Kontraband Kollektifs year 2021's slightly-fucked-up-christmas-song is an arrangement of the song Toyland written by Victor Herbert.

Only for your slightly-fucked-up-christmas-playlist!

Toyland

Plastic Clown Food

I Am Ceramic Sam

A spoken word choral piece inspired by a Bollywood dance choreography, composed for MABELLEarts Invisible Summer Festival 2014.
Music by Andrea Kuzmich. Lyrics by Lorraine DeGasperis. Performed by Element Choir, led by Christine Duncan. Recorded and engineered by Jean Martin. Recorded at the Farm 2014. Big thanks to Juliet Palmer!

Watermelon Smash

アオキ サトル 『 qasacoso 02 』 プリペアド・ベース
Aoki satoru - qasacoso 02 : prepared bass - Tokyo, Japan - December 31, 2016 [ TOD 57 ]  [ TODA 3 ]

コミックマーケット91 （3日目 西 る-12b ）で頒布したアルバム『qasacos C91』からの１曲です。

【追記】Spotify, Apple Music 等での 配信も 始まりました。（2018.06.01）

Here is the link to stream the album
https://tr.ee/iz-Y_PDgQI

qasacoso C91

Apple Music

[C91] qasacoso 02

White Pine

In a luxury condo
In downtown Toronto
The concierge narrows his eyes
You don’t care what he thinks
So you give him a wink
He coughs but he lets you inside

The holy curator
The divine masturbator
Is a holder of several degrees
In leisure and tourism
Pleasure and voyeurism
And what people do when they’re empty

See this prophet on fire
Arrows of desire
The shaft sticking out of his heart
You’re a silly old fool
If you think he looks cool
Or you think that it’s good for your art

St. Augustine’s mother
Giving him bother
Wringing his soul to confession
The bad restoration
The poor compensation
For working the oldest profession

This is erotic misery, o…
It’s the worst type of misery and I should know

Here’s Mariana
Struck with erotomania
She waits for a rap at the door
She went deranged
In her moated grange
Now no-one can come any more 

The Jewish-Canadian
Dead ladies’ man
Says your hard-on will drive you insane
The greasy Athenian
A stupid comedian
Has let the thing high-jack his brain 

This is magical mystery. So?
It’s a right fucking misery, and I should know

Here’s Robert Johnson 
Alone in his kitchen
Really, that guy is the worst
It’s not very fun 
When the man with the gun
Tries to convert you to Christ

A man begs a woman
Please, when I’m coming
Tell me this is what death will be like
She says don’t take the piss
It will be more like this…
And she leaves him alone in the dark

This is erotic misery, O
You keep fucking your misery everywhere you go

Pierrot Lunaire
Nobody cares
The moon takes her pleasure alone
If you’re living in sin
Or you live in a bin
It’s still fun to wallow at home

The security guard
With his torch glowing hard
Is pointing out all the mistakes
With your tinder replies
And your kinder surprise
Just give it a tap and it breaks

Now all that you know
Is all in the show
And this is where all of it ends
If you’re getting it wrong
Just keep banging along
And sooner or later we'll be friends

You’ve seen enough miseries
For a BBC miniseries
On love and perpetual sorrow
So you leave the museum
Singing a te deum
For all nature’s necessary horror

The Museum of Erotic Misery

(w/ Igor Crackle)

I long to be your liverman, your one and only liver
I apply to write you liversongs of red and brownish colour

I wish to be your liverman, forever live inside of you
Filter out the poisoned things and sing of star-crossed livers

Lay me beneath all your layers in the lair of your abdomen
I'm having fun
In your abdomen
Depravity 
In your cavity
Your liverman

I want to be your liverman, and if I become unpleasant
Then take me out with surgery and feed me to your kitten.

Liverman

Based on the appearance of multiple "ghost ships", stranded on the Japanese coast in 2016.

Belinda Corpuz
Laura Swankey
Lieke van der Voort

Recorded at Walter Hall, Toronto, 22/03/2018

Water on the Bottom of the Ocean (live at Walter Hall)

This documentary looks at a woman who suddenly found herself part of an unenviable group of adult children...who are Left Behind.

"LEFT BEHIND" - CBC Radio Documentary - THE CURRENT

Arrangement of the classic Christmas song Oh Denneboom by Melchior Franck. 

What we admire, we cannot leave be. 
What we love, we want to own.

Oh Denneboom

Audio home of Lieke van der Voort and Kontraband Kollektif

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Water on the Bottom of the Ocean (live at Walter Hall)

Kontraband Kollektif / Lieke van der Voort

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