04 Slappy ( 2020 nightmare album )

Play To Win

Play To Win (feat. Andrea Storm Kaden)

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of animations of a character simply moving forward… one a bit happier than the other; former meme icon Nyan Cat vs lost episode creepypasta Suicidemouse.avi. Enjoy!

garbageGothic as Cat
Commander Jacob as Mouse

- LYRICS -

Suicidemouse: 
Haha, well hi there! I'm sure the kids wanna see me snapping
But we have so much in common! I’m also… Really Happy
Want some space? You’ll have nowhere to scream to
How am I to speak to this little half-bit Miku?
Maybe I’m a bit grumpy, but this feline brat
Was a stupid meme making everyone past the age of 9Gag
Putting on a sombrero? Thinking that we’ll laugh at it?
Cringe is the one culture you appropriate on accident

Nyan Cat:
I'm just being derpy! but it came to a frickin’ halt
By a rat so revolting, he’s not even kept in the Disney Vault
Whatever Walt did, he lost it like Maltin
And fathered in all cringe lost episodes that’ve dropped since
Maybe it’s because no one’s given you the right design
That you’re always in a Funk, and not just on Friday Night
Lie down, gramps! I’mma grab the black and white chalk
And trip you when I lay this down like I’m paving the sidewalk
Kitty versus rodent? They cheer the very moment
I'm on screen and I'm shown with that pixel rainbow
Your story has no focus. There's no film left to roll with
I can end your psychosis. Want death? Just say so
I was made for charity, is that so bizarre?
No need to waffle around, we see how Tacky you are
You’re hand-drawn, but your ink game’s completely wack
But don't come step into my world, you’ll just re-Relapse!

Suicidemouse: 
Think you can shock me? Funnily,
You can’t go hard on someone who finds the concrete they’re walk on comforting
You can’t fill my shoes, let alone try a mile
And with a mind so vile, I have the wider smile?
I’ll be transparent, that’s what AVI just have to do
Seeing sights of hell wouldn't make your viewers come back for you 
I do this with my arms behind my back.
I'm real. Cut it out. Either way, everything in your sight’s turning black
Fuck a pastry, I’m actually closer
To sticking your head on a fork and shoving that in the toaster 
So stay on-guard. Your tiny paws might grab a glock, scarred
Then this sweet Pop-Tart might get his brain popped hard
And your missus? Your mind's missing if you think I won't be mean to her
Mortimer will mortify much more than a meteor
The spirit of her should've left you at the cliff
So the strawberry could splatter and "SpReAd ThE hApPiNeSs"
If being lol random’s your whole identity
When I put an X over your eyes, it won’t be next to 3
Plus, all that good will? Feeling like a friend to tweens?
Went straight to the void just cuz you had to make an NFT

Nyan Cat:
(... awkward)
I’m sure you think you hit a nerve that’s depressing
But I guess, at best, old cartoons are known for projecting
I’m throwing shade, you should deal with it and rest
If you think you can't be Slicker, that's exactly why Minnie left
Gun? Gas? Found a tree to hang on it? None of those ways stopped shit?
She really stripped your happiness, call that a rage comic
You’re not gonna leave a little dent on my bliss
Or kinda come close; Treasure Island
Think screaming loud gonna do a lot?
You’re just gonna wind up broken like your music box
You’re a Deadmau5 without knowing how spin shit 
Dirty, out-of-pocket; like your old syringes 
You’re intimidating? With the way you are
I induce more fear when I’m saying “rawr”
For a Disney short, your story’s such a slog, bro
So what I think you meant is real buffering is not known

Written, and Suicidemouse beat produced by Commander Jacob
Nyan Cat beat produced by Yusha
Suicidemouse originally played by Cri
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Feedback by The Spaceship

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Nyan Cat Vs Suicidemouse.avi | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Used both the instrumental in the credits and isolated vocals to make this mix.

Performed by Johnathan Freeman, Susanne Blakeslee, Pat Carol, Corey Burton, Rob Paulson, Tress MacNellie, and Jim Cummings.

It's Our House Now! (From Mickey’s House of Villains)

Tell Your Tale - Volumes 1 & 2

Work Work Work

Winter Wishday

I Just Can't Wait for Wishentine's Day

Fatal Ballet - FNAF Sister Location song by merrilee

It's finally here!

