The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

CAST:
Alex M. as Gex
Dani as Conker
Alex, Dee and Dustin as audience

CREW:
Written by: Dee:NV, Commander Jacob, Swoldow, Henry, ColeDaCole
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Beat produced by: Beatg33kz
Mixing & Mastering by: Freshy Kanal

Conker (Drunk):
Ok, hold on a second.

It’s time for me to put this softie in a coffin
You’re such a (hic) a... uhh… f$#k, I forgot it...
Ahh.. this s#@t's too wordy for me to handle..

Gex:
Alright, then I shall be the one to start this battle!
It’s Gex! ‘Bout to tail a fuckin’ squirrel
For a guy who's always drunk, dude you make me wanna hurl.
'Cuz you’re pathetic, an apathetic little twerp with no standards.
Who’s trying to stick his dick in Berri-

Conker (Drunk):
Hey! That’s not true, man (err)

Gex:
Show some manners, it’s the face of Crystal that you’re talking with
Charismatic, while you’re standing static on a falling ship.
It’s kinda Rare to see a game of yours that doesn’t get lost.
Just admit it, Conk buddy you’re Micro- soft.
You couldn’t be half of me if you tried.
Banjo stole the show and your legacy died.
So don’t step to me, guy. Keep your two tooth mouth shut
Actually, since you’re a squirrel, why don’t you chew on- these nuts?

Conker:
Ha, that’s funny. Shame all your other jokes are lame
It’s expected from some lizard who watches TV all day.
I’m a trash-talking vintage icon that people love.
While you ended up like Duke Nukem, pretty washed up.
So bow down to the king. Gaze upon the ching I bring
You licked your way to the top and still couldn't be a match for me.
I brought the world a new world and brought joy to other people
One game already blew up, I didn’t need a f$#ing sequel.
You needed 3 games yet no one remembers your name.
So I sure hope you enjoyed your 4 years of little to no fame (Ha)
We’re not the same, you’re a has-been with no profession
While I sip on this glass of milk, chilling with other legends.

Gex:
I’m locked and loaded, little rodent, best pull out your frying pan
Man, you’re not a legend, but that doesn’t mean you’re not dead.
‘Cus fact is, you’re a fad. Just a bozo with no class
So suck it up, drunko, this gecko just kicked your ass.

Conker:
You really think you can outmatch this soldier on the ring?
Dude, you're so full of s@#t, atleast the Mighty Poo can sing
I'm sure the fans wouldn't like to hear about your tragic past.
Let's just say, your franchise bombed harder- than your dad

Conker vs Gex. Season 1.5

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

Walk as Byakuya Togami
Quizzique as Miles Edgeworth
Written by JK03 & RNG
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan & Jofinity
Mixed by Oofie
Cover Art by JK03
Beat by Dansonn
Flow Test by RNG

Byakuya Togami (0:22):
You think plankton like you can challenge the heir of the Togami name? 
You should know I always come out on top when playing games
I've been winning since I was a child, fighting for the Togami title
While you’re a grown man whose entire bloodline I could buy for 
A day's work, you look like you’re paid worse than Gumshoe
An appropriate amount for such idiotic scum who
Can’t even get a single name out of the witnesses he presses
So I will own this battle and make you bow in respect
As your formula has grown stale, so it's good you keep it bound
Since shaking things up is all it takes for you to break down
Pulling tricks for a conviction to keep your record perfect
Coupled with that gaudy outfit, you’re truly the entire circus!

Miles Edgeworth (0:55):
Calling me the circus? That’s quite rich coming from you
You tamper with crime scenes for fun, by covering up the truth
It’d only take some Logic to Connect the pieces to your demise
So allow me to take the stand to pick apart all your rhymes
Let’s see, you claim that my formula is becoming bland?
Then, please, why did you copy it like a parrot on the stand?
Face facts! You’re the real imposter copying my style.
Take that! I handled school debates better when I was a child!
But of course he doesn't see the blatant holes in his logic
There's no Naegi to “tell him” the facts, so this win? I’ve got it!
Must’ve satisfied Fukawa’s dreams whipping this child with ease
And I didn’t need Franziska to help fulfill that fantasy!

