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Not Flingsmash, Giester, or Burnout Crash. 
Not Mario Party 7 or Ultra Smash.
Either Clubhouse Games or Wii Fit Plus,
No Family Feud on SNE-us.

The games I play whether good or bad,
Have tropes in common
My favorite game has! (I had no idea what he was saying in this part)
They may be rushed, plain or flood,
But an RPG, oh thank god.

Are my tastes just bad?
Am I one to blame?
Or is it RPGs that are DUMB, AND LAME!

Why don't you play them?
They just take so damn long to complete.

Why don't you play them?
Sixty hours just to rinse and repeat!

But you can play more years just to beat that monster!
Why waste all this time on just one game!

Why don't you play them?
I just don't like them, I just want to play stupid Nintendo games!
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THAT AREN'T THIS STUPID!

Why don't I like them? Okay!

Turn-based battles and too much text!
I'd rather be out not having sex!
Menu cluttered with useless stats!
And enemy counters can kiss my ass!

No game played 'till hours in!
Combat ready,
How did I win...?

Same thing happens all over again!
Then the fun part comes up, when?

I miss one thing, and now im lost.
Those mountains of text really meant a lot?!
The shop with items, I can't afford!
So grind for money, you won't be bored!

Im tired, im scared, im not having fun.
There's no other way this can't be spun! (?)
What do I do! What do I check?!
It's an RPG, what did I expect.

*Sick jazz solo*

Why don't you play them?
(Incomprehensible speaking)

Scott The Woz: Why Don't You Play Them?

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Scott The Woz: Why Don't You Play Them?

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