Pauline & Dookie are the side project of the world renound, internationally acclaimed mustard tears. Pauline & Dookie were formed after two of the members got sick of following the straight forward pop rhythms that seems to define Mustard Tears. This side project was not formed without dispute from the other members of the Mustard Crew. As it turns out, two of the members have proclaimed their love for one another and fled to an international heaven in the forms of a bizarre cult. Rumors have been circulating in the gossip mags of today that the cult meets every Sunday, gets heavily intoxicated, and has a strange fetish for covering the common mallard duck (Anas platyrhynchos) in marmalade, then bathing in them. This behaivour has been highly shunned and rihdiculed by the Anthropological Society, yet the pope has stated that he "...kinda likes it..." Pauline & Dookie (rightly named after a psychotic neighbour and her senile dog that has a tendency to urinate on everything, including itself) are comprised mainly of Aaron, Cameron, Michael and Andrew but utilise and manipulate some of their friends that can actually play instruments to appear on some of the tracks. All Tracks are recorded at studio la edirol, which means in a loungeroom with a little set up. Non of the songs on here are finalised and we are looking for a singer, guitar player, bass player, drummer.....essentially a band. Feel free to leave constructive or non constructive critisism on the songs, all

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