Cast :
All Might : MetalFireVA
Robbie Rotten : RaccoonBroVA

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : Hollywood Legends
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Special Thanks to SnakeBite126, WAN and MetaMachine


All Might :
Hope has arrived, so please wipe your tears
This'll be the first amount of attention you've had in years
Even against this pretender, there's no reason to live in fear
And do you know why? Because I am here!
Are you a real villain? Didn't know the bar was set this low
Makes sense since you weren't put behind them throughout your whole show
You're gonna start wishing the Genie had stuck around
All it takes is Detroit Smash to pummel you into the ground!
Manipulated by puppets who have less plastic than he has
It's no shock why Joan Rivers has a stick up his ass
Siiva ripped you a new one, then his channel got Gunned down
Now you're only known as Waluigi living under MemeTown
Your fruits of labor just show your hypocritical state
A performance only rivaled by the time you were on stage
Started your reveal with layers of cake as your staple dish
Since you like them, why don't you go ahead and EAT THIS

Robbie Rotten :
(Yawns) Oh, I'm sorry, were you still on about that verse?
I'd assume you'd make like Izuku and ditch this battle at first
So if we're gonna keep this going, you'd best turn to Sportaflop
'Cuz it doesn't take a trap to know I'll give this beat a drop
Keep the cake to yourself, I go further beyond the book
A "How to Dummies" lecture is the only lesson you've understood
You don't look like the type that can keep up their stamina
Based on your pathetic display, you'd get beat by my Nana!
Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my naptime
Though don't worry, ask Nighteye, you'll get yours in due rhyme
With a few exposed lies, society's Endeavors went sky high
Taking in your crude sight, you'd dream being a Master of Disguise

All Might :
It seems you can make a comeback, unlike your fifth season
I'll go ahead and quit the warm up, melt Iceland when I breeze in
Save me the spoils, creep. Only the worst villain does that
You couldn't ruin a diary if it meant getting your friends back
Aha! Not an apple but yet still rotten to the core
I'll show ya! How we've taken care of criminals before
Too slow chum! You'll need more than that to win this war
Plus Ultra! So lazy, you're getting me to snore!
Delusional to think you'll win this, flies are your only witness
Terrorizing the citizens, over some damn fitness?
We both became legends, but your end was unfortunately bleak
I'm a Symbol of Peace, you're a symbol resting in peace

Robbie Rotten :
Congratulations! That's the first blow in this fight you've done
Guess it takes breaking a few spines 'fore you start to grow one
Thought I earned the title "Rotten," but one look at this net
I wouldn't let the kids watch your show if they became your fans next!
Calling the shots? Please, your phoned in lines only demonstrate
You wore the inspiration yet couldn't unite your own states
While I brought the world together to save me from my fate
Goes to show you can't save face, so why don't I just take your place?
"Aha! I have arrived! These muscles have kept me thriving
It's all thanks to the spirits in this power ; surviving
Within a fanboy, now a vigilante, so I stayed silent
Not just the number one hero, but the ultimate pirate!"
But what did I expect? That smiles ruins all my precious fun
Though I'm happy to reclaim my place as Villain Number One!
You've crashed and burned once more but this time, you won't get back up
Just another travel overseas where you never said bye to your son

All Might vs Robbie Rotten - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #7 (ft. MetalFireVA and RaccoonBroVA)

Houdini:

It’s the great Houdini, instead of a rabbit it seems like I pulled out a weenie. It jumped out’ my hat, tried to beat me, but with a single snap, I beat him easy, peasy!

Why the hell is he qualified to be a doctor? Now that’s Strange
I’m smarter than you, whilst blood is rushing through my brain! 

Take that goofy cape of yours, get out, and take flight,
First your car, then your movie, and now you'll crash in this fight!

I made magic magnificent, all you do is stand there while your team’s efficient, but it brings in the cents, so I guess it makes sense why they made a sequel to your fake BS!

A true magician never reveals his tricks
But that accent needs more than magic

I’m known all around the world for my brilliance in escaping
So you know they’re no comparison when you can’t even escape a teen!

Strange:


Your greedy ass didn't stop, when you nearly died?
You can hang upside down? I can literally control time!

I’m on the big screen, so get back to your stage 
Misleading the audience with all your ads on pages!
Stop with the public nudity, and they call me strange?
Let's hope the ropes are as stiff as your vocal range!


Can you keep your 2 sweeties well with your hat and wand?
Nowadays, you would be a bigger side-show than Wong!

