stuff I either mixed, recorded, wrote, etc. for (bandana nz made the thumbnail art btw :> )

○ My Resume【Old to New!】

Kilroy: Clarence The Duck
This Man: Box_Soldier22
Written by: Clarence The Duck and Box_Soldier22
Beat by Epistra
video coming soon to rap battle day
This is my first battle and I am very proud of it. Thank you to everyone who helped me make my first rap battle. Seya on the flip side.

Kilroy Vs This Man (Clarence The Ducks Rap Corner)

Video coming out soon
This took awile so hope you like it
Witten by: Clarence The Duck, Box_soldier22
Mixed by Light https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40... 
Pingu Va: Clarence The Duck
your here you silly ding dong
The Penguin Va: Box_Soldier22
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEM... 
Thumbnail by: BDGR
description copy and pasted from YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eza4y3jI0o&ab_channel=ClarenceTheDuck  

seya later.

The Penguin Vs Pingu

Joosh as GameCube
Belle Beniko as Rubik’s Cube
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by GnomeYT 
Mixing by Box_Soldier22

GameCube:

Challenge in a rap, and I will square off with a lame shape! (Ay)
It seems I’m repping yet another Melee. (Ay)
But GameCube maims in a brawl,
And I’ll break you apart, like the way you get solved! (Whoo!)
Sweeping with the flow as if it’s Sunshine’s goop, this
block game falls, breaks like Jenga, in Ru-bits!
Used to losing to us computer games, it’s pathetic, when this
Multi-coloured puzzle couldn’t even stack to Tetris!
One simple test can’t compare to all my games!
Are you nervous to fight me? You got a full white face!
I’m in my Prime, you have dying relevance, dude.
Now not even pretzel makers want to twist you.

Rubik’s Cube:

Run the numbers in your code, I’ve nearly infinite possibilities!
You can’t even spin discs for the Chibi-Robo series.
You’re not Free to Melee, fans aren’t happy when their damn flame’s cancelled.
All the controversy proved that you aren’t fly, that ain’t Falco!
You were a tool for clowned experiments (click)
Which simply is to be thrown out in the trash. (clack)
Shadow Mario can’t make your raps slick (click)
You try to take steps, but then slip on your ass. (clack)
You’re backwards and taking the L when I spit (click)
Running a track, call it a Double Dash. (clack)
But I give Zero Fs about your graphics (click)
Rendered unused, like your LAN. E Gadds! (clack)

GameCube:

Can’t bring your amusement back in all of these new structures,
The real snake is your creator stealing ideas and work from others!
Nobody’s hungry/Hungary for you anymore,
Not been to a party, I’m ruling with four!
Constantly used to be disassembled,
But you couldn’t make one diss assemble?

Rubik’s Cube:

Think you can party, you’re dead wrong.
You couldn’t get shots with Shadow the Edgehog!
Trying to pound me like ground with the bongos?
Your music monkeys around more than Kong, bro.
3 by 3, I’m mean, rhyme heat, hype schemes, unlike your asshole crew.
Packing a handle, I’m still the single one who carries you.

GameCube VS Rubik’s Cube | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles: Bonus

I am the Trakked Man.
Freshy Kanal as The Russian Sleep Experiment
RNG and Quizzique as The Hat Man
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Written by Trakked
Additional help by nEon, Zagranis
Mixed and engineered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
The Hat Man:
I am the hat man, and I dispense fear
I know you’re wondering now, “how did I get here?”
Well listen chap, this dapper rapper has a thing to say
Prepare to watch as your vision’s tainted, I bring decay
I am a con man, donning a hat and robe
You’re far gone, man, you’ve already shat your clothes
You’re dependent on some toxic gas to stay calm
And you’re looking like you went through twenty bombs with napalm
Trapped in a cell for fifteen days, tried to keep awake
And you seem insane from the chamber
You’re simply a weak display, it is bleak, just face 
It, can’t seek escape from the danger
Unfortunate your door is open to many mistakes
It’s as if you forced it open, and now it’s about to break
You should know, sir, you brought me in on your own terms
So when that door crumbles I’ll never give you closure.

