bro sounds like he enjoys the white water more lmao

Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers. Shorts Rap Battles

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
It’s Live Rap Battles!
Salad Fingers… vs… Bob & Larry!
Lights, Camera, Action!

Bob & Larry (0:09)
If you’d like to rap ‘gainst tomatoes
If you want to get squashed with style
If you’d like to get mashed, potatoes
If you want the freshest lines, up and come down to the produce aisle

Since 1993, we've been airing on NBC
Teaching kids about their ABCs and BC
I’d say to read the Good Book, but I doubt you can read
Even our PC could out-diss this NPC

That nonsense plot you got seems randomly generated
Buncha empty symbolism to get theorists speculatin’
Chapters tossed together with no afterthought that’s integrated
Not at all refreshing - this word salad needs refrigeratin’

We broke New-Grounds; Managed to withstand demand
While you became the definition of Flash in the pan 
We won't listen to you (Lalalalalala); So you should just stay canned
We heard you’re really really good at talking to the hand

Salad Fingers (0:48)
Oh, hello, I'm Salad Fingers
Ahhh, a fellow standing figure
Thought the Great War left the land at the brink of destruction, so how have these plants lingered? (Ahhh)

It must be the Hand of God you're grabbing on as these vegetables haven't gone off
But your season has ended, these greens are now left as a fertilizer for their God's lawn

Ooh, spilling the tea? Better put on the kettle
Phil and Mike milk these vegetables more than my Nettles
The shepherd was impaled and his sheep follows, a-many
Hung up upon my heat, (Mmm) Kabob and Larry

Bob & Larry (1:17)
We read the Bible every day but that verse was really really wrong
Tried spitting green and mean, but it’s all just Silly Songs
We're headed for Heaven, it's been written in the scripture
You’re going to Hell. This kid named Salad Finger!

But don’t blaspheme, Larry, it displeases the Lord
What happened? Does David Firth not upload anymore?
We’re takin’ you to Sunday School! You’d better repent
or better yet, this Boogeyman should up and kill himself again!

Salad Fingers (1:37)
I was animated by a sole chap, so it’s rather poor 
That a whole sodding team made these CGI-sores
The fact that you’re more horrific than I am’s rather sickening
Making green off preaching prejudice and racist bigotry

Despite your devotion, you’re group isn’t blessed
Thou lied and are posing as “fruitful” instead
Queer; Quite the convoluted cut of clustered tales
That taste of soot and poo, are you Hubert Cucumberdale?

Larry Boy, a savior? I prefer Bibleman
Series so dead, I've seen Kenneth more alive, in fact 
Call me Qubo, as I again led you to the slaughter
Ahhh…. I do so enjoy the red water…

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers

SimplyRazzy as Bob the Tomato
Snakebite126 as Larry the Cucumber
Joosh as Junior Asparagus

Written By: 3ple, Michael Stark, SimplyRazzy, Mabel Pines, Jamie12o4, We Think Company, greenisnotprimary, & Cri
Produced By: Freshy Kanal
Mixed By: Michael Stark

Salad Fingers vs. Bob & Larry - Live Rap Battles

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
FNAF Versus Anything
Robotic Fizarolli vs. Funtime Freddy

Robotic Fizarolli (0:14):
H-hey there implings! Wait a minute- what’s that my sensors spot?
A-a-ah, an overhyped unliked bear who should’ve been left to rot! (Whoo!)
Shipped straight from Big Ozzie’s factory, this teddy bear wants to battle me?
Oh Freddy-dee, you flatter me! I’ll rip out your Ennards and leave you trampled, see?
You’re quite bad at your job if humor’s what you’re after
You’re a kiddie killin’ captor, I’m the comic bringing laughter
There’s nothing your voice mimic could do to top this wacky rapper
After I grab this rope and have you swinging from the rafters
Don’t need a frontal lobe when your mindless gameplay’s cheap jumpscares for a light scream
I mean Scott keeps on spooning and scooping you clean like it’s some Fazbear’s Fright-Cream
Just face it you’re basic, your 8-bit games have made your hated name G-rated
With your complicated lore and public shame, it’s no wonder your fame has faded
You used to be a Hot Topic, but then Scott got swooned by corporate evil
He sold out to Funko and MacFarlane for cash, but I’ll still POP this weasel (laughter)

Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon (0:59):
Hey Bon-Bon, it’s the birthday boy! Why don’t you play nice and say hi to our friend?
Freddy, this clown belongs with Baby but he’ll be back there before the hour ends (Chuckles)
It’s a Funtime when I hop on the mic, unlike you and your gang of Hazbin stars
Cuz when I rap in a fight, I’m packin’ the bite, you’ll see Freddy has Fazbars!
I mean how self-encoding can his programming be? He’s not even the real Fizzarolli!
He’s just ripping off the ripoff of me, this Dollar General Jevil thinks he’s earned bein’ cocky?
This toxic animatronic needs fixin’, maybe then you could try it, Sparky
Though from what we’ve seen from your posters and marketing… you’re used to “private parties”!

Robotic Fizarolli (1:30):
Ooh, somebody’s salty! Chuck E. Cheesier doesn't know the first thing about rapping
I’ve been more entertained by Blitzo’s jokes, and even then I wasn’t laughing

Funtime Freddy (1:37):
What a party pooper! Fizz is hardly super, especially when in his rapping stupor
Why don’t you Fizza-rolli pollie away like the kids when they hear your humor? (Ha!)

Robotic Fizarolli (1:44):
It took a VR title just to regain your relevance? Seems like innovation’s where your Help’s Wanted
You’re callin’ me toxic? Look at your fanbase residence, no wonder your creator’s haunted 

Funtime Freddy (1:52):
Nobody loves you anymore, after your death everything’s been going swell
Better call it “oo oo and” ‘cuz you’re taking all the L’s! (Maniacal laughter)

Robotic Fizarolli (2:00):
Sure, everyone used to adore your series, a lonely startup acting teary
But now everyone’s descending Into Madness with all your dreary theory queries
Now your timeline’s gone bye bye, it’s time to end this indie tragedy! 
There’s nothing left to salvage, take a bow! It’s the end of Five Rhymes at Freddy’s!

Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon (2:14):
Your mutated friends can’t step to the Freddy Crew (Ooh!)
A back alley scrap pile is where you’re headed to (True!)
Tried to make a difference, but your chances blew (Yeah?)
I’d prefer Trash and The Gang to any of you! (Ohhhhh!) (Airhorn plays)
Your lines were so full of cheese that I’d almost wanna eat ya
But if I’m Chuck E. Cheese, that makes you ShowBiz Pizza! (Maniacal Laughter)
It’s shocking, isn’t it? Seems you’re not law-suited to handle losses, without a doubt
I mean, it’s pretty obvious when your Sister’s Location gets more clout
It’s time to shut down this run-down clown, I’m done with his fun and his games
My fire lines have made this the second time that you’ve gone up in flames! (Ha ha!)

Michael Stark as Robotic Fizarolli

Snakebite126 as Funtime Freddy
Azia as Bon-Bon

Written by: Michael Stark
Produced by Beatg33ks
Mixed by Michael Stark

Robotic Fizzarolli vs. Funtime Freddy - FNAF Vs Anything

A demo me and Shimario made in a rap battle tournament together when we were pitted against one another. People thought it was really good and wanted us to publicly release it so here it is! This was written under the course of 72 hours I believe? Something around that.

Cover art by Ethan
Devil written by me
Dracula written by Shimario
Mixed by me
Prod. by Dansonn

DEVIL Verse 1:
The Lord of the Flies, the Stoker of fires who borned the first lie shall now start
Towards this former young mind at my Scholomance, tried to immortalize life through my arts
He arose once he died, title stolen from mine, and enjoyed his new time in the dark
Til your dome was sent flying - you don’t want to die? Take these pointers of mine to heart
You’ll go down like it’s Georgia, I’m quite good at musically sparring - as golden with mics as when using guitar strums
Blood gourmets to dine on if you win, if not then I’ll roast you and spice the steaks too with some garlic
So take twelve lines and amuse me through our bet, best follow in Dante’s path - delve deep
Or face demise once you lose and can’t stop but once more feel the dark wrath of Hell sing