Byakuya Togami (1:28):
Shut up, I’ve had enough of righteous imbeciles like you
Wright’s worthier of your name, got the edge in court and hairdo
You used to strive to be like your father, a respected attorney 
Until Manfred came along and shot holes in him and your dreams
And isn't Karma ironic, after years of incriminating innocents
Your own mentor set you up for your own false imprisonment
Needed that hapless idiot to bail you out of your predicament
So insistent on admitting guilt, yet still acting dependent!
You think that worthless worm Fukawa’s something to have a go at
Know that it's at least better that old hag Oldbag
So get this scum out of my face and wrap up this trial
For again Edgeworth chooses death, I pray that it’s final

Miles Edgeworth (2:01):
You think you’re better? I object, your legs are the only way you reach my bar
I don’t need Kay to set the scene for how your boasts fall apart
Bringing up my father’s death? Please, you’re one to talk
When Junko made puddles of your bloodline to be outlined with chalk!
And you of all people can't talk about incriminating innocents
The only way you’re pulling strings is tying up Chihiro’s corpse and framing Jill with it
Kidnapped by kids? Pathetic as your attempts at rapping
I’m sure Hina’s the only time you’ve ever heard of “slapping!”
Empire fell leaving you friendless with no power, left despairing
Thinks that he’s perfect? Yet he still falls for red herrings?
Cause of death: reduced to fiction from V3’s twist coming short
And add “Destroyed on the mic,” to the updated autopsy report

Miles Edgeworth vs Byakuya Togami - Sky High Rap Battles (ft. Walk & Quizzique)

VIDEO: (tba)

TicciFandubs https://soundcloud.com/ticcisparks87 como Star-Lord
GasuPyon como Samus Aran

Letra por The5oul, CyanCoat, Cloud17, Ticci
Instrumental producida por Kustom

Lyrics (Translated, not adapted) to English: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W7lurlBEyNHyz00n00uDI7erv8Nm72Wtf8gXDBpPoyc/

Star Lord:
Star-Lord llegó, portando el flow, trayendo el beat y un team feroz!
Matando a medio pájaro de un tiro con cualquier canción!
¿Quieres rapear? ¡Ponte a llamar y pide la autorización!
Soy el Bandido Legendario, tú la perra de la Federación!
Qué harán con Aran? veo que nada, mal parada como 2015!
Qué no entendiste? Eres un chiste, Eco oscuro de lo que fuiste
Décadas copiando a Ripley, siendo tan triste, y la gran N que dice?
Que me prefieren como su mascota antes de siquiera adaptarte al cine!

Samus Aran:
Tu Ego es Celestial, pero ya herí cosas así de grandes
¿Crees ser tan importante? Hoy ni tu novia puede recordarte
Todo en ti es irritante, No ganarás este duelo sacando algún baile
Es una Guerra Infinita de Rap, el click de mi guante va a desintegrarte! (BOOM)
Federación? sin las empresas serías más antiguo que tu obsesión
pues te recuerdan por el roedor, No hablo de Rocket si no del ratón, 
Yo vengue a mis padres...
Destrozé al Cerebro Madre…
Mientras tú al de tu padre!
como el tumor de Cerebro en tu madre!

Star-Lord: 
¿Decirme que no baile? Tarde, ¿qué hay del que ya te di?
Si quieres le pongo una 'Y' al final y te pones a hacer striptease!
¡Menos mal por el Traje Zero! Si fuera por ti sería cero traje!
Te estoy ganando en tiempo récord, haz un esfuerzo por no desnudarte
¿No lo captas rubia lerda? como Drax estás muy lenta
Antes de lanzar Otra M-ierda, Replantéate tu carrera
Vas de Boba Fett, ¿más te salva un bebé?
Estás 'Tan Enganchada a tus Sentimientos', que con un Super Mix te puedo vencer!
Mejor vete, retrocede, vuélvete a llorar a Zebes!
No hacía falta tanto drama pa’ matar algunas larvas!
Si mi crew ataca, tu Screwattack va a servirte nada, así que Aran
Mantén la calma en mi Galaxia, Ronan ya la pagó muy cara!

Samus Aran:
Soy una baller cuando soy esfera, mejor que el orbe por el que pelean
Dejo bombas en el beat que entierran tus bromas obscenas que a todos asquean
Thor me da menos pena, voy a volarte en pedazos como hice a planetas
Por mi cuenta, A ti te hizo falta un equipo para eso y casi ni la cuentas!
¿Mandalorianos? lo dice este clon de Han Solo tan sólo,
Su noviecita cayó en un hoyo y por su odio, arruina todo
Jodiendo a medio universo por pelearse con su suegro
Este niño inepto resultó ser un pendejo al cien por ciento
Y no es problema exterminar piratas de su clase
¡Pero hasta en Dreamworks vi Guardianes más intimidantes!
Sigue peleando por ser líder de un mapache
La galaxia estaba a salvo y sin tu equipo de anormales! (Oh!)