Subject 1:
Am I what you fear in a man?
A hellish, cold vessel, a mere shell of a man?
One that always hears all the screams and tears of the damned?
I’m not scared of silhouettes, bring me to Hell if you can
(*laughter*) You couldn’t cage me, please! 
I’m seen as the demon of the KGB
If you want to try your hand at erasing me,
Then like me, grab onto my flesh and take a piece!
How sweet, you’re residing under childrens’ beds at night,
Frightened by a bit of light, while I’m the reason that they hide
And you’re looming over humans doing nothing
(*deep breath*) I rip the researchers to shreds and make the onlookers disgusted 
So if you want to try and pass some judgement, go and stuff it up
Your ugly mug, repugnant, and you’re nothing but 
A bug to me, so shut it, I will cut you up and flood this drug;
I've shrugged off thuds, cuts and blood, while you're only done when I pull the plug
Makes sense with the hat, now, you're dishing some caps out
Belongs in a crack house, causing drunkards to black out
I've had doubts, but I know myths are better off dead
So go off yourself now and GET OUT OF MY HEAD

The Hat Man:
Want me to keep cutting? It's not like you had a choice
You've already torn your vocal cords and shredded your voice
Was a traitor to the Soviets and put in constraints
I'm in minds across the world; the enemy of the mental state
The Hat Man leaves lands desolate. If you wanna mess with this,
I suggest you break your psyche twice and put an end to it
Then maybe you’ll see me in Hell
Reliving all your worst moments trapped inside a padded cell
Negative feelings are what I eat
Take a look at your film's ratings and I'm feasting for weeks
You have no room for debating when your blank one ain't unique
Your life is for my taking; now drift deep into sleep


Subject 1:
You can’t sedate me into silence, I am madness incarnate
The insanity lurking within humanity’s mind
You’re just hiding in the corner as if you were a target
Pure depravity causing calamities in the night
I’m so nearly free from hearing you speak again
Prepare to see me break the nocturnal haven in which you tread
And you may be known across the globe as a terrible bad sign,
Yet you can’t prevent your status dying, hear the flatline?

The Hat Man vs The Russian Sleep Experiment - Rap Cypher #30

What's up guys its been a while. We have the king of cowards Shaggy Rogers vs The young cult fighter Sal Fisher. This is one of the first battle ideas that I had ever started to wright and I kind of forgot about it until about a month ago. I hope you enjoy and Pingu vs Penguin video is coming out soon as well as the video for this. 

ForgottenSon as shaggy

BDGR as Sal

Art by myself

Mixed by Box_Soldier22

Thumbnails by Box_soldier22

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Shaggy (0:12)

Like Zoinks scoob, looks like we're facing another ghoul 
Who is constantly bullied every time he goes to school
If you're facing a saying then you must have a death wish
But i'm sure deformed milhouse isn't something i should mess with
Put on your glass eye to see the win that your getting
You can't see it because you got your face blown off by kenneth
Killin you mom in the process, now that is qwite the tragedy 
Although it's not a loss when your killed your friends and your family
A girl killed by a bronie? Well that sounds like baloney 
When unmasking him in your dream proved to you he was a phony 
But then it turns out to be a much bigger threat than you think
Iv seen more creative stories in invisible ink


Sal Fisher (0:45)
I've just seen a ghost, and i thought i was dead
Like being overused in rap battles seems to be your specialty?
Call you the verbal mrs sanderson when your being stabbed to death 
Cuz being put behind your bars i'd rather die to electricity 
It's the ripoff jughead jones, you best had come alone
Cuz if you're bringin a talking dog, now i know you're gettin stoned
Now i'll throw you a bone, my series was kinda unknown
But you're running at the first sound of a moan or a groan
Your only fans have outgrown you, while your trying on chalone you
try and impress Dinkley but jinkies you just end up all alone, dude
I cant believe that your trying to best me in this bout
Cuz i know your poorly aged cartoons aren’t something to brag about