Frenzy as Captain Hero
Foxy Lee as Foxxy Love
Zack Maloney as Ling-Ling
Leannaire as Princess Clara
Dusk as Spanky Ham
WoodenHornets as Xandir P. Wifflebottom
itsannachloem as Toot Braunstein
regulardude45 as Wooldoor Sockbat
MaNCHA as Superman
ArcadianSonnetVA as Valerie Brown
Zander Peers as Pikachu
LillyLeaf as Ariel
Anthony Perry as Cuddles
Justin Buckner as Link
Leafy Dubs as Betty Boop
Stofferex as Spongebob Squarepants

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DRAWN TOGETHER
VERSUS
THE ORIGINALS
BEGIN!

Captain Hero:
Let’s get this party started! I’m gonna beat this Super fool
I could dominate these retards, even on the naughty stool
Foxxy Love:
You know I’m used to stomping many pussycats for fun
With these disses rolling right off of this black chick’s tongue
Ling-Ling:
Crean you up rike the dishes that STILL NEED TO BE DONE!
I’ll give you and children seizures, like an electric porygon
Princess Clara:
You poor unfortunate souls, you Ariel-las make me nauseous  
I didn’t remember ordering your rhymes with f***ing sausage!
Spanky Ham:
Ugh! I’d rather roleplay with these chumps, than rap you Happy Tree F*cks
Tell me guys, will these morons lose?
All:
Uh, duhhhhh!
Xandir P. Wifflebottom:
I’ll give you fools the reach-around, like one of Link’s boomerangs
because I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
Betty better prepare for how controversial I can be
Wait til’ you see this-
All:
NO!
Spanky Ham:
Don’t do it fatty!
Wooldoor Sockbat:
Lick my Sponge-knob and suck my Square-nuts bitch
If you wanna fight, then ALRIGHT! LET’S F***ING DO THIS!

Superman:
The whole planet called me to fight these Drawn Together dykes
Their existence is my kryptonite, so I will face them on the mic
Valerie Brown:
Rocking out this servant girl, gonna leave her decaying
So sad that people find girls singing about their taints more entertaining
Pikachu:
Pika pi! Electrocuting these Game Freaks with my might
These Heterosexual bootlegs will get shocked from these rhymes
Ariel: 
Let me diss this so called princess with tentacles, how sad
She wanted attention so bad, she became a stripper for her dad
Cuddles:
Better Flash your honesty of how you won’t win this fight
Spanking hams in their faces, until he goes back to his porn site
Link:
Between you and your girl, who’s the damsel in distress?
If you were it, I have to say, excuuuuse me princess
Betty Boop:
You’re really desperate to Boop-Oop-A-Stoop so low to Xandi 
Appreciating many things, but not being turned into a drama queen
Spongebob Squarepants:
*laughs* The idea of facing me in a rap is just poor
‘Cause we all know that I’m ready to shut the front Wooldoor!

Captain Hero:
Try to dodge these macho rhymes, you won’t be acquitted
Foxxy Love:
You must be Twilight Zoning if you think that you’ll be winning
Ling-Ling:
Say my name 3 times, and I’ll go berzerk on all of you
Princess Clara:
Take you back Under the Sea, since you really have issues
Spanky Ham:
Still think their rapping is cool? Their flow is just tasteless
Xandir:
‘Cause I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V. disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
If you mess with us, we’ll throw you down the stairs of M.C. Escher
All:
So go back to your own channels, we’ll just be Drawn Together
Wooldoor Sockbat:
BITCH!

Superman:
You got a fanbase that is as dead and rotten as your girlfriend
Valerie Brown:
Wanna battle me? You’ll have to face the Pussycats then
Pikachu:
Gonna Pika fight with chu, like your english, leave you broken
Ariel:
This is the Part of My World, I’ll take this racist down with my fin
Cuddles:
With all the gore in my show, it’s less disturbing than your movie is
Link:
You just act like drunken retards, while we actually entertain kids
Betty Boop:
You try to steal our fame, now this time, you better listen
All:
Call us the eraser bomb, ‘cause we’ll remove you from existence!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

It's Our House Now! (From Mickey’s House of Villains)

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