Freddy Fazbear vs. Mama Bear - Royale Rap battle!

JesseboxVO as Mama Bear 

Light_IWNL as Freddy Fazbear  

Thumbnail by JK03

Art by Grenade 

Flowtest by ChandlerCCRB 

Mixed by Oofie

Writers:
King ducky
Futur3f1lmm4k3r
Gunman Ray
E man

Beat prod. Anywaywell

Mama bear:
This janky metal bear wants to step up in my hidden cabin place     
The acid in my caves couldn't hold a candle to your toxic fanbase
You claim to be the main antagonist but I just really got to ask
How the hell do you get overshadowed by everyone else in the damn cast! (Oh!)

Scott fully milked your game dry (yep!) Then he packed up and said his goodbyes (oh!)
He left the franchise to die (rip!) Then the fans left once they turned nine! (Ya!)
You market yourself as children’s entertainment, upping security every game
Yet a purple chump causes trouble in every location of your damn playplace! 

Your bars are like your diners food, tasteless, step to me and I'll leave you faceless
This dude’s more of a chicken then Chica, this child should know he can not face this
So take this! I have heard you sing before, let's just say it ain't too groovy
Yet I'm guessing your verses will be delayed considering your movie! (yikes)

Freddy Fazbear:
First of all you shouldn't be talking about fans, you must be crazy! 
Since your whole fanbase is just like your stomach, full of babies 
That whole verse was trash, stitching misses together like your body
Mother knows best? Then why the hell did you choose to battle me?

So if you dare to step up to me, g, I'll go above 13; Not suited for pg, 
I’ll rip this bear apart at the seams if she thinks she can beat me.
My verbal computing systems help me formulate my precision attacks 
While you rap just like your children, cause you’re bombing on this track! (Oh!)

So if you hear knocking at your door, that's when I'll drag you 6 feet under the floor,
Like your lines that dragged on forever or how long it took to release chapter 4! (Hah!)
I'm not sure what role you're supposed to play, I don't see you as a big factor, 
hell, you aren't even the main focus in your entire chapter! 

You’re as soft as Bubbles and not as frightening than Miss Minutes
Facing me in this battle makes you popular, welcome to big business (wooh!)
I am a God of this genre, an indie masterpiece that’ll never end!
And I got put against, uh wait, who are you again?!

Mama bear:
My bars trap your maker, leaving your servos locked up, Freddy
Just listening to your verse, you seem pretty triggered teddy
I'll chuck this cheesy hasbeen, your rappin is just so lame 
I can't tell which is more repetitive, your verse or your games!

Scott tried somethin’ with FNAF World, but quickly went back to bein’ basic
That game flopped so damn hard, it seems like that Old Man finally got his fish
That child in your suit should be crying, cause mama’s got claws that'll spell your doom!
This pervert’s lines are so crap, it makes sense why you hide in the girl's bathroom!

Freddy Fazbear:
Horror and scares bring me happiness, so you just gave me depression
You may be voiced by Tara but you didn't leave a Strong impression (heh)
Now this is just another time that you have failed the devil
Beating you in this battle was even easier than your entire level!



Freddy Fazbear vs. Mama Bear - Royal Rap battle! [ft. JesseboxVO & Light_IWNL] REMIX

[DEMO] Power (Chainsaw Man) VS Crona (Soul Eater)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: SBS Producer

Soul Eater VS Chainsaw Man!
Power VS Crona!
Begin!

Power (0:19)

I smell the scent of another threat that I'll best in a bout,
Blood Devil easily beats the Fiend of Bleeding Out!
Hah! A feeble human known for being a coward
Is now about to bow down in this test of Power! 

(Yeah!) Engrave your face on the pavement!
Got a screw loose? Now we’re on the same kinda wavelength! 
But the darkness ain't harmin' me, plebe, I overcame it! 
So go back to stayin' in Medusa's basement!

Outrageous! Look at how many pages you’re taking!
You can’t escape with how bad your anime’s pacing!
But you're an ignoramus so here's a simple statement:
Make like Studio Bones, aim at your own and break them!