DRACULA Verse 1:
*yawns* I don’t like to leave my home often
But when I do, it’s more than just me who sleeps in a coffin
I sink my teeth into them, pierce through them until they’re left to rot
Sure you wrote the book on that, too bad no one’s read it all
Your “hellscape” makes a real monster such as myself snore
Trust me Luci, I’ve gotten used to torches and pitchforks
and you dare bring up what gets me weak?
Don’t act as if you’re any better, please!
How can you mention Garlic when you’re getting beat 
by just seeing the letter T
I’ve evolved beyond a mere god or demon, bitch 
How could this freak even win? What, do I just believe in him?
So when night hits and the moon comes around, and I shift and then swoop into town
You’re about to start pissing yourself cuz you’re used to losing to dudes who loom in the clouds


DEVIL Verse 2:
To have this wager won, go below surface level
And pack a greater punch, dealing blows with the devil
Though you’re damned and bankrupt, got no soul left to peddle
But I’m bound to claim you once you take home a silver medal
Been around for ages, I saw how you once thrived yet 
This batty shapeshifter still fell worse than I did
Which I’ll now detail for you since that’s where I’m oft-hidden
Have you faced with the reflection you thought missing
This alchemist statesman used the darkest crafts
Became a vampire draining blood, spent novel acts
Manufacturing ladies’ lust with charms and hacks
Cursing Transylvania ‘til his author passed
Entered the vast domain of the public who left this stalker’s ass
In shadows craving the days he wasn’t just stock for cash
Can’t capture greatness once more, I’d suggest you Harken fast
Poor Dracula’s aged about as well as the walls he has
Bram’s in pain, yes, hear him scream at the path you’re on
Trapped in Cages, been reduced to a laughingstock
Sandler’s playing ya, a hand now shakes you up
How sad your fate has come back to grains of dust
Count, your days are up, you’ll yearn for a sunburn
As you count your days all up to meet with the others
In pitch black damnation ‘cause you’ll eternally suffer
That’s what Satan does when dealing with suckers


DRACULA Verse 2:
You slaughter relentlessly but the spawn of evil’s got a truth too sad to share
You probably envy me, smooth with my craft, I’m taking these hoes back to Dracul’s lair
Yes you stay in eternal flame, but you’re still so lonely and so cold down there
I get why you drag bitches into your pit, cause otherwise women DON’T GO IN THEEERE
So just back off
You’d know a thing or two about changing your form, man you have tons
Gremlins, Goblins, and Goats. It never stops, I’ll dethrone
the king of evil cuz Drac is a Rap God
You’ve met your end, but this time it’s not your choice your make
Welcome to Purgatory now, I hope you enjoy your stay

I’m just playing Satan, you know I love you

The Devil vs Count Dracula DEMO - Contest Of Champions

Written by JustGamer and YLFEthan in like an hour
Dr. Phil: Zawesome
Dr. Mario: JustGamer
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover Art by YLFEthan

Dr Phil:
Today our guest is a doctor slash drug addict
But Imma bout to shut him down like his dumb app did 
Just tragic, another life that'll be lost to abuse
Now I’m clapping this fool like I’m on Meme Review

I’d rather take a sip of Jilly Juice than ever visit you
Putting on a costume doesn’t justify the shit you do
Here's something tough to swallow, you're hardly a mainstay 
This pill-er of puzzle games is only famous cause of Melee

Dr Mario:
Take a seat Phil, I’m dropping bars like pills
Against Steve Harvey for the mentally ill 
But I'll give you a taste of your own medicine
When I'm ending this fraud of a doc like John Fetterman

Part of a balanced meal, this egghead will be breaking
All he can do is exploit mental health for ratings 
Giving the same advice as an Am I The Asshole Redditor 
I've seen higher class degrees when running a temperature

Dr. Phil:
Shut the hell up bitch. You’re ugly and stupid.
Give me 200 dollars, or else I’m gonna lose it
Been a mess since the DS, need fireballs to beat me
I mean what the hell was Dr. Luigi?

