rides into the shot on a bicycle, whistling innocently. Suddenly he veers off to one side and crashes down into a ditch.

Cut to a launderette. Pan along a row of Supermen, one or two of whom are poring over magazines such as: 'The Adventures of an Insurance Broker', 'Income Tax Comics', and 'The Grocer'. Suddenly the door flies open and a youngish Superboy bursts in dramatically. )

Superboy: (dramatically) Hey, there's a bicycle broken. Up the road. (he points dramatically)

(General consternation.)

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CTG RECORDS

Label Owner: CTG CEO
Signed Artists: CTG Frank
Signed Producers: CTG Lurtmand