Luc Clouseau is the proud son of the French inspector Jacques Clouseau and his ex-wife Simone Clouseau. Having the same talent as his father for investigation, he is to police investigation what P.D.Q. Bach is to music, a total disaster. Stay tuned on Fetchflix TV during the next months and enjoy this new series called “The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso”.
NOTE ===> The short stories for each chapter are in the songs. Clic on each song in order to read those captivating stories.

The first apearance of Inspector Looso was on Fetchflix TV in the Rust & Bones series.
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“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. Ho and for those who did not get it, Fetchflix TV is also fictitious.”

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Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series
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Luc Clouseau is the proud son of the French inspector Jacques Clouseau. Having the same talent as his father for investigation, he is to police investigation what P.D.Q. Bach is to music, a total disaster. When young and since his first name is Luc, he identified himself as Luke Skywalker and he was wet dreaming about Princess Leia. Unfortunately for him, he learned in the third Star War episode that Luke and Leia were siblings. His space soldier career then ended abruptly and he decided to pursue a career in the police. At the beginning of his career he was shot in the butt and had to work in the office on a wheelchair for 12 months, which gave him the nick name of Ironside in reference to Chief Robert T. Ironside. 

Luc Clouseau was assigned to investigate about what happened at the Boneman Mansion. Hopefully he will do better than his father.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Ho by the way, Fetchflix is also fictitious ;o)

Fetchflix started a new TV show featuring the Inspector Looso called "The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso". Listen to it in the next link.

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Music & Production: Syrel
Photography, portrait of my old friend Luigi: Syrel

Musical note: Some melodic notes for the horns from Star War (1977) by John Williams were borrowed as well as for the trumpets from The Ironside (1967) by Quincy Jones and finally for the trombonnes the rythmic from Mission Impossible (1966) by Lalo Schifrin. Ho yes, by the way, P. D. Q. Bach is a fictional composer created by the American composer and musical satirist Peter Schickele

Rust & Bones

Inspector Looso's First Investigation

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Inspector Looso is in Morocco having a very bad day while trying to resolve a murder case. 
He was desperate while he thought the following:

“I need a drink
I really need a drink
A full glass of liquid courage would be just what I need. 
A shot of fluid inspiration that would help me resolve my case. 
I know, I promised. 
I promised my wife I would stop drinking.
I promised my daughter I would stop drinking.
I promised my son I would stop drinking.
I even promised my dog, for what it's worth, to stop drinking, but I need to drink.
I’m so thirsty like never before.
I need a drink whatever it is.
I am stuck with my father’s Citroën 2CV in the middle of the desert.
Out of water asking myself if I should drink my own pee, drink the cooling fluid from the car radiator or lick my own sweat. 
Damn, this stupid car is air cooled so there's no radiator or water in it.
I really need to drink.
There's this bottle of cheap whisky that was left in the trunk of the car.
If I drink that I will be drunk in the trunk by the end of the day.
Moreover, I promised to stop drinking.
How about flaming the whisky?
That would taste better than my pee or licking my sweat and remove most of the alcohol. ”

So did Inspector Luc Looso. He survived long enough to reach the next village and continue working on his murder case.

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Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Generated with DAL-E

Musical note:  Was I influenced by George Gershwin in a Philip Glass minimalist way? Maybe the 1960-70 British composers? You may know better than I do.

The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso

I Need A Drink

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Luc Clouseau is the proud son of the French inspector Jacques Clouseau and his ex-wife Simone Clouseau. Having the same talent as his father for investigation, he is to police investigation what P.D.Q. Bach is to music, a total disaster. Stay tuned on Fetchflix TV during the next months and enjoy this new series called “The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso”.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. Ho and for those who did not get it, Fetchflix TV is also fictitious.”

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Portrait generated with Meta AI

Musical note: You may recall the theme I used in the Rust & Bones Inspector Looso track. However, this time I tried to use the humor and derision of John Williams and added the sarcastic tone of the American composer and musical satirist Peter Schickele who created the fictional composer P.D.Q. Bach as well as the Gerhard Hoffnung humoristic music.

The Wacky Adventures Of Inspector Looso  - Main Theme

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Mr.Peter Pencil, which is well known for his blue suit and lizard pin, vanished during a business trip somewhere in Italy. His mistress Penny Pen was desperate and called the police to investigate. Young Inspector Looso was assigned to this case by his boss hoping this investigation would sharpen his skills. Looso took charge of this case as if he was one of the Raiders of the lost Pencil. Will young Inspector Looso be able to find Mr.Pencil. Let’s hope Mr.Pencil was not violently erased from the surface of the earth?