Shaggy (1:19)
Looks like emo fran bow decided to grow some balls
Have you seen my reputation i'm the best in rap battle brawls
Im charging up my powers, you're about to get your world rocked
Bros only remembered for edgy cosplayers on tik tok 
Your exposition dumps are boring, I'm glad to give you the ax
But your verse was even more depressing than your story's climax
Your face doesn't matter, the only plus of that trash gives 
covering your ugly mug is what the point of your mask is
Your just a freaky, nosey, too charismatic kid whos
final attempt at redeeming himself was cut short dude
Because your only known to be a jackseptic playthrough 
All i need is one present of my power to defeat you


Sal Fisher (1:52)
I took down a cult you arrest old men and than party
I stay with my friends while your riding off laurel and hardy
Ghosts, zombies, Kiss, pirates, robots, and wizards
Your a coward in all, they should call you lilly lillard
So scram you hippie, i'm not afraid of blood
I’ll scare your courage the cowardly dog and leave you face down in the mudd
Back in the day you were known as one of the comedic gods
Nowadays your just milked for clickbait and fnf mods
Your live action sequels couldn't get your timeline steady
And your a manchild, stuck slurping on mothers spaghetti
Not in one episode of your series you ever played the brave man
Cuz the only thing that you care about is “where is the caveman?”

thanks for tuning in, bye.

Shaggy Rogers Vs Sal Fisher

loud sound warning 

Bro what did I do to you, why are you throwing strays at me.
I really don’t get it Psytube, attacking me like I’m Jofinity.
You just made your biggest mistake.
Funny. You’re the psyduck, yet you give me the headache 
It’s my turn, put the toys away.

Being an ass for no reason isn’t charming
Maybe you’ll be cool if you started evolving 
Your bars and your fan base are both starving 
I knew your disses would have been bad before I started 

You probably didn’t think I would respond 
If you wanna get bread, Psytube, go to the pond
You got bob Ross rhymes dude. You can’t compare us two.
Common Nugget L’s exist now but it all started with you 

The sun goes down that’s when  they get started
They’ve got one mission: thats to kill the target!
Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob who DOESN'T SHUT UP!! 


Mixed by Box


this a joke.

"It had no effect." (PROD LEXNOUR)

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!


Snakebite126 As Papyrus 


RaccoonBroVA As Boom Boom


WAN As Kamek


Art by WAN


Mixed by Jort


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Research assistance from King Wallace & We Think company

Cover Art by Danger


Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude


Papyrus:

I'm known as the great Papyrus, not afraid to get straight to violence !!! 

Skeletons don't have brains inside us, yet you're the one who's insane and mindless !!!

Those limbs won't stay, they'll fly off! The way that you’re swaying exciting your arms when you charge,

Dizzily maiming and fighting with walls, makes sense that he's not invited to Mario Kart !!!


You're a disgrace of a brute, you grab your tongue have it taped to my shoe

This headache should be used to the taste of a boot! (Nyhehehehehee!)

This inane goof is way overused, devs are too lazy to make something new

So they stay with the same gameplay loop, and gamers stray away by playing a flute !!!


Because of this awesomest brawn that I got Undyne knows I've a shot at the Royal Guard !!! 

But my chances will not top all of the stomps you call “plots” that been foiled are

So better get Kamek for backup his magic will hand you the chance of 

Not napping in battle when you get all tired out madly attempting to land an attack on !!!


Boom Boom:

As those doors crashed open and ya began rattling off dad jokes

I can now understand why in Smash-Bros, only Sans shows

Ya stand so tall yet ya trapped in that fat jokes shadow

Must be tampering with ya eyes, you can't see past it like a lamp post!


And those puzzles put me to rest n’ yet I still get something from them lesser quests

If I put my foot up at your head ya eyes should be xs when I step on em! 

His schemes are literally a walk in the park, all would know that id drop him easy

Sans and you must be the rotting-up corpses of Wario and Waluigi! 


IIIIM BOOM BOOM BOOM B-BOOM B-BOOM BOOM Like how ya traps blow up in ya face!

