Ol' Grant's got another trick up his sleeve, whereby he disguises an old topic as a new topic, simply by putting a small spin on it.  This particular gimmick, however, I think could actually be an entire podcast series by itself, so I'm sad that this will be the only time we do it.  Unless one of my genius brothers steals this idea, puts a tiny twist on it, and uses it for a future episode.  Hint hint...

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Episode 319 - One Last Ride up That Mountain

As the title says, this podcast promises to cure your scrofula, or your money back.  Ha!  Joke's on you!  You didn't pay us any money in the first place!  At all!  We make absolutely nothing whatsoever doing this!  I repeat, the joke is on you!

Episode 320 - Scrofula Cured or Your Money Back!

We bring back an oooold favorite this week, with the classic six-pack-o-pitches episode format that fans of all ages loved and adored.  They loved and adored it, dammit.  They may, and do, say otherwise, but don't listen to them.  What the hell do they know?  They're the ones who've been clamoring for its revival, according to me, so why wouldn't they love and adore it?  Also according to me?

Episode 321 - Has This Ever Happened to You?!

Over 200 episodes ago, we stole the Tournament of Nerds idea.  Did I say stole?  I mean created ourselves.  Sorry, sometimes I confuse those two phrases.  Anyway, we're bringing it back this week.  If four years seems like a short time to wait for a rehash like this, consider that I sometimes don't even wait four weeks to rehash my own topics, none of which work as well as this one.  Speaking of which, I really should have just copied and pasted here whatever I wrote for the episode four years ago.

Episode 322 - Revenge of the Tournament of Nerds

We specialize in short, snappy, memorable phrases that ensure positive associations of your brand identity within the key demographic.  That's why they call us Free Slogan Advice.  Or was it Free Marketing Advice?  Well, they sure as hell don't call us Free Naming Advice, so I think it's fine to punt on this one.

Episode 323 - The Army Corps of Sloganeers

Cory has stolen my idea.  Now, to be fair, I did basically tell him to in the description of the most recent Mount Rushmore episode.  I should use this to my advantage.  TO CORY:  From now on, you are to come up with all of my episode topics, in addition to your own.  Don't worry, it won't be very difficult.  You can just steal the ideas from me.

Episode 324 - It's Everyone's Favorite Monu-Mountain!

Here's some advice for you:  "Résumé" has the little accent mark on both of the 'e's.  Not just one, but both of them.  Not knowing this will get your résumé tossed on the "TO BE BURNED" pile, so be forewarned.  Outside of that, just wing it.  What could go wrong?

Episode 325 - Free Résumé Advice

The Toronto Maple Leafs' owner went to the penalty box, a.k.a., federal prison, and yet THEY were on the "power play", so to speak, without him.  Hear this story and other NHL-related wackiness today on the Free Legal Advice Podcast as the competence of the entire nation of Canada is called into question.

Episode 326 - 2 Minutes for Roughing, 3 Years for Tax Evasion

We've been presented with a quiz this week, and the subject IS FLAP ITSELF!!  This might be for the best, since it could serve as an opportunity for the casual (i.e., disloyal and wicked) listener to understand some of the references we make.  Or it would, had we bothered to explain half of them this time around.  But it's fun nonetheless, I promise!

Episode 327 - FLAP Refresher

UFOs:  Should we believe in them?  No.  Are stories about them credible?  No.  Do they exist?  No.  But what if that's just what they WANT us to think?  What if the people (i.e., aliens) behind these things WANT us to think they don't exist?  That would give them a free hand to enact their nefarious probe-related schemes.  I think I just blew this thing wide open.  We're through the looking-glass here, people...

Episode 328 - Unidentified FLAPping Objects

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Episode 326 - 2 Minutes for Roughing, 3 Years for Tax Evasion

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