Tell me I’m wrong, now I’m no psychic, 
But I know that in this battle, you’ll be losing

You’re crazy if you think you’ll win, c’mon!
should’ve kept that straight jacket on!
I saved the universe, you escaped a box 
You won’t be able to escape this paradox


Escaped the belly of a whale? I thought you loved your mom! 
Shut up, like Copperfield with your vintage stuff

You’re a weakling, that’s something  you need to confront 
I can take you down with a single punch 



Houdini
I can swallow needles, be buried alive, and withstood all of that strain
But listening to you for more than 20 seconds brings me the most pain! (presto)

In this fight you're getting schooled, call me the ancient one, 
but even the great Houdini could help this simpleton!
I'm the true master, stop with your fake witchery,
Haven't seen a fool this fake since, Thurston!

Even with the time stone, you can't take back these bars
'Cause, when you're beaten’ you'll see more than this star!

Ladies, and gentlemen, watch as I do this next trick!, 
Abracadabra! He literally meets his Doom, and that's it!


Strange 

I put the MC in the MCU, you don’t trick me, everyone can see you!
I wish to unsee you, take that eyeliner off you, or you’ll be hanging, upright, gonna off you!
Step away, you know what happened the last time you did not take a doctor's advice!
It’s safe to say, a single kids puny punch will do more than suffice 

I saved galaxies, assembled the avengers 
Stick to copying, i was trained by a great mentor
And all that hard work brought me here today  
To fight a dude who can’t come up with his own name?

Another one bites the dust today 
Hear was this wise guy’s got to say
This will be the one and only time you lose
Cuz use for the first time, this trick isn’t staged.

Harry Houdini vs. Doctor Strange- Rap Battles! (ft. Alex M)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kCj_DbbCmYIe6H-3PpjGc2XDwMU2AhSh-L4-aEgKpek/edit
Commander Jacob as The Impostor
MetaMachine as Ridley
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Crewmate (cameo)
Writing by MetaMachine and King Mewtwo
Additional help by GamingPlush64 and Mancha
Mixing / Beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by JK03
Hint for next battle: "Blue Screwups"

The Impostor vs. Ridley

easter egg that crashes your game when it pops up vs. an easter egg game that pops up after crashes.

BDGR as Shadow Bonnie

CheeseVA as Chrome Dino
https://youtube.com/channel/UC62C-3aRrQv6OPKBPpc8dWA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_j__VMQ5dCCMsXFBFYh1iA

Shadow Bonnie (0:24)
Outta the shadows, comes a special delivery of straight bars.
I’m an expert with firing shots, this rabbit’s a major threat in AR.
So, like in my game, I’ll stop your running after this interception.
Because all it takes to stop you is decent internet connection.
This restless soul’s relentless. Still want to go Mano e Mano, Chrome?
Face it, can’t call me basic, I've got a face, you’re just monochrome.
This rabbit’s flows go rabbid when rappin’ on the track.
and while I’m at it, no one will listen to your dry desert raps.
so, by the time that fossilized wreck of a mess you call a game ends,
The other dinos could have gone extinct again.
Getting overshadowed by this Easter egg but, you’re used to it.
Cause this Dino will die, no question. Couldn't say my name with Google, bitch

Chrome Dino (0:59)
That verse crashed and burned. Thank God it’s my turn now.
Since that shadow should’ve had no say in this bout,
When I’ll be running this track like I’m running on my feet.
All the while, you halt in the corner, appearing on loading screens
And I’m known for jumping cacti, this prick gets out shined by flashlights
So, thinking you could battle me? Pal, you’re not that guy
Wanna call me basic? Please, at least I consist of creativity. 
You just changed up classic models, like how you stole from Chuck E Cheese!

Shadow Bonnie (1:22)
I know I’m translucent, but your lines are more see-through than me.
Avoiding pterodactyls? Obviously you’re not fly on a beat
Living in the shadow of this Shadow. A colorless void bringing fear to all
Just a nuisance with no use your a pop up wanting to brawl

Chrome Dino (1:33)
Wanna spring back up? First I advise you shut your trap
Since you had a few bars but I don’t think I ever fucking asked!
And your shit standing staring shtick does nothing but leave me bored
Your name would be the same if my cat shat on the keyboard
Black and White! just a cameo left in the background
Cast aside! Rose to the top for one game and went back down
That aint right! You’re just the prime example of horror bore
Final night! Won’t need to lookup an answer to leave this foe 404’ed

Beat Produced by ERMASHOV
Written by BDGR and Cri
Additional Writing Help from CheeseVA, Awesome Ayden, and King ducky
Flow Tested by Lil Weener 
Art by Samuel Grasman
Mixed by Trakked
https://www.youtube.com/c/TrakkedRapCypher 
https://soundcloud.com/user-995901394