THE HUGE NUKE OF THE KOOPA TROOP Meanwhiiiiile ya got nothing to say!

Skinny bones ain't no meaty opponent one shitty throw could leave him beat and broken

The utmost weakest joke in Snowdin holding pity votes as a means of coping!


Papyrus:

Pissed off? I would be too if I only exist cuz of a pit stop

Which rots at the center of worlds: This mid boss is a mid boss (Nyeh-heh-heh!)

Now comes my secret move which defeats a goon in 3 in tune hits

It would leave you confused and seeing stars but it seems you beat me to it !!! 


WHAT, These stupid dogs have ruined it all, including both you and this new sup one

Whos useless boss has been used so much, won't needa beat ya to know you fell off !!!

Your putrid plot is moving left and right, at best can fly, SANS, THE PESTICIDE !!!

He spent his life endlessly obsessed with guys who tend to best his efforts every time !!!  


Kamek:

Once upon a time a boneless sidekick had his hopes to fight and

Be Royal guard but was regarded as too barebones and kind

He thought humankind as slow n spineless cuz they had chosen violence 

But then Frisk came along…


Boom Boom:

Could say that they left ya open minded! (Kamek: OHHHHH!!!)


Gonna be honest ready? it's easy to know what pastas from your awful recipe

If one chomp and there's vomit on his top already then it's gotta be Paps spaghetti!

Ya blue hearts been botchin’ any shot it gets yet he still pretends to be all optimistic

So I'd call it fittin that you're the skeleton here your love lifes nonexistent!

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!

Happy mother's day

BobcatXtreme as Antonio Tabacchi
Zawesome as Buck Cluck
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by A Trash Artist and Luke Reardon
Beat by ENNWAY and Leo Barqui
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Cover art by JK03
Special thanks: Freshy Kanal, Eric the Audible, SimplyRazzy, MultiSuperVids, Belle Beniko, Taiga, LimJJ, Pure Ice Blue

Antonio:
How’d you end up down here? This site’s forbidden knowledge!
Well… I guess you look like someone who needs College
Well, no matter. When I chop your head off, you’ll wish you fled faster
Said your son should take it up, but I’m the true chessmaster
You’re the most pathetic Disney chicken since McWhiggin
Dishing out burns like Azoth, now that’s finger lickin’
Send you down a well or pipe; it fits, ‘cause you’re washed up
What’s a fall like that? You’re already at the barrel’s bottom
I admit, I led my daughter down there to die
But your film’s still the worst tragedy of 2005
You were the first sign your fans would weep hopelessly
Lily’s failed clones are animated less horribly
Crow that you’re the best ‘cause your son rised to the challenge
Both you and my research incite violent reactions
Quit mourning Chloe, ‘cause now I’ve also laid you to rest
A jack of all trades about to take an Ace out the deck

Buck:
I can tell you’re bluffing away
But you gotta listen to your peers, even if they got nothing to say!
For a guy running a College, this professor’s stupid
Between your life and game, I can’t tell which has the worse resolution
You need to get your facts straight on what you think matters
Whacked your offspring because she trashed your weed whacker
After the Acorn Incident, I know a nutjob
But hey, I guess both you and your daughter were cut off!
Don’t fuck with the Buck to the Cluck
I wish my son would shut up, but at least he knows when something is up
And I’m always there to tuck him in covers
You suffocated your daughter; you’re supposed to leave her smothered with love!
Aw, what’s the matter? Hung up like the love of your life?
You’d only have a son if it was a chunk of the sky
So don’t talk ‘bout my parenting tactics
‘Cause a dad as rotten as you should be left down there with the maggots

Antonio:
That verse was just another thing meddled with by editors
What, you gonna shoehorn a pop song in your second verse?
And with dated references, this chicken’s tasteless
Call them Chicken Little, ‘cause your claims are baseless!
Neglecting Ace ‘cause you don’t wanna be seen as a fuckup
With how you’re never there for him, I should call you Buck Cuck
Keep in mind, the depths of the well are limitless,
And all it takes to fall down is One Little Slip.

