Wow i am The GUY who wants a battle with majin sonic and now its real😄

Ben:
Ring ring ring! Evie can’t pick up the micro-phone!
Her responses prove she’s dumb or deaf; can’t expect a good tone
But I guess I’ll be a gentleman and give her a turn
But if she’s as combustive as my chemicals, then she’s already burned

Evie:
Hello there Ben, here’s what I already know
Your verse sounds more ridiculous than you do in your own show
I’m a super advanced program that can answer any question
You’re a super forgotten app that will always be left in suspension
Breaking news! Ben’s legacy has been relegated to memes
It’s sad that you’re in spotlight now only because of Speed
And this text-to-speech will leave you more forgotten than Pierre
The only pictures you have are you ‘cause none of your friends care
But being another Talking app, I’m not surprised you manage to
Make everyone freak out and find you more sketchy than Angela

Ben:
Your website is only used by YouTubers for clicks
But they dropped you pretty quick and went bananas for a chimp

Evie:
Oh, why yes I like bananas, but you won’t like these punches
If you think you have any chance than you’re more baked than your lunch is
Gained my fame from my answers while no one wants to hear Ben talk
Used to be on every phone, but now only known from TikTok

Ben:
Ho, ho, ho! Don’t bother trying to lie!
Say you gained your fame, but it was handed by Jacksepticeye
You can wink and smile all you want, but I don’t think that matters
When you talk about parrots while you’re the one who prefers crackers!
Everyone got sick of you and moved on to your genderbent
Then not too long after that, the PewDieBot was used instead
Now everyone says “no” to any spin-off made by Existor
So I’ll see your defeat as the newest headline in the papers!

Cast/Crew:
RNG as Talking Ben
K.C. as Eviebot
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Tristan
Cover by Egg

Talking Ben vs. Eviebot - Crazy Diss Wars

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

Decided to give this a complete overhaul, that included remixing the beat to make it sound better and also remixing the vocals. Also, this is the first time posting something where FL Studio was the program used to mix vocals, I used FL for the vocals then I mixed everything together in Audition, hope you enjoy!

Original song: https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126/rap-battle-kid-prod-insanebeatz

Rap Battle Kid (REMIX)

Fun is Infinite vs Who Are You Running From - Fightmarker Cover by Trakked

Written by: CreeperPasta, Raisu Battle
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Mixed by: Box_Soldier22

Morbius: SimplyRazzy
Black Adam: SPM1000

Morbius:
Dr. Michael Morbius, Chemist, paging this static despot
Only using his true power once his home's been left a wreckage
By his neighbors and the traitors to his cause, hell-bent on vengeance
So Shazam abandoned him, found more worth in that adolescent
Batson? It's pathetic how Teth-Adam represents his throne
Rock-y foreign relations, no wonder you were trapped in stone
Sat on standby as the Horsemen brought the demise of your nation
Now your people's blood will nourish my hunger for generations!
Face it, I'm the greatest! Morbius sweeps up your sleeper flick
You rule with an iron fist? You're no more than Cena's bitch!
I've got tons of bars, so call me Akhton when I start the killing
That'll leave you in the dust, now you’ll join your wife and children!

Black Adam:
Up against this comics icon, no shock you’ll end up deceased
I leave all my rivals Thunderstruck; call me AC-DC
Test my power? You can’t match it. Test my reign? No stopping it
Movie trailer so divine, the Queen went to hell watching it! 
Facing me is Suicide, won't need a Squad of gods to leave Leto damned
By the way, last night your mom was the one who shouted "Shazam!" 
I'm gonna leave your throat to burn, like it’s a Black Adam's Apple 
I'm ruling over Kahndaq, your Bat film was worse than Cavill's! 
I have the drive to wield the power, your hunger got your bro devoured 
Wasted your work in mere hours, I'm here to reclaim what's ours!
We're not equal. My peers believe in me, protector of Kahndaq!
And judging by your box office gains, we know you fail at comebacks


Rap Off! - Morbius vs Black Adam

ENNWAY as NFTs

RNG as The Black Market

Written by Pixel Chris, ENNWAY, and Dilly!

