Video coming out May 26th.

AlaskanSam as Gundham Tanaka
SnakeBite126 as Ace Ventura
Kamren as Monokuma
Written by Trakked and Dani
Beat produced by Adamack
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Gundham:
I await in the very depths of hell for my rival
However, unlike your sequel, there shall be no revival.
You've the mind of a child and the body of a skeleton
You shall be another cowering at my deadly malevolence 
Human life does not concern me; yet your films certainly do
Because racism is one of your many abundant issues!
Even for a demon like myself, I cannot tolerate you
A failed SeaWorld attraction that no one could operate, too!?
Kehehe.. another beastspeaker; it seems your feats are weaker.
Toppled a tribe, yet still put in a deeper sleeper
I would curse you with a short life, yet that is too late
For you've already gone and erased your own fate

Ace:
Skunk-hair wants to squabble 'gainst the Ace of spitting swiftly?
You must be simply sickly if you think you're looking spiffy
You kinda tick me, so I'll just unleash the kitties
Then your deadly little devas would be deadly little mincemeat
(Fast rap)
You look in the garbage for your attire, I wear Hawaiian and I spit fire
No more nice guy, you make me tired, putting an end to the Ultimate Tryhard
(Normal Rap)
You're at least D tier, so you better not come crying
I'd say your name was cool buuuuut that'd be lying

Gundham:
You DARE insult my namesake?! I'll tear you limb from limb!
Though not even my malice can contest your endless sins
Dare to talk about style? Kehehe, I'll keep that noted,
Save it for the times you've been constantly transphobic! 
Your name may have come back, yet it still isn't the same
For you've eroded past your prime and now a Jr. claims your fame
I would savor the stew of death and add you as an ingredient,
Though I wouldn't want to share hell with you, sexual deviant. 

Ace:
Alrighty then, this skunk should get a brain surgeon
The Ultimate Breeder but still died as a virgin
Even with your shitty deathmatch, I'd expect some better flows, 
But just like your kill, you can't do jack shit on your own!
And no, you’re a creature of something, keep on braggin’
When you’re looking like you only lived off of Dungeons and Dragons
Rhymes more absent than your father, he shoulda laid off the booze, sir
He didn't see his son grow up a loo-hoo-hooser
See, I'm walking over you just like your execution
Making pentagrams won't save you from being an intrusion
When I'm finished porkin' Sonia, I'll steal this win in my car
Call me if you wanna die a third time; here's my card


Gundham Tanaka vs Ace Ventura - Danganronpa vs Anything

Audio for the upcoming Celebrity Rap Battle, MatPat vs Bill Nye. Battle of the edutainers.

Snakebite as MatPat
Seth as Bill Nye
Written by: Chandler and WAN
Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/573dbe16b65ee.mp3 
Cover Art By: WAN
Mixed By: Jort
Flow Test by: WAN

LYRICS:

[Bill Nye]
Did you know, science appears everywhere we go?
Which makes it my job to make sure education grows
Cause I’m a Science Explainer and Child Entertainer
Faced against the guy who somehow made geek culture lamer
I’m building a better future to spend tomorrow in
Your theories only make me question what pills you’re poppin
So take a seat on your couch, in tears you’ll soon be wallowing
When I have MatPat, Consider the Following;
If you wanna avoid hate, fill your videos with wit in it
Should you react to critics live? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Even looking at your thumbnails give my eyes detriment
Haven’t seen this much green saving the environment
My creation of the tube helped set Boeing planes in motion, 
Your creations on the tube created Twitter thread commotions
I already predict that you don’t have smarts to diss
So why don’t you start your verse and prove my hypothesis 

[MatPat]
Hello internet, welcome to another episode
Geek culture’s edutainment show with that tangential learning flow
Giving Nye the Normal Boot, so, Did You Know?
It’s been over 20 years since people cared about your show
When a battle features me, you’ll get Screwed when I Attack
Make you fall harder than an assassin in a haystack
Yeah, you’re an inspiration but it’s hard to give you credit 
When you treat your fans like crap, at least that’s how I Reddit.
So lighten up, get that Deku stick out your ass
It’s not your fault you’re overshadowed by Neil DeGrass
With just a clap and a half I’m already beating ya
You debate creationists while I Defined Media

[Bill Nye]
Ooh, really wanna bring up Defy? Against Nye?
Please remind me, who’s behind the multi-million dollar lie?
In terms of scummy ‘tubers you’re another addition
At least when I blow up from soda it’s not a coke addiction
When it comes to our deduction, mine is much better than
This guy who can’t differentiate a kid and skeleton
While ignoring Oliver for some Indie game lore
Never before has a boy wanted more

[MatPat]
Your lines are less accurate than my predictions on films
Here’s the second time I’ve had to deal with useless Bullet’s, Bill
You’re about to get whipped, nay crushed by my skill
The end is nye, science guy, I won’t tax over this bill
You used to spit facts, now you’re lacking affirmation
Cause your prime has passed, like your NASA application
Who’s the one teaching psychopathy? It’s-a-me!
You teach plants and chemistry, but can’t grow your family tree.