Filler Rap Battle - Shadow Bonnie vs. Chrome Dino

Fun is Infinite vs Who Are You Running From - Fightmarker Cover by Trakked

Lord Beerus - AlaskanSam
Whis - AdamSandlerDRB
Garfield - Mancha from UBERocity
Writers - YLFEthan, AdamSandlerDRB, Sculpture, HHH3 and CaptainCharles
Art by KCToons
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Mixing + Beat Arrangement by GlitchDude

Beerus Verse 1: 
You’re already dead, pest, no need for introductions
Better welcome your vet, then, you’ll meet your destruction
This dumb pumpkin gets punted, I’ll put this to bed
And shut this runt down like I grabbed the scruff of his neck
I’ve ate nothing as devoid of flavor as the work of Davis
Yes, a Cat can make bread, but ends up all around tasteless
So, Whis? “Yes?” Start to pack our stuff. “Oh I’m on it”
I’m starving, and bored of both this planet and that comic
 
Garfield Verse 1:
Not a piece of lasagna, but boy will this bite
Like Super’s animators, let’s not draw out this fight
Woke up from my nap to scratch a rap itch like fleas
But you put me back to sleep with these Dragon Ball...Zzzz’s
I got your tongue easy, please, my victory’s a treat
I’m a fat cat with phat raps, you always land on de-feat
Who’s serving who? Cause it seems with cheese, you bring a slew
Enough chit chat, I eat beats, dweeb, it’s what I do
I’m hungry as a horse, you cooking stuff up? Adorable
I’m immortal of course, but you’re just more of a morsel
It’s your horrible taste against my more filling courses
I'm coming back for seconds, not my final form or portions

Beerus Verse 2:
Consider your disses miss. Murray should've rewritten em
Send your script to the litter bin, I'm not the first Bills to piss on it
While this fee-line is vigorous, this kitten’s a victim, you’re pitiful
You say “eat your heart out” yet you take it too literal
When it comes to cynical syndicated kittens, I’m the top
Can’t be bothered to incinerate a cosmic comic flop
Apology unaccepted, cause you’re like lasagna, weak sauce
Creepypasta synonymous, you pile on so much slop
I’m the God of Diss tracks, then the God of Diss traction
You are printed on paper backs as a minor distraction
It’s 9 times the lie to say your rhymes are up to scratch and
And that divine crime of a verse? The one time you’ve been laughed at
Garfield, let me know when those scars heal
Cause I’ve got bars hard enough to even make the stars yield
Powers? I've got a plethora. Ugh you’re clearly lesser bud
When comparing weight is the only way you ever measure up … 

Garfield Verse 2:
… *snore*... huh? You’re still goin?
I’ve got Ultra Instincts this Shonen Punk has just awoken
You’re hopeless, just blown it, I guess it’s death you’ve chosen
From the get go your face showed this shave ain’t so close yet
Quit joking, like merch from the ocean, you’re phoned in
No furball, but you’ve choked against this orange black opponent
Robbed robes from Tutankhamen, now in hopes of Instant Ramen
You explode and blow up races, so makes sense you’re Zeno-phobic
I get lazy, but frankly, your spotty work is eternal
This unbearable gray area works up my nerves more than Nermal
My destruction has been verbal, I take Gods and make angels
You’re dopey, like Odie, I kicked your trophy off the table

Garfield Vs Lord Beerus - Discord Rap Battles

Danii as Samurai Jack
AfroLegacy as Afro Samurai

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii and AfroLegacy
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Jort

Lyrics:

Jack:
It’s a dishonor to diss all who are greater
So I won’t take some nonsense with your fatherless behavior
You should call me your savior, I saved the world from tragic visions
While I look at your show like “when does the magic begin?”
I’ll take you back to the past, where this lad’s staying half-assed
Hoes give me head where I’m at, you got the head of your dad
You nearly lose yourself to animals I’m training
Stick in therapy with Aku, but more because it looks like your braindead
For anything else, I wouldn’t have caught ya
‘Cause fighting me’s a suicide so this fight’s like your manga
You’ll never reach half of what I got before you get canned
But moping on your loss? You earned that number one headband

Afro:
It’s a real mystery that Adult Swim let you go on
You the only Cartoon Network show that people don’t watch
Built like Utonium but no chemistry with Ashi
But ay, when I get yo ass, I’ll go fade away just like her body
Fuck Guts, I’m the true Black Swordsman
How you always lose a sword that’s given from the gods, man?
While I use the regular and leave my foes deceased
And with all my inspirations, I got more children than Scotsman
I killed Justice, you honor believer
The only thing you’re giving to your children fans is heavy seizures
Always spillin’ tea, now you got nothin’ to say
While when life gives me lemons, I just go make lemonade, ay