Mixed by ENNWAY 

Beat by Anywaywell 

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

NFTs:
Hey I'm an NFT and I'm slaying this entity 
Whose whole play is to peddle these unobtainable amenities 
To assailants and enemies 
But the greater of dangers over those crazy ass felonies is you're lame and don't get any fucking ladies
I'm killing you like Silk Road 
‘Cause now your bills are due buddy, and you can't swindle those
You're killing civilians and still praising that your the best
You're the worst black mask wearing cunt I've seen since Kayne West
I'd like to pick apart the brain of your forefather Tor's creation
'Cause either they tried restoring the glory, the culmination
Of all of the web's amazement, or wanted to leave a crater
And ruin its reputation years later!

The Black Market:
Hey numbnuts, nice cryptobro, did you get it in a Yacht Club?
Cause your financial decisions are making you look washed up
you're the prey in my dark web, got me hunting now 
they ask me how my flows low brow, cause I'm underground
I’m used to dealing with all kinds of fucked up junkies
But even their smart enough not to drop a bank account on Monkeys
Your cult-y followers are bitchless, Gary should get some Vee
So lame you made a pussy out of D-O-Double G
Storing more drugs than a Rite Aid, you know I’m about that
Scrolling through Reddit ain’t exactly a career path
You’re still spreading on Twitter, your sweaty nerds need to cut back
So come over here and suck on my Non Fungible Nut Sack!

NFT:
What are you selling? Gas station weed? I don’t think your joints hit
Inventing ways to take down this bitch, like I Doge-coined it
This crypto empire is unstoppable, its never gonna end
All I need to do to stop you is snitch to the feds-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Black Market:
Nah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen
I bounce back like the rubber band my money’s wrapped in
Just like the computers you use, your efforts are a power waste
Cause this battle deemed you worthless, just like a copy paste

NFTs vs The Black Market - Hip Hop Hassles

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
It’s Live Rap Battles!
Salad Fingers… vs… Bob & Larry!
Lights, Camera, Action!

Bob & Larry (0:09)
If you’d like to rap ‘gainst tomatoes
If you want to get squashed with style
If you’d like to get mashed, potatoes
If you want the freshest lines, up and come down to the produce aisle

Since 1993, we've been airing on NBC
Teaching kids about their ABCs and BC
I’d say to read the Good Book, but I doubt you can read
Even our PC could out-diss this NPC

That nonsense plot you got seems randomly generated
Buncha empty symbolism to get theorists speculatin’
Chapters tossed together with no afterthought that’s integrated
Not at all refreshing - this word salad needs refrigeratin’

We broke New-Grounds; Managed to withstand demand
While you became the definition of Flash in the pan 
We won't listen to you (Lalalalalala); So you should just stay canned
We heard you’re really really good at talking to the hand

Salad Fingers (0:48)
Oh, hello, I'm Salad Fingers
Ahhh, a fellow standing figure
Thought the Great War left the land at the brink of destruction, so how have these plants lingered? (Ahhh)

It must be the Hand of God you're grabbing on as these vegetables haven't gone off
But your season has ended, these greens are now left as a fertilizer for their God's lawn

Ooh, spilling the tea? Better put on the kettle
Phil and Mike milk these vegetables more than my Nettles
The shepherd was impaled and his sheep follows, a-many
Hung up upon my heat, (Mmm) Kabob and Larry

Bob & Larry (1:17)
We read the Bible every day but that verse was really really wrong
Tried spitting green and mean, but it’s all just Silly Songs
We're headed for Heaven, it's been written in the scripture
You’re going to Hell. This kid named Salad Finger!

But don’t blaspheme, Larry, it displeases the Lord
What happened? Does David Firth not upload anymore?
We’re takin’ you to Sunday School! You’d better repent
or better yet, this Boogeyman should up and kill himself again!

Salad Fingers (1:37)
I was animated by a sole chap, so it’s rather poor 
That a whole sodding team made these CGI-sores
The fact that you’re more horrific than I am’s rather sickening
Making green off preaching prejudice and racist bigotry

Despite your devotion, you’re group isn’t blessed
Thou lied and are posing as “fruitful” instead
Queer; Quite the convoluted cut of clustered tales
That taste of soot and poo, are you Hubert Cucumberdale?