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music: Syrel
Photography: Syrel (Mr. Pencil as found in the Castello di San Giorgio in Mantova, Italy)
Sculpture: L’Artista invisibile. Lucio and Peppe Perone
 
Musical Notes: Should I be embarrassed that I borrowed to so many composers. Nope. But you may recognize Lorne, Hans, John, Sergey, Pyotr, Maurice and many others. I had so much fun making this pastiche ;o)

Finding Mr.Pencil

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Mr. Wong is this famous Chinese virtuoso pianist that was invited at the Gaveau Hall in Paris to play Syrel’s 69th piano concerto in A-flat Minor Opus 666, also called “The Brain Miner” Concerto. The Brain Miner, Piano Concerto 13th movement falls in a crack of the piano repertoire and has a bad reputation among the pianist community. Indeed, it is considered unplayable by the Young Composers and most pianists that try to play it. Not because it is difficult, even though it requires large hands, but because of some special evil and dissonant chords that makes the pianist fall into a depression when reading the score. Usually after reading this score a pianist would start to enjoy Salieri’s music or even worst reading over and over John Cage 4’33” score believing he would learn something from it (Yes! this brutally silent masterpiece is called 4’33”). Just after the concert Mr.Wong was supposed to meet his future and lovely bride, Som Ting, at the Basilica of Sacré-Cœur de Montmartre for his wedding but he never showed up. Young Inspector Looso was assigned the investigation by his boss hoping that this time he would not fuck up. Som Ting Wong is waiting for Inspector Looso at the “Le Con” Restaurant near the Basilica. Will young Inspector Looso be there to meet Som Ting and will he be able to find Mr. Wong. Let’s hope Mr. Wong will not be found with A-Sharp knife stabbed in the chest? 

Music: Syrel
Photography: Syrel, Paris 2016

For your Health & Safety the score was not made available for reading. Your call is important to us but we prefer that you listen to the music instead of looking and copying my score. LOL

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Musical Notes: The chord progression is partially based on the “Étude de sonorités #2” by the great Canadian composer François Morel and you young pianist/composers should try to play that at more than 104 bpm before saying it’s unplayable because there are many pianist who can.

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Finding Mr. Wong

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Leïla Pignon, the dazzling daughter of François Pignon and Marlène Sasseur, is a star auditor at the Ministry of Revenue, just unlike her old man, François. Now, here's where it gets juicy. Inspector Luc Looso bumped into the enchanting Leïla in a stable near the quaint village of Brouage, France. Luc, always the sneaky fox, was pretending to investigate the "mysterious disappearance" of a horse that, surprise surprise, had never actually vanished. Meanwhile, Leïla was there to dig into the finances of the stable's owner.

In a move straight out of a rom-com, Luc invited Leïla to gallop with the most stunning stallion in the stable. His plan? To seduce her and, more importantly, create one heck of a diversion. As they trotted through the countryside, Cupid went full throttle. Sparks flew, hearts raced, and it was love at first sight.

But plot twist! Looso was one of the very owners of the stable and had conveniently "forgotten" to declare his horse rental income to the Ministry of Revenue. Uh-oh. Here's hoping he can pull a rabbit out of his hat to wiggle out of this one!

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music: Syrel
Photography: Syrel, France 2018
 
Musical Notes: This music illustrates the moment when Luc and Leïla ride stallions together and lovingly in the Brouage countryside in France. It is inspired by the music of Emmanuel Chabrier and David Arnold in Casino Royale James Bond movies.