Jack:
Your hair hits me in the face before the lies you’re spewing
Your mic should make like your steel comb; grab it but not use it
I thought for RZA in your soundtrack you’d at least gain drops
But no explosion you survived will match up to the bombing when your game dropped
Call you Resurrection but where you’ve stood
That cigarette’s the only thing lit, done what some could
But this Trevor lookin’ ass dude will soon find out he done goofed
When I make his bloodline fall, guess he couldn’t jump good

Afro:
Your dad’s the same guy makin’ Hotel Transylvania
I ain’t scared of your blade or the way you think you’re aimin’, bruh
Got more hallucinations than me on the daily
I think you mad because my mind and relatives don’t fail me
I ain’t got time to argue with the soon-to-be goners
But your fans love to argue ‘bout whether or not you in my genre
Ignore all the chickens who killed one person and then dipped
So when I make like you, nothing personal, just revenge, bitch

Samurai Jack vs. Afro Samurai - #15

Snakebite126 as Trollface
MetalfireVA as Rick Astley
Written by:M&Mattie, JesseBox, WDRB, and the guy
Mixed by: Trakked 
Beat by: Audio Network

Rick Astley:
The most iconic roll since barrels making bread with NFTs
While the words your trolls sample start with N, F, and T
You started as a funny trend, to minecraft traps between friends
To a monsterous entity killing children across the net
I'm a real musical artist, you cause chris chan memes years late
You’re not an mc, You're an ms...pain 
It's a nightmare to see, best wake up from your dream.
Like how the hell did they make a Neo Nazi from a meme?
I’m still raking in bucks, but with those weak ass lines bruh?
You’re a bigger stranger to love than the redditors behind ya
Leave a rage face enraged, when he gets replaced 
By the lame yet insane wojak face craze 

Troll Face:
Heh. This dickface really thinks he’s top tier 
Bitch you’ve remained a noname for 41 years
And even then you’ve made yourself a career
Out of the one song that we made the web's biggest fear!(LOL)
Even before my statue, was always known to break the mold
Got an army of vicious trolls, like your songs, you’re shit and old
And not to be mean but, but well your chances with Lisa
Posting your meme stuff the only time you’d link up
You’re a washed up old man who spits nothing of merit 
If I covered myself in oil I wouldn’t be as greasy as your hair is
Fuck off Im the winner! your lines are weak and filler 
Fell to Disney and got sold, just so this train-Wreck can roll?

Rick Astley:
Best pack off with those boring bits cause that performance’s shit
All your redditors looking like they’d have that fedora drip
I’ve been popping since the 80s and still making some static
But let's be real, you turn "problem?" into problematic
I went from memes, to an icon of the industry with my rapping
You went from memes, to shitposting, incredibly uncanny! 
Best Shut Up and Dance, you fucking glorified crack dealer
Spreading hatred so see through, like some type of Black Mirror
You’re straight insane with the bait and the racist hate, mate
And you’re calling my songs lame? You got remixed into Friday! (ay!) 
Your fans hacking with illegal schemes, I'm the Larry King of memes!
Any chance you had of beating me has now gone to fecal means

Troll Face:
L Bozo + Ratio +  Who Asked your ass(cope!)
+ You fell off harder than the stock market crashed! (Rekt!)
Replaced by gnomes and bugs! Not threatening in the least!
Cause nobody wants your CDs, but everyone wants to see deez!
People look at me with joy instead of your links, Astley
Fucked so many days, they should call you Dick Assley
Amount of memes I got is a variety so vast 
You played one song and lost all the fans you amassed
Astley’s getting his ass slashed up tearing through his dad bod
‘Cause with how you Sing-a-poor song, not the first time the bri’ish has lost
I got you feeling Bloo, No chance you’re winning this
Thanksgiving Day 2008, the Macy’s Parade Incident (LOOL)

Trollface vs Rick Astley-Rap Fight!