Buck:
Dropping your little girl down won’t help you raise a kid
When my kid’s abducted, it’s by actual aliens!
You tried to make her scared of outsiders
But now your relationship’s at a loose end even she can’t tie up!
After the invasion, I sure know how to weave through streets
So I commend the way that both your daughters fleed the scene
How ironic for a game made by Pure Ice
That this is just the second time you’ve been burned nice

Antonio Tabacchi vs. Buck Cluck (Lily's Well vs. Chicken Little) - Disney Rap Battles!

Credits:
Swizkii as “Steve Raglan” / William Afton
SimplyRazzy as Ghostface
Written by Grasman
Mixed and Mastered by Jort
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz

Announcer:
Rap Battles!
Ghostface!
Versus!
“Steve Raglan”!
Begin!

“Steve Raglan”:

Scream 7s in the trash, yet you sit before me asking for a job?
Well it’s not that easy, sense you and that pog face fell off
I started off strong, got the audience to love me
You started off strong, but fell off by your 4th movie
I’m Steve raglan, I spend my time counseling 
Stuff you in the back of my trunk, and leave you rotting in it 
You're a high schooler? Not the best neck for strangling 
But I’ll make an exception and leave your greasy hair dangling 
*Ahem*
I'm a smash hit! Check the box office breaks.
You’re a smash hit! When a TV falls on your face!
So sit, sit, sit, I’ve got a tip for you,
Get out with the old, and in with the new.


Ghostface:

Hello, hello? I think there's something wrong,
Is your connection terminated or was that verse just off?
Sayin’ you started off strong? I’m all for twisting the plot,
But the only people you’re manipulating are bots!
Oh you’re played by Matt lillard? Well me too,
But they uncovered your mask quicker than scooby doo!
Cant handle killing one dude, so you sent out your kid
Im gutting peeps’ like a fish, all while serving a diss 
Yeah, I know who you are, the secrets you keep 
The mask that you wear, thinking that you were discrete 
Having no motivation can be sometimes scary
But god, Scott, please get more writers on your team 
 

“Steve Raglan” (as The Yellow Rabbit):

You couldn’t just leave alone could you! It’s perfect!
I’m dropping this outdated ghoul way faster than Ortega did
Dragged on so long, and now they don’t know what to do
Looks like your writers became even clumsier than you!
It's time you retire, your mask is cracked and wilting,
Think you're spitting fire? I brought down the whole damn building!
failed to get a shot on Sid, while i'm stacking up kills,
you had one job! yet you can't do it in 6 films! 
critiqued a genre and then you became what you dissed
how about instead of your voice, you maybe change up your twists!
I opened up a place of joy that the children enjoyed
The only fun from outta your films are you getting destroyed!
I may clown on your films, but there's one thing I like greatly
you die in every one of your movies, now that’s symmetry!
keep complaining on how they exposed my trap
but you stay dead, I always come back. 


Ghostface:

You took the actor and the knife swipe from me 
It is flattering, but you’re outdoing the symmetry 
For a genius in robotics, they found you out quick
What was your game plan? Like what, did you think:
I’ll lure my victims brother with this trap that i’ll spring
Maybe chill and watch him hear the animals sing
Do nothing for four nights, and wait till last minute
To show up, kick him around and stab my own kid? (oh please)
Man I’m 6 movies deep, and I’m still making em’ scream
You couldn’t get people shouting with your 6 minutes on screen! 
Keep creeping on kids, you ain't threatening to me 
A cupcake brought you down worse than EDP!
and the kids ain't scared either, you ain’t fooling no one 
Acted all scary and was taken down by crayola 
So maybe tighten up those springs before you come to out play
Or you'll be another soul getting dragged away!

Ghostface vs. “Steve Raglan” -Rap Battles!

Welcome to the 26th AORB! It sadly couldn’t be the 25th battle to fit alongside the Christmas character being used, but it’s close enough! Anyways, today we got the main antagonist from the Halloween series, Michael Myers, going up against the Christmas goat that helps out Santa but in the most unexpected way possible, Krampus. Who brings more horror to their holiday, and who won? Watch and decide for yourself!


Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sNFUscNxzVCTt3aCw17FbMp70qQXYuYW3u6_xCOrVyU/edit?usp=drivesdk

Michael Myers vs Krampus - Acting Out Rap Battles

Mimikyu vs. Nosk - Royal Rap Battle!

Egomanic As Nosk

 As Mimikyu

Thumbnail by Tompuffs

Mixed by Jort

Art by Tompuffs

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Nosk:
Enter Deepnest and you'll meet with a horror unseen
Next to me, this freakish creature just borders obscene
Jessie supports her dull creep for her dumb schemes
Even compared to The Knight, you’re a shorter numb freak (hehehe)

This goth is caught in balls, rags as soft as cotton balls
All who see you’s lost their pulse even goddamn shopping malls
The loser’s always lonely, keeps on tangling up his feelings
But don’t get too hung up on that or you're dangling from the ceiling!

This guy brings quite demise to disguises
Its guise implies it hides it's violence 
The cries big size discoloured it's eyes and
Boohoo, it’s true Pikachu’s who he despises

Mimikyu:
Ughhhhh, you're sure talking a lot
For a hobbled up bug (yeah) that's an optional boss
See, I leave any who dares sneak a peek in defeated
Hahaha… your biggest attacks erupting cheese wiz

Ya and your cheese strat’s meaning you’re easily beaten
Like jesus, seems this bleak itch has ledges as a weakness
I’ll creep into Deepnest, leave a diseased bug in pieces
Stealing from Vengefly King so much, even the screech is repeated

Oh his wits and thoughts are gone, all you think is dot dot dots
Your shit is off the walls, like you shitting off the walls
You’re uglier than a Wailmer, no way you can fail more
Shaked to your core, turn you ghostly like your pale ore

Nosk:
This fairy’s feelings are bottled up, wanting to snuggle forever
But now I’ll bottle up this fairy, like the troubled Collector
Torment till your not more but morbid corpse is battered weak
All you're important for is sword dance and shadow sneak!

Mimikyu:
So this is what the spider spat as his dumb rap retort?
All the build up for what? Just to run back and forth?
You will stay gimmicky no matter who this idiot’s mimicking
I’ll twist and rip your stringy ligaments like I'm nitpicking

Mimikyu vs. Nosk - Royale Rap Battle! [ft. Egomanic]

RaccoonBroVA as Emperor Belos
Chase Beck as King Andrias

Written by mintoreos
Additional help from Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Art by iaambfah

[Belos: 0:11]
If this semi-amphibian waste wants a fight, I’ll play
Flip the script, after this, you’ll be the one that’s enslaved
You’re severed when I take control, show you why you should stay back home
Humans have disgraced you, kid, how’d your Earth invasion go?

When you were a dictator, you let your father pull the strings
So how about you kneel down and serve another undead king
You got no attention, your dad left you gaslit
Not the first time that your ass got abandoned

Leif up and left, took that box, and now your day’s ruined
Marcy trusted you with all her heart until you put your blade through it
Spent your life making the monarchy your purpose
Now all you got to show for work is community service

[Andrias: 0:47]
I’ll end this bout quickly, like his final season
Just like all his lies, there was no rhyme or reason
He acts as savior but wants all the witches in a genocide
The only plan he’s coming up with is to gentrify

Palisman made all your scars so you donned a mask
Luz made sure your monstrous form would forever last
When I unsheath my sword I leave my rivals six feet under
When you bring out a weapon, you only kill your brother

You really thought his love was a crime on humanity?
Safe to say Caleb’s sanity doesn’t run in the family
Ironic how you tried to play God and made his corpse your slave
When the God in your world is who led you to a lonely grave

[Belos: 1:23]
It took a God to swing the war in the witches’ favor
But comparing us, we’d see who folded under pen and paper
Leave you shaken to the core, I’m not talking your superior
Newtopia’s new era, show me Anne, I’ll be defeating her