Star-Lord vs Samus Aran

Cast :
All Might : MetalFireVA
Robbie Rotten : RaccoonBroVA

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : Hollywood Legends
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Special Thanks to SnakeBite126, WAN and MetaMachine


All Might :
Hope has arrived, so please wipe your tears
This'll be the first amount of attention you've had in years
Even against this pretender, there's no reason to live in fear
And do you know why? Because I am here!
Are you a real villain? Didn't know the bar was set this low
Makes sense since you weren't put behind them throughout your whole show
You're gonna start wishing the Genie had stuck around
All it takes is Detroit Smash to pummel you into the ground!
Manipulated by puppets who have less plastic than he has
It's no shock why Joan Rivers has a stick up his ass
Siiva ripped you a new one, then his channel got Gunned down
Now you're only known as Waluigi living under MemeTown
Your fruits of labor just show your hypocritical state
A performance only rivaled by the time you were on stage
Started your reveal with layers of cake as your staple dish
Since you like them, why don't you go ahead and EAT THIS

Robbie Rotten :
(Yawns) Oh, I'm sorry, were you still on about that verse?
I'd assume you'd make like Izuku and ditch this battle at first
So if we're gonna keep this going, you'd best turn to Sportaflop
'Cuz it doesn't take a trap to know I'll give this beat a drop
Keep the cake to yourself, I go further beyond the book
A "How to Dummies" lecture is the only lesson you've understood
You don't look like the type that can keep up their stamina
Based on your pathetic display, you'd get beat by my Nana!
Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my naptime
Though don't worry, ask Nighteye, you'll get yours in due rhyme
With a few exposed lies, society's Endeavors went sky high
Taking in your crude sight, you'd dream being a Master of Disguise

All Might :
It seems you can make a comeback, unlike your fifth season
I'll go ahead and quit the warm up, melt Iceland when I breeze in
Save me the spoils, creep. Only the worst villain does that
You couldn't ruin a diary if it meant getting your friends back
Aha! Not an apple but yet still rotten to the core
I'll show ya! How we've taken care of criminals before
Too slow chum! You'll need more than that to win this war
Plus Ultra! So lazy, you're getting me to snore!
Delusional to think you'll win this, flies are your only witness
Terrorizing the citizens, over some damn fitness?
We both became legends, but your end was unfortunately bleak
I'm a Symbol of Peace, you're a symbol resting in peace

Robbie Rotten :
Congratulations! That's the first blow in this fight you've done
Guess it takes breaking a few spines 'fore you start to grow one
Thought I earned the title "Rotten," but one look at this net
I wouldn't let the kids watch your show if they became your fans next!
Calling the shots? Please, your phoned in lines only demonstrate
You wore the inspiration yet couldn't unite your own states
While I brought the world together to save me from my fate
Goes to show you can't save face, so why don't I just take your place?
"Aha! I have arrived! These muscles have kept me thriving
It's all thanks to the spirits in this power ; surviving
Within a fanboy, now a vigilante, so I stayed silent
Not just the number one hero, but the ultimate pirate!"
But what did I expect? That smiles ruins all my precious fun
Though I'm happy to reclaim my place as Villain Number One!
You've crashed and burned once more but this time, you won't get back up
Just another travel overseas where you never said bye to your son

All Might vs Robbie Rotten - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #7 (ft. MetalFireVA and RaccoonBroVA)

Ben:
Ring ring ring! Evie can’t pick up the micro-phone!
Her responses prove she’s dumb or deaf; can’t expect a good tone
But I guess I’ll be a gentleman and give her a turn
But if she’s as combustive as my chemicals, then she’s already burned

Evie:
Hello there Ben, here’s what I already know
Your verse sounds more ridiculous than you do in your own show
I’m a super advanced program that can answer any question
You’re a super forgotten app that will always be left in suspension
Breaking news! Ben’s legacy has been relegated to memes
It’s sad that you’re in spotlight now only because of Speed
And this text-to-speech will leave you more forgotten than Pierre
The only pictures you have are you ‘cause none of your friends care
But being another Talking app, I’m not surprised you manage to
Make everyone freak out and find you more sketchy than Angela

Ben:
Your website is only used by YouTubers for clicks
But they dropped you pretty quick and went bananas for a chimp

Evie:
Oh, why yes I like bananas, but you won’t like these punches
If you think you have any chance than you’re more baked than your lunch is
Gained my fame from my answers while no one wants to hear Ben talk
Used to be on every phone, but now only known from TikTok

Ben:
Ho, ho, ho! Don’t bother trying to lie!
Say you gained your fame, but it was handed by Jacksepticeye
You can wink and smile all you want, but I don’t think that matters
When you talk about parrots while you’re the one who prefers crackers!
Everyone got sick of you and moved on to your genderbent
Then not too long after that, the PewDieBot was used instead
Now everyone says “no” to any spin-off made by Existor
So I’ll see your defeat as the newest headline in the papers!