Larry Boy, a savior? I prefer Bibleman
Series so dead, I've seen Kenneth more alive, in fact 
Call me Qubo, as I again led you to the slaughter
Ahhh…. I do so enjoy the red water…

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers

SimplyRazzy as Bob the Tomato
Snakebite126 as Larry the Cucumber
Joosh as Junior Asparagus

Written By: 3ple, Michael Stark, SimplyRazzy, Mabel Pines, Jamie12o4, We Think Company, greenisnotprimary, & Cri
Produced By: Freshy Kanal
Mixed By: Michael Stark

Salad Fingers vs. Bob & Larry - Live Rap Battles

A demo me and Shimario made in a rap battle tournament together when we were pitted against one another. People thought it was really good and wanted us to publicly release it so here it is! This was written under the course of 72 hours I believe? Something around that.

Cover art by Ethan
Devil written by me
Dracula written by Shimario
Mixed by me
Prod. by Dansonn

DEVIL Verse 1:
The Lord of the Flies, the Stoker of fires who borned the first lie shall now start
Towards this former young mind at my Scholomance, tried to immortalize life through my arts
He arose once he died, title stolen from mine, and enjoyed his new time in the dark
Til your dome was sent flying - you don’t want to die? Take these pointers of mine to heart
You’ll go down like it’s Georgia, I’m quite good at musically sparring - as golden with mics as when using guitar strums
Blood gourmets to dine on if you win, if not then I’ll roast you and spice the steaks too with some garlic
So take twelve lines and amuse me through our bet, best follow in Dante’s path - delve deep
Or face demise once you lose and can’t stop but once more feel the dark wrath of Hell sing


DRACULA Verse 1:
*yawns* I don’t like to leave my home often
But when I do, it’s more than just me who sleeps in a coffin
I sink my teeth into them, pierce through them until they’re left to rot
Sure you wrote the book on that, too bad no one’s read it all
Your “hellscape” makes a real monster such as myself snore
Trust me Luci, I’ve gotten used to torches and pitchforks
and you dare bring up what gets me weak?
Don’t act as if you’re any better, please!
How can you mention Garlic when you’re getting beat 
by just seeing the letter T
I’ve evolved beyond a mere god or demon, bitch 
How could this freak even win? What, do I just believe in him?
So when night hits and the moon comes around, and I shift and then swoop into town
You’re about to start pissing yourself cuz you’re used to losing to dudes who loom in the clouds


DEVIL Verse 2:
To have this wager won, go below surface level
And pack a greater punch, dealing blows with the devil
Though you’re damned and bankrupt, got no soul left to peddle
But I’m bound to claim you once you take home a silver medal
Been around for ages, I saw how you once thrived yet 
This batty shapeshifter still fell worse than I did
Which I’ll now detail for you since that’s where I’m oft-hidden
Have you faced with the reflection you thought missing
This alchemist statesman used the darkest crafts
Became a vampire draining blood, spent novel acts
Manufacturing ladies’ lust with charms and hacks
Cursing Transylvania ‘til his author passed
Entered the vast domain of the public who left this stalker’s ass
In shadows craving the days he wasn’t just stock for cash
Can’t capture greatness once more, I’d suggest you Harken fast
Poor Dracula’s aged about as well as the walls he has
Bram’s in pain, yes, hear him scream at the path you’re on
Trapped in Cages, been reduced to a laughingstock
Sandler’s playing ya, a hand now shakes you up
How sad your fate has come back to grains of dust
Count, your days are up, you’ll yearn for a sunburn
As you count your days all up to meet with the others
In pitch black damnation ‘cause you’ll eternally suffer
That’s what Satan does when dealing with suckers


DRACULA Verse 2:
You slaughter relentlessly but the spawn of evil’s got a truth too sad to share
You probably envy me, smooth with my craft, I’m taking these hoes back to Dracul’s lair
Yes you stay in eternal flame, but you’re still so lonely and so cold down there
I get why you drag bitches into your pit, cause otherwise women DON’T GO IN THEEERE
So just back off
You’d know a thing or two about changing your form, man you have tons
Gremlins, Goblins, and Goats. It never stops, I’ll dethrone
the king of evil cuz Drac is a Rap God
You’ve met your end, but this time it’s not your choice your make
Welcome to Purgatory now, I hope you enjoy your stay

I’m just playing Satan, you know I love you

The Devil vs Count Dracula DEMO - Contest Of Champions

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