featuring Six Cylinder Smith III !!!

“What I love about playing music (is) because I did my own singing and do my own thing, didn't have to worry about nobody crossin' me.”

If you wanna go to Heaven around the great white throne, you'd better tend to your business and leave mine alone - Golden Gate Quartet, Every Time That I Feel The Spirit

Well well well
Wella Wella Wella
Yez Yezz Yezzahhh
This heeya the natch'l blues, ya'll , know whutt I'se sayin's
Let's get low-down and gut-bucket one tome for the one tome
One time for the one-time-a !!!
ONE TIME !

Ah whiskey oh whiskey, why do you treat me so? If I ever get sober one more time, ain't gonna get drunk no more - Josh White, Pigmeat and Whiskey Blues

I ain't lyin' ! Tell the trooth snaggletooth
Tell that truth
But
tells it wells

THIS WEEK'S HIT!

That was a good job too, all I had to do when a lady came in to try on a pair of shoes was just to lace up her laces. But the boss fired me there, said I got above my job - Chris Bouchillon, Born In Hard Luck

J-BOOGIE, THE DANDY WONDER SANGSTER

Souped up, swamp-stomp time, Y'all!

Written, Story-Boarded, and Created by The Jelly Lord, Sir J-Boogie The Great !!!
Produced by H-Bomb Ferguson III
Co-Produced by Willie"The Lion" Smith III
Engineered by Spark Plug Smith III
Co-Engineered by El Kabong III
Mixed by Mighty Joe Young III
Re-Mixed by Cobra Joe III, The Jelly Roll King

Tin Pan Alley, baby, must be your home, when it ain't nothin' down there, honey, but blood and bones - Curtis Jones, Tin Pan Alley

My gal, my gal, what makes your head so hard? Like a two by four, in some lumber yard

Oh, hell is deep, and hell is wide,
Ain't got no bottom, ain't got no side.

Papa Muddy Waters invented electricity!!

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. ~David Levien and Brian Koppelman, Rounders

There's one thing about this woman that I don't understand. Always go to bed with a icepick in her hand.

I'm long and tall, like a cannonball

CURES ALL ACHES AND PAINS !

Then add the wedding bells
One house where lovers dwell
Three little kids for flavor
Stir carefully through the days
See how the flavor stays
These are the dreams you will savor

I don't want no woman that wears a number 9. I wake up in the morning, I can't tell her shoe from mine

NOTHIN' BUT RECORDED DYNAMITE !!!

GOOFER WHATEVAH AILS YUH !!!

Hello heaven, daddy wants to use your telephone... So you can call good daddy anytime when he's gone - Papa Harvey Hull & Long Cleve Reed, France Blues

GET IT, HEAR IT, IT'S THE HIT OF THE DAY !!!

Your enemy cannot harm you, but watch your close friend - Rev. Edward W. Clayborn

The hottest swing and boogie-woogie music in town !!!

She said 'daddy, is that my train?' I say 'I ain't keepin up with the train time, I'm tryin to make a few dimes - Bukka White, Special Streamline

Don't die 'til you're dead.--Mississippi John Hurt

Don't look back - something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

This is the soundtrack to any sporting event/any fight that involves a ring and-or a belt/drivin' down the road late at night/mowin' the lawn/any backwoods revival/campfire sing-a-longs/and makin' sweet lub down by the fire fo' sho' !!!

I'd jump 'em from other writers, but I'd 'range 'em up my way - Willie McTell, intro to Beedle Um Bum, Last Sessions

THIS WEEK'S HIT!

You know, old folks say, it's a long lane don't have no end and a bad wind don't never change. But one day, back when Hoover was president, I was driving my cart down Beale Street, and I seen a rat, sitting on top of a garbage can, eating a onion, crying - Furry Lewis, quoted in Stanley Booth's Rhythm Oil

It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that - Fats Waller

CURES ALL ACHES AND PAINS !!!

Somebody shoot me while I'm happy - Fats Waller, on a good night

Stop Breakin' Down Blues

No details. Said to be from Illinois. Proficient-esque on guitar, acoustical kazoo, and Mississippi saxophone. Present whereabouts unknown. Alleged step/half cousin in-law of Boogie Bill Webb.

Thug Pop Rock Neo Nu Garage Lo-Fi Sludge Doom Drone Blues

“What I love about playing music (is) because I did my own singing and do my own thing, didn't have to worry about nobody crossin' me.”