my favs

featuring Marquis, (aka Sneekie SanSalvador)  :)
https://soundcloud.com/couch-king-presents

butter side down

Beat by. Mennace.Beats
- https://soundcloud.com/user-357848478

Prod by. Sochi Shams

RightNow

It reminds me of life before livin' - It's my truth but take away givin'
It's my hope for the dead not the livin' HO,HO,HO, HOpium

Like a firefly burning out in the night

HOpium - Like a man with his hand out
HOpium - Like a screamer that can't shout
HOpium - A dollar sign in a penny jar
HOpium - A rock that can't be thrown far

Like a light bulb burning out under the bleachers
Like a funky hand of god and just a bevy of preachers
Like a soul suckin' mutt but it's devoid of all features
HO, HO, HO, HOpium

Kind of like COpium it gives you a reason
Like swimmin' in the summer sun when you're really freezin'
Take another snort and you'll be sure to be sneezin'
HO.HO,HO, HOpium

HOpium

Band Interests
Sandwiches, snacks, laziness, Forever 21, cereal, Aqua Net, sparkles, glitter, shiny stuff, guns, naked chicks holding guns, naked chicks with fake moustaches holding guns, eye patches, erotica, hot gay directors, stalking boys, boys liking us, yelling obscenities, running red lights, sailors, sweating, robbing banks, naked pillow fights, soft-core porn, hard-core porn, puppies, making out, stilettos, tube socks, switchblade knifes, pocket knives, steak knives, plastic knives, beer, body shots, asses, dope, contraception, milkshakes, sushi, bones, skulls, kung fu, tennis, wall ball, balls, power tools, cowboy hats, booze, whores, boobs, new panties, hair dye, wet t-shirt contests, monkeys, going commando, fish nets, fishing, fake eyelashes, J. Lo, scams, dice, stealing, petty crimes, smuggling, keystering dope, killing people, high fives, low fives, hang-loose, the shocker, gang signs, sunglasses, K-Y, vibrators, strap-ons, tampons, douches, training bras, dive bars, Joey bars, gay bars, masturbating, kitty cats, group sex, key swapping parties, swamps, Mr. Dirty Sanchez, The Good Reverend Hot Plate, Texas, Big hair, Jersey, Corn Dogs, Trailer Parks, Beer cozies, whipped cream, doing it with virgins, corruption, fistfights, champagne out of the bottle, trashing hotel rooms, fisting, lesbians, straight people, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, fast cars, I Saw U’s, road rage, elevator music, stealing cars, pregnancy tests, shot-gun weddings, cross-dressing, working out, yoga, stuffing our bras, turkey and stuffing, tater tots, Jack Daniels, Ass Well Gin, Moonshine, cowboy boots, cow bells, monster truck rallies, demolition derbies, massages, hand-jobs, blow jobs, mohawks, fauxhawks, modowns, pony tails, pigtails, flipflops, Clackamas Claw, BBQs, drumsticks, meat, guitars, wailing guitar solos, The Crue, thumb wrestling, ping-pong, meth, drive-bys, tattoos, street cred, tripping people, SARS, practical jokes, wedgies, wet willies, swirlies, hickies, noogies, heckling, spitting, bubble-gum, quarters, strip poker, stripping, dirty dancing, Patrick Swayze, Kevin Fucking Bacon, Bacon, pigs in a blanket, cheese, headgear, retainers, savings accounts, bling, bitches & hos, chopsticks, chapstick, math, sign language, ancient Egypt, the SATs, multiple choice, .. 2 pencils, sniffing Sharpies, eating paste, sniffing glue, huffing stuff, MAC makeup, mac computers, daddy macks, playas, playa hatas, vitamin water, emergen-c, Tylenol PM, vicodin cocktails, black tar heroin, opium, stolen opium pipes from my dad, freebasing, knifehits of coke and pixie sticks, Kool-aid, Band-Aids, cell phones, baby-daddy, text messaging, flirting.

My Tits

Well I talked to the big record company and they said everything about this album is way too illegal to publish. Here are some adventures of the Skurb Boys Music Association from 2020. 

From smoke comes ash, and from ash, hash. Now take that hash and smoke it if you please.

Written and performed by members of skurbboys.com

Produced by Dr. Splat

Thank you Skurb family

Dr. Splat- vocals, bong rips, garageband
Tornado Sandman- guitar, vocals, bong rips on tracks 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 12
Edward Scissorhands- guitar and vocals on tracks 7, 12, 13
Bongwater Adams- guitar and vocals on track 5, ketamine on track 12
The Infant- goo goo, ga ga, vocals on tracks 10 and 12
Don Gob- jazz scat on track 8, outro vocals on track 4
T-bagg- vocals on tracks 12 and 14
Burger Queer- vocals on track 9
Jodi Mattiaccy- cig bummer on track 10
Carolyn 'The percolator' Cornsalad- outro vocals on track 4
Fake Paul- keys on track 6
and Brad- oohs on track 12

Blaze up, Merry Skurbmas!

Official Statement from EA Music Records:

The forthcoming album titled "Skurb Station 3000" by a relatively new group calling themselves Skurbboys.com should not meet the ears of any individual with the hopes of a pleasant afterlife in the kingdom of God. Within one second of the album's start, Satan himself takes note of the listeners name, age, location, bank account, and social security number, effectively henceforth claiming their souls for eternity. If you wish to be welcomed at the pearly gates, EA Music Division Inc. urges listeners to avoid this dank, vile, wretched, cannabis-infused mockery of humanity's aural senses at all costs. Skurbboys.com initially came to us with this album, stating it was "borne of the pandemic, and shall be enjoyed by the masses to lift their spirits after going months without any weed due to their dealer getting caught within the first week of lockdown." A nice sentiment to be sure, however, experts are now reporting that listening to "Skurb Station 3000" or any other Skurbboys.com project may actually increase the severity of COVID-19 symptoms. If you must subject yourself to the auditory horrors provided by this album for whatever sadistic reason you may come up with, and you are comfortable with spending the afterlife in Hell doing Satan's bidding, please be sure to think of others: wear a mask, and stay six feet apart at all times.