Mewtwo:
Birthed from a lab as the pure form of perfection
My goal was to bring the Pokemon insurrection
And with you I sense there’s a connection
Though I was not the one made from a peasant

I find that I cannot condone your lazy flick
Used your physicality to make a leap of logic with the crazy chick
He was made to be a master of analysis
…and yet he still sided with the crazy chick

Pokedex 150, try to diss, you’ll miss me
I know that your shit’s weak, this psychic type spits heat
You know not what I bring as a challenge you won’t fit me
Know that when I’m rhyming, I don’t spare or pity

The Ultimate Lifeform created with every talent, meant to save mankind but then all your hope was gone
But that should’ve been easily predicted when you try to battle with the god of all Pokemon

Izuru Kamakura:
I must say, I’m oddly perplexed about why you would need to lie of your title
It’s difficult to understand what sort of god loses to a rat and a child?
I was made as the savior of hope, you were made as a DNA clone
That stops being a threat and turned into a pet…if a single Pokeball’s thrown 

Cast Confusion on your foes but the best of your ploys
Was choosing to make a tour guide out of Nurse Joy
The ultimate lifeform can’t seem to do much to harm me
When each iteration sees him needing an army

Meant to be an icon yet you lack the attention
Cause you're as original as your own naming convention 
I could neutralize him before his next turn starts at all
Since it won’t be the first time that he’s cut from Brawls

Mewtwo:
Tell me whose favorite character’s the nihilist punk? 
I’ll leave this Psycho Cut, one swipe and you’re done
And you would’ve remained a Remnant of Despair if
Your facade wasn’t weakened by Chiaki’s hairpin 

Izuru Kamakura:
My past is the path of attack that he’s taken
So I’ll leave all openings Cerulean Caved in 
But I know that Game Freak’s just gonna kill him
Next time they need a Pokemon to fill in for villain

Written by JustGamer
Mewtwo: Fightmarker
Izuru Kamakura: JustGamer
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Rabi
Special thanks to JesseBox

Mewtwo vs Izuru Kamakura - Smash Bros vs Anything

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
It’s Live Rap Battles!
Salad Fingers… vs… Bob & Larry!
Lights, Camera, Action!

Bob & Larry (0:09)
If you’d like to rap ‘gainst tomatoes
If you want to get squashed with style
If you’d like to get mashed, potatoes
If you want the freshest lines, up and come down to the produce aisle

Since 1993, we've been airing on NBC
Teaching kids about their ABCs and BC
I’d say to read the Good Book, but I doubt you can read
Even our PC could out-diss this NPC

That nonsense plot you got seems randomly generated
Buncha empty symbolism to get theorists speculatin’
Chapters tossed together with no afterthought that’s integrated
Not at all refreshing - this word salad needs refrigeratin’

We broke New-Grounds; Managed to withstand demand
While you became the definition of Flash in the pan 
We won't listen to you (Lalalalalala); So you should just stay canned
We heard you’re really really good at talking to the hand

Salad Fingers (0:48)
Oh, hello, I'm Salad Fingers
Ahhh, a fellow standing figure
Thought the Great War left the land at the brink of destruction, so how have these plants lingered? (Ahhh)

It must be the Hand of God you're grabbing on as these vegetables haven't gone off
But your season has ended, these greens are now left as a fertilizer for their God's lawn

Ooh, spilling the tea? Better put on the kettle
Phil and Mike milk these vegetables more than my Nettles
The shepherd was impaled and his sheep follows, a-many
Hung up upon my heat, (Mmm) Kabob and Larry

Bob & Larry (1:17)
We read the Bible every day but that verse was really really wrong
Tried spitting green and mean, but it’s all just Silly Songs
We're headed for Heaven, it's been written in the scripture
You’re going to Hell. This kid named Salad Finger!

But don’t blaspheme, Larry, it displeases the Lord
What happened? Does David Firth not upload anymore?
We’re takin’ you to Sunday School! You’d better repent
or better yet, this Boogeyman should up and kill himself again!

Salad Fingers (1:37)
I was animated by a sole chap, so it’s rather poor 
That a whole sodding team made these CGI-sores
The fact that you’re more horrific than I am’s rather sickening
Making green off preaching prejudice and racist bigotry

Despite your devotion, you’re group isn’t blessed
Thou lied and are posing as “fruitful” instead
Queer; Quite the convoluted cut of clustered tales
That taste of soot and poo, are you Hubert Cucumberdale?

Larry Boy, a savior? I prefer Bibleman
Series so dead, I've seen Kenneth more alive, in fact 
Call me Qubo, as I again led you to the slaughter
Ahhh…. I do so enjoy the red water…

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers

SimplyRazzy as Bob the Tomato
Snakebite126 as Larry the Cucumber
Joosh as Junior Asparagus

Written By: 3ple, Michael Stark, SimplyRazzy, Mabel Pines, Jamie12o4, We Think Company, greenisnotprimary, & Cri
Produced By: Freshy Kanal
Mixed By: Michael Stark

Salad Fingers vs. Bob & Larry - Live Rap Battles

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1way4xx - AMIRI
1way4xx - shoot for me
1way4xx J4 - Get The Drop
1way4xx - Hail Mary

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this is for my side battles that aren't rap cypher and also reuploads