'Cause Power will devour this sour son-of-a-bitchass whole!
But you serve no purpose, and I despise vegetables!
So listen, let me make it clear before you even get to talk,
Who cares if you're a boy or girl, you're definitely a Lebanon!

Crona and Ragnarok (0:58)

R
Crona! You’re just gonna take that?!

C (R)
Ah! She already dissed me so much - with her brain bashed…

I can’t deal with this, I’m not meant for fighting her!
‘Cause from what I have heard, she can’t speak quieter!
She’s too scary, I’m afraid that I’ll get beaten up,
Like she did throwing weary bars - sickle cell anemia!

But if I can talk, it’s a bit crude how
You only get to chew gum, when you get chewed out.
You’ve been boasting ‘bout your talent but I doubt it,
Darkness gets you gone like a… Power outage.

All your arcs just amount to being padded! (Hah!)
You start going batshit when you take a bath and shit! (Oh!)
You snack off the last of the rations!
You’re only ever useful when you kill assassins by accident! (Holy shit, Crona!)

Matter of fact is, you’re bad in practice, (Yeah!)
Couldn’t see past Makima’s act with your glasses! (Not at all!)
Pledged with Denji when you died to your wounds,
Just to have the femcel remind him of you!

Power and Kobeni (1:45)

P
Shut up, you dumb human! You’re five six!
You don’t spit sick, you must be that fake Crona Virus!
‘Cause you couldn’t even make a cut with so many scars,
Bitch, you’re looking ‘bout as beat up as Kobeni’s caaAAAAAA-

K
AAAAAAaaaooohhh- my god…
I think I just hit Power - and some whiny goth!
I might’ve caused an injury, but I’m sure they’ll be fine.
After all, your mother seems pretty close with Doctor Stein! (Oof…)

I won't lie, we might be likened to a type
But even I don’t cry and gripe as much as you do every fight!
We’re quite similar in style, ‘cause we know how to spike things-
I know what you are! A viper’s spy kid!

P
With how much you hide, you’re spineless and sad!

K
But that’s obvious with the poems you’re writing in class!
Defend vile demands just widens the gap,

P
When you’re drawing out rhymes like a line in the sand!

K
But you couldn’t spit Venom if you rigged a Death Versus…

P
What’s worse is that you’re cursed with a ✝️Church Cut✝️!


Crona 2:30


Ugh, I think I’m going insane from a mad clown,
And I’m not talking ‘bout the jokes in your raps. Now
I can feel the wavelength seeping through my essence,
But with you two I’ll need a Screaming Loud As Fuck Resonance! (Hahahaha!)

My sword’s Bloody Edge is gonna Ragna-rock you both!
I don’t need to call for backup, I’ve been carrying the show! (Ugh!)
While your production’s gotten Twitter swarming!
I’m gonna have to add a Studio TRIGGER warning, ‘cause -

You gotta pay for what your debt’s worth!
Need a map to find a way to not overwork MAPPA’s director! 
I guess that’s why Kobeni works for her bonus,
And why you keep selling out your own friends!

You take the cake with all your major crimes,
But they come flying back like a snowball fight
You knocked on death’s door for a birthday surprise,
Went out with a bang, but never got your No-Bell Prize.

[DEMO] Power VS Crona - Soul Eater VS Chainsaw Man Rap Battles

Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged and additional instrumetns by Glitchdude
Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude
Also shoutout to Shimario for coming in clutch with the final version of the master

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W9mpD3KUb68N4xAytoT7NMEkl9X3YCx4WGd6yrS0UNE/edit?usp=sharing

Minecraft Passive Mob Cypher

Welcome to our 54th ERBParodies!

Justin Buckner as Otzi the Iceman
Miss4yo as Queen Elsa

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES 
QUEEN ELSA 
VS 
OTZI
BEGIN!

