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Santa Almost Got A DUI
Rick Amburgey/Joe Bigalke

Verse 1:
My cousin Kevin told me one night when he was drunk
About the time he spiked the holiday punch
It just happened that ole Santa was makin his rounds
Hittin' every single Christmas party in town
Kevin says that he didn't know until it was too late
To stop St. Nick from drinkin' the Kool-Aid
Nobody gave a warning to the Man In Red
But they all belly laughed as soon as he left

Chorus:
But I guess it musta been a sight to be seen
With Santa stumblin' round all them chimneys
I heard the FAA had to ground all the planes
Cause they wanted everybody to be safe
Must have been a wild and crazy night
When Santa Almost Got A DUI

Verse 2:
Kevin just laughed and said no one was hurt
Except for a few chimneys and a couple of birds
Santa probably never knew he did anything wrong
We're all just happy he safely made it home

Chorus:
But I guess it musta been a sight to be seen
With Santa stumblin' round all them chimneys
I heard the FAA had to ground all the planes
Cause they wanted everybody to be safe
Must have been a wild and crazy night
When Santa Almost Got A DUI

Bridge:
I can't imagine what the kids would have thought
If they had seen drunk Santa on Tik Tok

Chorus:
But I guess it musta been a sight to be seen
With Santa stumblin' round all them chimneys
I heard the FAA had to ground all the planes
Cause they wanted everybody to be safe
Must have been a wild and crazy night
When Santa Almost Got A DUI

Santa Almost Got A DUI

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