[Bill Nye]
Says video games don’t cause violence but I have to disagree 
Based on the way your fans reacted to your undertale theory
I’m here to save the world with an outfit so slick
While you spend time in the closet measuring Luigi’s dick

[MatPat]
Bill says he’s here to save the world, which I find interesting
Cause his life has been digressing with political side-questing
Had a Netflix show I guess, it’s just a sex-filled mess
And let’s be honest, his first show was pretty P-BS
So what’s Bill’s REAL desire at the end of the day?
Jumping from failed standup to some pointless debates
THAT’S RIGHT, Bill’s tryna play the industry like its a game
In a desperate attempt to claim fame! BUT HEY!

MatPat vs Bill Nye -WCRB

i did this for a play i was in and was so proud of it i wanted to show people LOL

Solla Sollew - Seussical Cover by Trakked

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: CannibalWorms
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

Beyond The Sea - Bobby Darin Cover by Trakked

King Dice vs Oogie Boogie - Freshy Kanal Cover by Trakked (WITH ROUGH BEAT MIX)

Mario vs Link - SIR Rap Battles Cover by Trakked

yep i figured people would maybe still wanna listen to this, so i'm gonna reupload some old rap cyphers i guess, starting with this one today. I might reupload freddy vs grey person tomorrow.

Light as Geralt (yes i accidentally said geralt's name wrong, ik)
Julian as Dovahkiin
Beat by Kustom
Written by: Trakked, Dilly, Silent, Powerpunk Gamer, and Jay
Mixed by Light

LYRICS:
Geralt of Rivia:
I’ve been waiting a decade to fight a Dragonborn
So yell your tribe cries; they won’t leave me cracked and torn
I’ve been knighted for my valour, you’ve been a thief your whole life!
So go back to Cyrodiil, and you’ll be safe from one of my knives!
I’m the Butcher of Blaviken! Go pray to your cult of Miraak!
You’re a laughingstock, the last of your kind! I literally spit shocks!
I’ve slain greater foes than Alduin; I can surely take down this dragon
While you take an arrow to the knee, and get sent to the morgue in a wagon

Dovahkiin:
I’d be on the Wild Hunt for a Witcher, but he seems way too Elder-ly
The arrival of a Rivian’s weird, since you belong in a penitentiary!
Your so-called “fire verse” really seemed to drag-on quick!
You think you’re threatening? I’ve seen merchants be bigger dicks!
Hell, your games get outshadowed by even the likes of Fortnite!
Apparently the Sky-rim’s the limit for this outlawed knight
Step out of Rivia, and into Skyrim; you won’t live to see another day!
Take your South Pole Santa get-up, I bring a new kind of slay!

Geralt of Rivia:
This is my story, not yours. Now let me finish telling it
I slay “warriors” like you everyday! And you try to think you’re relevant?
You make my ears bleed, with you trying to scream and holler
cuz, messing with me is a one way ticket to Valhalla!
You're of the lowest Soul Calibur, I will execute you today!
I got my weapons for my job, you just got yours from a trade!
Victory’s just another thing that Dova’s too Keen to see,
Since i’d rather leave you dead; like you almost were on the guillotine!

Dovahkiin:
You’re like an Ethereal, you just can’t go down easy
but with a Fus-Ro-Dah, i’d leave you begging on your knees!
Your defeats set in stone, I have it down on the Elder Scroll
This verbal Pogrom will make this Rivian pay the karmic toll
You have the Thief’s Personality and a Mind of Madness
Like Dandelion’s idiocy, your rhymes show your mind’s vastness
Squash you like a Roach, but not before you’re horse from rapping
This soulless mess’s best was in the Battle Arena that we’re not mapping!

