We've done lots of episodes where, either directly or indirectly, we make fun of stupid corporate bullshit.  Never before, however, have we focused on what is probably the worst thing that corporate bullshit creates:  Stupid, insufferable names for things.  Well, we're testing the limits of the word "insufferable" this week, because this episode is all about those kinds of names.  Plug your ears if you know what's good for you.

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Episode 348 - Do Not Listen If You Hate Stupidly-Named Things

I say let 'em.  They've broken enough bones and sustained enough concussions to have more life experience than the rest of us put together.  Who better to write a movie than stuntmen?  And as long as they're writing it, they might as well direct it.  It's basically just yelling "Action!" into a megaphone, right?  How hard could it be?

Episode 349 - Stuntmen Can Write and Direct Movies, Right?

We're doing something brand new this week:  One by one, we're going to go through all of the biggest sports topics of the day, and we're going to argue about them.  This is a completely unprecedented format, so it will not in any way resemble anything you've ever seen before.  It doesn't seem like a very good idea, though, so I doubt it'll catch on elsewhere.

Episode 350 - Bringing Parliamentary Debate to the World of Sports

With the Nazis occupying your hometown, you probably feel powerless in the face of their brutal repression.  However, you might be surprised to learn just how much can be accomplished with what you have lying around the house.  Seriously, you're going to be extremely surprised.

Episode 351 - Moths:  Annoying Pests or Deadly Tool of Sabotage?

Chronovoyaging, also known in some circles as "time travel" is not all it's cracked up to be.  It's mostly because of the smell.  There are other reasons, but honestly, the smell is enough.

Episode 352 - Chronovoyage?  No Thanks

If you're reading this, you fucked up.  No reasonable series of life choices could have possibly led you to listen to this podcast, let alone to be reading one of the episode descriptions.  Lucky for you, though, this episode offers you a second chance at life.  With the power of hindsight, you'll be able to get in on the ground floor of that pyramid scheme.  Your only problem was that you didn't buy in early enough, right?

Episode 353 - Second Life (Not the Game)

Good news and bad news:  The good news is that we have discovered all the secret techniques that the saboteurs are using to grind our operations to a halt.  The bad news is that it's everything your boss does, every single day, and there's no possible way to stop them.  This information actually seems useless to you, now that I think about it.  Well, forget I said anything.

Episode 354 - It Turns Out Your Boss Works for the Enemy

This week, we're finally going to address the elephant in the room:  Anime.  Specifically, the classic 90s series titled, "Help!  My Room Became an Elephant and Now Must Do Battle!!!!"  I know it doesn't sound like it, but it's mostly about the elephant's wildly disproportional breasts.

Episode 355 - Anime = Japanese Cartoons, FYI

Whom among us could say they've never thought that some little rat kid was excruciatingly annoying?  Well, the people who manufactured toys decades ago not only seemed to feel that way about every single kid alive, but they actively took matters into their own hands.  They say it's good to be proactive, right?

Episode 356 - Bring These Toys Back, But Only for the Annoying Kids

This episode presupposes the existence of a universe in which a student, somewhere, may not have read a book in its entirety before handing in a report on it.  I know that's impossible and just plain silly, but just try to suspend your disbelief, if only for today.

Episode 357 - Your Report Is Due, and You Definitely Did It

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