Luc and Leïla Love Theme

The Crooked House

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Located in the Crooked House in Canterbury, the Old King’s School Shop was known to have the most complete hand written collection of Agatha Christie’s Novels. Inspector Looso, after failing badly the last investigations decided to purchase and read the entire Hercule Poirot series hopping he would acquire some investigation knowledge. Goofy as he is, whilst a man whose brain held about as much deduction power as a soggy teabag, he took a train ticket from London to Cadbury in Exeter, UK instead of Canterbury, Kent, UK and ended up facing milk chocolate instead of detective novels. Next stop: Diabetesville. Looso, with the self-control of a toddler in a candy store, devoured enough Dairy Milk to feed a small Swiss village. Finally, after a stomach-churning train ride to Canterbury and recovering from his chocolate coma (and a minor bout of caramel-induced nausea), Looso reached the "Crooked House" – only to discover, with the impeccable timing of a clown car pileup, that the library was closed. Tough luck indeed. He went back to France on the train through The Chunnel reading “Murder on the Orient Express” that he bought at the St Pancras International Train Station in London for few pounds. One can only hope Poirot's mustache twitched in amusement from beyond the grave, knowing his wisdom was going to a mind that thought Cadbury was a literary destination. But hey, at least Inspector Looso learned a valuable lesson: sometimes, the only mystery you can solve is the location of the nearest restroom after a chocolate binge.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music: Syrel
Photography: Syrel, Canterbury 2011
 
Musical Notes: This is an attempt to reproduce the comedy style of a Broadway comedy musical. Maybe a bit like “Cabaret” by John Harold Kander. What do you think?

The Crooked House

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The Phantom is a white collar criminal that Inspector Looso has been following for weeks across the country to find his link with other financial criminals. Even though Inspector Looso installed a twin turbo on his engine, his 1969 Citroen 2CV is no more than a wreck with four donkeys running on cheap scotch under the hood. This morning the Phantom is driving his sumptuous 1939 Lancia Astura specially designed by Pininfarina to go see his partner in crime Maximilian Moneybags. Looso is flooring the accelerator in order to keep up with the Lancia Astura in the twisty roads. However, the road holding of the 2CV is as good as a sandal on a banana peel and thus Looso ends his chase in the ditch with the wheels up and the morale down. What are The Phantom and Mr. Moneybags up to anyway?  For sure, Inspector Looso’s boss will not be happy after this new goof.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music: Syrel
Photography: Syrel, 1939 Lancia Astura shot at the Museo Automovilístico de Málaga 2024
 
Musical Notes: In scientific research & development borrowing from one author is called plagiarism but borrowing from a dozen is called research LOL. You may recognize at some places The Planets, (Mercury) by Gustav Holst, The Love for 3 Oranges and Lieutenant Kijé by Sergey Prokofiev, Raiders of the Lost Ark by John Williams and probably many others that I do not remember. In DAW we trust.

The Phantom Pursuit

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Inspector Looso got the precious information that the Phantom would be attending a party at Mrs. Diamond Palace, which would allow him to meet all the Phantom crime partners. Moreover, unexpectedly he was able to get a VIP invitation card. The highlight of the party would be the fashion show presenting garments from the two Chinese designers Lü Yan and Lan Yu. Unfortunately for Inspector Looso, the Phantom wickedly altered Looso’s invitation by changing the dress code from “Formal Wear” to “Provocative Rubber Fetish wear”. Armed with all his courage and a black Rubber Fetish wear from The Rubber Factory in Berlin as well as a full set of BDSM accessory such as Hood, Ball Gag, Plug, etc. he presented himself to the party dressed as ridiculously as he could look. The clash from his kinky cat suit in this world of gowns and tuxedos prorogued a commotion and angry looks. Pictures were made of the “Faux Pas”, which ended spreading like a virus on the Social Medias and Fakebook as an outrage to the classy world of fashion. Should Inspector Looso’s boss hear about this would he be in deep S word and be removed from the case? For sure, the Phantom found a way to get Looso out of his trail for a while.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music: Syrel
Photography: Syrel, 
Portrait of Mrs. Diamond Málaga 2024, 
Palace: Juliusz Słowacki Theatre Krakow 2016
 
Musical Notes: I may have borrow some orchestral tricks from Sergey Prokofiev and Paul Dukas but hey, John Williams used as well the entire catalog from Richard Wagner, Gustav Holst, Erich Wolfgang Korngold, Max Steiner, Antonín Dvořák, and look at his net worth now.

Faux Pas at Mrs. Diamond’s Palace

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During the fashion show at Mrs. Diamond's Palace, the sex mate of Mrs. Diamond - the well-known nymphomaniac Baroness Desirée Organa - was in the audience and was wearing a very sexy and spiky dress designed by the famous designer Eva Soto. But when she saw Inspector Looso in his ridiculous latex outfit she was sexually turned ON and all her spikes went hard. All she had in mind was to bring Looso in the sadomasochist lair in the basement of the palace and have fun with him. A chase in the palace went ON for a while until Looso had the idea to submit to the Baroness and see if he could profit of the situation. Surprisingly, Looso played his role to the perfection and spent the night with the Baroness in order to eventually get her confidences. The sexual encounter with the Baroness was a total success since during each one of her orgasm she spontaneously disclosed information about the Phantom and Mr. Moneybags - two white collars criminal that Looso was chasing for months. Taking profit of one of the Baroness many climaxes Looso escaped the sadomasochist lair to drive away with his Citroen 2CV. Looso thought that finally the outcome of his dress code goof was not that bad since Looso would be able to bring some results to his boss. However, it is only the day after when he reported to his boss the new information that he found that he was fooled by the Baroness. Will that be the end of Looso inspector career?