Geralt of Rivia vs Dovahkiin - Reupload

Beat produced by: Tristan
Written by: Jason, Trakked, Razzy, FynnRedkirby, and Silent
Mixed by: JordanShowish
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Cast:
Oogie Boogie: Light 
Krampus: Kamren

Krampus: (0:12)
I normally kidnap children, but on my wishlist tonight
Is to beat a worn-out bag of bugs that can’t give children fright!
It'd be best if you'd Stop-motion but it seems your fame’s already dead
Stealing souls? Dropping Dice? Seems you’re more fitting in Cuphead!
Might be giving the Cold Shoulder, but it looks like you don’t know Jack,
When you’re trapped inside my snow globe, you’ll lose feelings in a schnapp
I bring fear to the nation, don’t try to Gamble with temptations
You’ll surely feel the chill when I ascend from the Appalachians

Oogie Boogie: (0:36)
Well, Well, Well, It seems i'll be the first to laugh until I die,
Me up against a folk tale? Ya must be rolling Snake Eyes!
Sandy Claw’s bane it seems? I won't be accepting greetings from Krampus
I won’t need to cheat to win this, but I’m sure throwing out fists
Looks like the Devil’s in a Bind, but you won’t be crying for long
They’ll tell a tell of how a devil lost to Oogie Boogie’s Song!
I’ll be cashing out my Gold, while all the coal will go to you!
Turns out, Goat is just another beast to add to my Snake and Spider stew!

Krampus: (1:00)
Tearing by the seams, it seems? I can stop you with a click of my watch!
It seems your raps are more incomprehensive than your movies genre!
No wonder you’re called The Meanest Guy Around; you’re a Burton to your town
With Seasons Greetings worse than Diehard, I’ll leave your dungeon crumblin’ down
Even when outshined by The Corpse Bride you haven’t got the Sacks to win this
I’ll lock you up, you’ll be shocked so much, you won’t be able to bare-ell it! 
The Devil of Christmastime! While all your disses, are like your wins, missed!
Oogie Boogie-ing the Kid who should’ve learned not to dance with Krampus

Oogie Boogie: (1:25)
It’s time for Oogie Boogie’s Revenge! I’ve got soul and Kingdom Heart!
Terrorizing the land of new, so you better start doing your part
The Luck of the Draw is on my side! I hold the cards, but I won’t fold
When he's only known for his role in a rotten movie though
You’re a Weenie, Kramp-ed up with awful rhymes, fight me, I don’t fear,
The Jersey Devil knock off who only has the fight to come out once a year!
So take your sack and self back to Hell, I’ll stay on the surface, inducing Fright
it’s no wonder you’re hated across the world by kids and adults alike!
(*laughter*)

Oogie Boogie vs Krampus - Reupload

Yo MAMA!!!
Alanon as the announcer
Eric the Audible as Ryu 
JordanShowish as Liu Kang
Written by Trakked, Snakebite and WDRB
Beat by The Unbeatables
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Jordanshowish

Battle:
Ryu:
Came in search for someone worthy, yet a killer monk appears
Raiden's lackey's lacking sense if he chooses to come near
The Satsui no Hado plagues me, but your thoughts plague yourself
You're an outdated copy, a cartridge stuck on the shelf
Best escape with a Bicycle, cause no kick can subdue me
A personality even worse than the ratings on your movies
You should see that fatalities aren't in the wise path
Seems though, you've already succumbed to your side's wrath
Its evident this Revenant's just a blight on fighters
A pestilence that meddles with his fire like a lighter
Killed by your enemy and protector, it's clear you're unworthy
Put down your mic and fight; for no words can hurt me

Liu Kang:
Serving Earthrealm is my duty, but there's no saving your series
All bark and no bite, so you can't battle, clearly.
Droning on isn't my style, I lost interest Mid-Way
Thought I became a zombie again; your raps dulled my brain
While this homeless orphan’s left roaming the world, searching for fights
I’ve won the trophy in every tournament I’ve been in with sheer might
Against the likes of Scorpion, sorcerers, and soldiers of ice
And now I’m scorching this corpse with a fatality on the mic
You've rapped wrong, Capcom's mascot's a disgrace
No impact on other media so you have to save face
I’m the chosen one, a holy son, before you wanna dance
Change your catchphrase to "You must defeat Liu Kang to stand a chance"


Ryu vs Liu Kang. Fighting Game Rap Battles.

this is for my side battles that aren't rap cypher and also reuploads

King Dice vs Oogie Boogie - Freshy Kanal Cover by Trakked (WITH ROUGH BEAT MIX)

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