Cast/Crew:
RNG as Talking Ben
K.C. as Eviebot
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Tristan
Cover by Egg

Talking Ben vs. Eviebot - Crazy Diss Wars

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

VinnyO as Baldi's Basics
Vladimyr P. as Hello Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
This world can be a scary place, but who’s here to protect you?
When you’re locked in my basement. ‘Fore I leave this I expect to
Leave this bitch in ruins, thinking I would’ve let you win
But Baldi’s Basically a Pedo so who the hell would’ve let you in?
You’re out of pocket like pocket change
Your low budget shit can’t compare to my game
It’s so Unreal that I suspect
Your graphical errors’ are incorrect
There’s rumours this intruder’s claiming to be my ruler
I’m a bruiser ‘gainst this loser so now I can be your tutor
Taught to shove you in my locker, there’s no escape when I spit this hotter
To a degree where you’ll need a Doctor, where’s your scholar Wannabe Crocker?
I’ll bully Baldi’s weak techniques that keep players asleep
So it’s no wonder that you’re quite the Strangest Error From The Deep

Baldi:
There’s no rapping in my halls unless the teacher comes to spit
I’m iconic, it’s ironic; I’m the one the neighbor worships!
I heard why you rap that bad; you’re just a held-back senior student
And I’ll sweep you like the floors just to radiate my amusement
Bash your birthday with my words no need for stealth in this challenge
‘Fore you made many Grave Mistakes; no shiny quarter for your balance
When we’re playing hide and seek you better pack your bags and run
Cuz you’re so dumb I bet you think that 9+10 is 21!
Try out this rope for suspension so you can hang in detention
My bars hit harder than your car that will crash your perception
Of my demonic oppression so let me teach you a lesson
On how to rap a good verse like the high school obsession
And you’re in need of corrections as I stand high- on the spectrum
I spit a diss like the elements used to make an electrum
If a prepubescent teen is what you call a home invader
THEN GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN or you can say Goodbye, Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
Son, I’d let you roam freely, but your entrapment is what Theoadores
so I’ll board up the doors to leave your whole corpse a blood and gore galore on the floor
And Sure, you had some fame, how strange, that’s something I can’t fathom
Baldi’s Basics Plus the remakes now that Hallways equals a BadSum!

Baldi:
This “Alpha Male’s” the Beta version drizzled in despair
Because your win’s nowhere just like my hair, ain’t that your Waking Nightmare?
Your wife is flying high, I know that damage cannot be undone
But the reason you got ghosted; was your Millimeter Peter, son!

Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Prod. Brutal
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Baldi's Basics vs Hello Neighbor. Sinister Rap Battles

NEW MIX
Hey guys I said I'd be back lat-
Dee as The Terminator
Evan as The Predator
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dee
Writers: Trakked, Jose, Dani, ColeDaCole, Rabi

Battle:
Terminator:
This hideous alien scum is targeted for termination.
Come with me if you want to die, you psychotic abomination!
I’m a flash from the future, the past already threw you in the trash
Even after many decades, you’re still a sellout for cash
I kill for the benefit of my army; you only kill for sport
So it’s no surprise that your brief flash of fame was so short.
I can stand the hottest flames, but if you want to raise the temperature
The hunter has become the hunted; Now To Catch A Predator

Predator:
Seems a time sphere has emerged; You can take your shtick and bite me,
You’re a Transformer who always lives in existential crises!
You’re in my sights, T-800, and I always catch my prey
You won’t “be back”, so I’ll attack, and make you meet a Dark Fate

Terminator:
Improbable. A Requiem blew your box office away?
Unstoppable. Gats and grenades will make this your Judgement Day.
You’re one ugly motherfucker, but my systems will still drop ya
And when I’m done, this fucking freak will have to “get to da choppa!”

Predator:
Sure, you can take a bullet or ten, but against me, you’re a goner.
You're just a worthless piece of junk who gets bested by Sarah Conner!
My electronics far surpass robotics; even from your time,
You’re an obsolescent model;I’m in my Yaujta Prime!
Take down Skynet, and you’re worthless, along with those shoddy verses,
It’d be a service to scrap you of your parts and make you learn this;
You’re straying from your prime directive, I could flip a switch to defeat ya,
But I’d rather give you a warrior’s death; Hasta la vista.

Terminator:
Ok douchebag. My systems see through your act; a novelty
Because your alien weapons are shit to my superior technology
You’ve gotten under my skin, and I mean that in both ways
So I’ll leave you back in your forest to have you engulfed in flames

Predator:
You think you’re spitting molten metal, but you’re drowning in your words
You best travel back in time and rewrite your awful verse
Using heat vision would be useless, your bars had no fire to detect
But I’ll still crush your hopes of winning, just like a hydraulic press.

Terminator:
I've checked your scan. It involves no files nor rapping components
So I'll leave. Then I'll be back with a more fitting opponent

Predator:
One fight with your brother is all I need to know what you're made of
So good riddance, I’ll send ya back to the bleak future you came from!

The Terminator vs The Predator - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #9

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.

The Rap Battle Fairy vs The Shit Goblin - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

A 21-year old guy who raps for a living. I also make FNF covers lol 
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