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music: Syrel
Photography: Syrel, Eva Soto Dress shot at Museo Automovilístico de Málaga 2024
 
Musical Notes: This time I borrowed the orchestral texture and rhythmic from Sergey Prokofiev and Camille Saint-Saens and many others but I just can’t remember who as it comes from my long term memory. Something sure you will recognize a B minor version of Serge Ginsbourg song, « Je Taime - Moi Non Plus » during the sensual moment between Looso and Baroness Desirée Organa.

A night with Baroness Desirée Organa

Chased by Mr. Peebody

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After escaping from Baroness Desire Organa sadomasochist lair while she was delivering a weird speech, Inspector Looso spent a week trying to understand what seemed to be at first glance a load of pornophonic gibberish words. Thinking that his brain had the power of the Enigma encrypting machine his understanding was that Baroness Desiré Organa provided him the route to the Phantom’s Holy Grail. Since his Citroën 2CV engine was dead, he decided to take his father’s Helicron car build in 1932. However, The Phantom hired the famous private investigator Mr. Peebody to ensure that Looso would not be after him anymore. According to the decryption of the Baroness speech the route should start at Anus in the commune of Fouronnes. Then he had to go to Sainte-Reine in France at the intersection of La Chatte and Le Fion. Then to Montcuq in the commune of Montcuq-en-Quercy-Blanc. Then to Monteton in the department of Lot-et-Garonne to finally arrive at Saint-Jean-Pied-de-Porc close to the Spanish border. However, Mr. Peebody’s goal was to throw Looso out of the road in the twisty roads between Monteton and Saint-Jean-Pied-de-Porc. Looso resists Mr. Peebody’s assaults and went full throttle thinking that his father’s Helicron was a flying car. He indeed went air born for a while after leaving the road in a curve but ended his flight in a pond as ungracefully as Orville Wright crashing the Flyer in 1908. Will Looso survive to this wacky adventure?

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. However, The route in France described above is true and can be done using Google Map.”

Music: Syrel
Photography: Syrel, 1932 Helicron shot at the Museo Automovilístico de Málaga 2024

 
Musical Notes: I mostly borrowed the orchestral texture and rhythmic from Prokofiev again but probably others. Let me know who.


Chased by Mr Peebody

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Inspector Looso just had a so called lateral promotion. This is the politically correct way used by the Human Resources to bump someone out of his chair. In fact he was demoted down the food chain since he goofed so many times and missed finding the criminals he was supposedly chasing. Luc Looso is now Traffic Agent in Paris at the corner of Rue des Deux Boules and Rue Bertin Poirée where he should be of no harm for anybody but guess what. He fucked-up again. 

The End

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. The corner of Rue des Deux Boules and Rue Bertin Poirée do exist and you can see it on Google Street. Perfect spot for Looso.

Music by: Syrel

 
Musical Notes: You may recognize the inspiration from An American in Paris by George Gershwin, the Candide overture by Leonard Bernstein, a bit of The Pink Panther soundtrack by Henry Mancini as well as many other great composers when they writes funny music such as Tchaikovsky in the Nuts Crackers and Sergey Prokofiev  in Peter and the Wolf.

Traffic Agent Looso

SYREL : C’est un algorithme de fiabilité symbolique basé sur la méthode des Cutset utilisées en ingénierie.

Mais sérieusement, Sy...rel était photographe publicitaire à Montréal dans une vie antérieure avant d'être ingénieur et maintenant compositeur et producteur de musique orchestrale, de bande sonore, de jazz et d'électro tout en profitant de sa retraite. 

SYREL: A Symbolic Reliability Algorithm Based on Path and Cutset Methods used in engineering.

But really, Sy...rel was an advertising photographer in a previous life before being an engineer and is now an orchestral, soundtrack, jazz and electro music composer and producer while enjoying retirement. 

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