Otzi:
Straight from the Similaun its the abominable Ötzi
Here to diss the deuteragonist of an overhyped movie!
This aint Halloween nor  Christmas, but here's a run for your money
I've combined the two, you see, I'm an icecold mummy!
Don’t mess with a Neanderthal
This here is your sequel and it won’t end happy after all!
So gather your Anna, Hans, Kristoff, and a Sven?
to watch me melt the ice witch of Hans Christian Andersen
I’m a warrior, strong as the mountain I roadblock
You’re a moody marshmallow as soft as Olaf
I’m strapped with a longbow, so if you try to diss me 
There’ll only be 12 more whores left in Disney

Elsa:
Chill, Bear Grylls, I'll show you a predator.
Got a high temper, but too low of a temperature!
So, pass the mic, or catch a blast of ice!
Get lost on a hike? Get sacrificed!
You wish to skirmish? you'll lose your epidermis, you mummy! 
'cause I'll whip you worse than that worm in your tummy!
Once Upon a Time, Scrooge McGruff lost his brush,
And got stuck in a gully when the Queen lost her glove!

Otzi:
Its not called singing when you belt and scream
you’re even more of a mistake than Adele Dazeem
Quit your sellout schemes, think of what your fans would say to ya
if they knew my country pities those in Scandanavia
I’ll thaw your ass with a Copper Axe
Lets watch you rap when your talking rocks are smashed
While you’re painting your nails and you’re swinging your purse,
I’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!
For the First Time in Forever I’ll be the Freeze-er
Your rhymes aren’t sick, you just have Frozen Fever!
With hammering cold disses, I’m best in the game
and your kingdom’s going south into incestuous reign
You're a danger to yourself, so neglected, defected
Cross my territory, you’re getting’ shipwrecked, kid
So while I stay Frozen, your throne will grow rotten
Time turned me Golden, it’ll turn you forgotten

Elsa:
The snow glows among the whitest of hues.
For a Queen to fight would be strictly taboo.
But when I'm through, you're gonna need a couple more tattoos!
'Cause I handcrafted the kingdom that killed you!
Sheathe your shaft and your ashy handles!
or I'll turn 'Fritz' into Frozen Fractals!
Return to your minute museum and leave my Palace
or I'll have to re-shatter your phallus!
I've been blessed with the power to freeze!
you've only been blessed to eternally sneeze!
I bet the Ice man once had rhymes much colder...
but then he took an arrow in the shoulder!
I’m not the good girl I used to know.
And you’re no hero, no skin, just bones.
To avoid a cliffhanger in Ötzal’s snow,
Accept your fate and let it go.

Ötzi vs Elsa

Siya Ke Ram Soundtracks
More: 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUsBoIILpaGtE3lNoKgfQEr5-zwW_R5Qf

Siya Ke Ram Soundtracks 33 - The Ravan Intro Theme

A nice short Creepypasta~

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrPKFCSXLs

La Nuit

Hello and welcome to the first ever Lyrical Warfare; a new series co-owned by Fel, Zack, Nath, F00Pz and TruthBrood. This battle pits GTA 5 star, Michael De Santa, against New Mexico's kingpin, Walter White, in a verbal bout to the death. Or in other words, a Lyrical Warfare!

@stofferex as Walter White
@justinb1998 as Michael De Santa
@lyrical-warfare1 as Jesse Pinkman 
@erboi as Trevor Phillips 

Walter White Vs Michael De Santa - Lyrical Warfare

Recorded this for cassette tape seems like almost 100 years ago. Had hair back then!  At the time I was singing in bars for a living - cover tunes - someone asked me to sing one of my new prayer songs and I freaked out till they said "No one's listening anyway!" My glamorous career singing in bars... Anyway I sang this song and the bar got quiet. I panicked when someone yelled after the song< "Who write that?" i quickly said, "Billy Joel!" and started another 'safer' song. True story. 

Heal Me

You all have been saying it and just a few days ago I got the email. A Pokémon GO Storytime and one that's pretty original! Happy playing kids.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92y_A_xXaH4

Read along! The story can be found here: https://m.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4sgm02/i_should_never_have_played_pokemon_go/ Poképasta

I Should Never Have Played Pokémon GO by memeus

Monsters & Mana - So Boring

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Heal Me

Michael John Poirier

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