Dr. Mario:
Stay on ya boat, on the airwaves you can't stay afloat
I'm giving the shots and you couldn't get past the stroke
Seems this check-up is done, it's about time
That you get out of my exam room.. but cash me outside

Dr. Mario vs Dr. Phil - Smash Bros vs Anything

Trump:
Yo it's Donald Trump coming out my Trump Towers
Bout to show this bitch a sampler of my Trump Power
I don't need my "Politics Beam" to tell you're gonna lose g
Biden may be woke, but your ass is fruity!
This third grade nerd's earned a diss track, punk
Your burns are so bad I turned into pickle trump!
Your series is so bad (believe me) everyone can tell
Shadow wizard money gang! We love casting spells!

Dilly:
Damn, trump, those fucking lines were just the worst 
I'm glad you went before me, after all it's ladies first 
You got mike pence, a condom, and pencil in your purse 
Call me covid 2.0. This bitch ass gon need a nurse 
(Ay ay) lay off the spray tan you lookin like a cheez it 
(Ay ay) heard you wrote a book, i prolly will not read it 
You call me fruity, bitch your verse was a fruit’s ballad 
I'm shitting on this track like you did to mail in ballots 

Trump:
That verse was sick... like COVID. It's not true!
You think you'll win? So wrong. Not you!
No truth was spilled. I will not fall!
When I take your crew and I KILL THEM ALL!!!
Okay so this next line was gonna be about 9/11 but I figured it might alienate my voter base and be a bit insensitive
Mostly alienate my voter base
I don't Obama-care about the rhymes you spat
Anyways, wanna go play Minecraft?

Dilly:
No i will not play minecraft with a fuckin racist g 
I prefer running up bridge when dan is there to carry me 
You make walls cause youre a short lil bitch with small fingers 
I make walls when logged on fortnite, im a raw builder 
I'm not feeling hearing or fearing you im a point taker 
You sound like a mix of casey and a fuckin voice changer 
I'm the creepypasta of the most and now this cunts bloody 
Here's ten dollars for your loss and don't use it as hush money

Dilly vs Donald Trump. FRB In True

I could've demoed any of the written battles I have lying around. Instead, I made this entirely within this month, from conception to audio. You're welcome.

Quizzique as Tony Hawk
garbageGothic as Jackie-Lynn Thomas
Prod. by David O'Brien (Audio Network)
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: MetaMachine, Legengo

LYRICS:
Tony Hawk:
It’s Birdman, flyin’ in to blast the mic
Big on satellite TV, while you’re just Marco’s satellite
Yea, Jackie’s lame, trade her for this great skater
Marco can take the blame later when I stay ahead, like Naysaya
Blaze haters! Ain’t talking baby ducks when you’re catching strays
I’m surfing half-pipes, while you just look like you’re half awake
I speed through my bars like I’m grinding rails
Eyes like a Hawk, but even I’m freaked out by your eyes’ detail

Jackie-Lynn Thomas:
Wait, you’re the Tony Hawk? Forgive my mistake
With that verse, could you blame me for barely being awake?
You’re packing red flags, but your deals with Six Flags were a miss
Quit shilling capitalists and go be a dad to your kids
Tony, a Pro Skater? I prefer Caddicarus
I gorge on pain peppers, so you know I’m spitting lit
Known for your revolutions, but in philanthropy, you ain’t smart
Your answer to “How do we help starving kids out?” “SKATE PARKS!”

Tony:
Yo, you should clam up! Take after your necklace
Guess Star brought a full stop to your Love Sentence
Marco pulled a caper with his cape, you left him on the pier waiting
I’ll dock ten points for that, and ten points for queer-baiting
We’re both used to carrying, but in your case
You carried Marco so hard, I’m shocked you didn’t have your board break
You’re just a history geek, I sweeped in ERBoHistory
My bars will make you lose your cool, and leave you with two silver streaks

Jackie:
Oh, you’re still rapping, bro?
That verse was so forced, I thought it was one of your cameos
You should be disqualified for that fifth game, Birdman
And here, I thought Bon Bon’s grave was riddled with vermin!
You wanna trash my love life, but I send your capping back at you
‘Cause you hop between wives like you’re back on Captain Kangaroo
Like a motion-controlled board, you can’t control me when I’m rhyming
Tony Hawk struck out! But Star knows a good ravine you can hide in

HINT FOR NEXT TIME: Greed (ft. Quizzique and MetaMachine)

Tony Hawk Vs Jackie-Lynn Thomas - Disney Rap Battles

**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

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