I rule a nation, you were overthrown by three L.A. kids
Are you a real newt if you can’t grow back your own limbs?
Let me possess your body, I can make you write good lines
Build them like a grimwalker, but I can’t fix that guilt you hide

[Andrias: 1:47]
He says he speaks for the Titan but I wouldn’t give in
When all he did was create the broken coven system
Lilith broke your the nose and now the race was somehow vile to you
Then you blamed the witches like, “now look what you made me do”

Tried to take over minds so that Raine had to force you out
Tried to trick Luz again, rain had to force you out
So as you’re begging me to do the right thing 
Remember it’s the second time you’re stomped by a king


Emperor Belos vs King Andrias - Mint Rap Battles (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Chase Beck)

garbageGothic as Vena (Psychopomp)

Near as Eleanor (Subway Midnight)

Beat: U-Boat by Ihaksi
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Nooby and Syroquise 
Special Thanks: Shimario, Duckky, bubbydarkstar, Karbonic, Sketchy

Psychopomp:
I’m sick of the fucking noise so now I gotta scream at the fucking void
Stalking victims and playing with them like they were just a toy
I’m nailing those who cross me, while I go fulfill my vision
Leave you broken like the connections and body’s of your siblings! 
Cause you couldn't save them so you were driven mad. Now
stuck to the shadows cause you’re blending in the background 
They tried hiding the truth from me, and thought that I wouldn't mind it
Lying behind their fucking masks but now I leave them open minded

So stay quiet, I know your schtick, same cliche every story did
Lost someone close to them and now thinks murder as revenge is warranted
To fix their broken, lonely heart but can’t realize it doesn't work. Your
running from all of your fucking problems like it was fucking Subway Surfers

Fallen as a victim to the system now your riding 
off the back of all the cultists your creator put in hiding
I crushed The Head of Production and left The Queen dismembered too 
Treat you like the other sinners without a SINGLE SOUL TO REMEMBER YOU

Subway Midnight:
Easy with the tongue, Miss…. I don't really like your tone
You should know it’s not safe being on a track alone
Cause sunken souls can manage to paint more than dreams haunted
…and I made them all scream just because I wanted

You were daunted by voices but you wasn’t really hearing much
Just like Benny, craving praise but it was more than his dreams that was being crushed
They pumped you up with dopamine so you can reach the top unrivaled
But as each of the vessels break she just repeats another cycle

Search for your child, cause you were cursed with denial
And blew up your Biggest Fan and now it hurts just to smile
But as each day passes you are slowly forgotten
As a new Queen spreads her wings and you are what you tried stopping

The Dragonfly said to be a savior once birthed
But is more a mosquito sucking the life outta Blood Earth
So you can waste your days and continue to wander around
But if you wanna topple more catacombs I can help you underground

Psychopomp:
Sure that’d Be Nice to insight your torturous wreck
But I don't wanna take a ride on the Bi-Polar Express
Made more go missing cause when you were it wasn't brought to attention
Took a crack for a midnight snack cause you were starved for affection

But hadn’t managed to be fed, I’ll bash a hammer ‘gainst your head
And leave you swimming with the sharks until the fish finally rest
While I’m walking to Earth's center through the Mariana Trench
You ripped the souls out of their bodies ‘til they tore your own to shreds

Subway Midnight:
Starved… Like the Thraits at the bottom left rotting
Cause now it seems The Caldmen Four are the only ones watching 
So as you blossom know I left Rose to decay
Cause I kill Vermin Dogs that lead you astray

And you were let off your leash but you could barely manage
Cause you were down in the basement and couldn't do any damage
So don’t panic Vishneri, it's time we got off
Smile for the camera, this will be your final stop


[SCRAPPED] Subway Midnight vs Psychopomp - Rap Battle! (ft. Near & garbageGothic)

Puss in Boots

Fear me if you dare I’m Puss in Boots! 

I'm a versatile cat, you're a loosey goose!

I'm a living legend, I faced down death!

You're a fat house pet, who puts John in debt.


If you've come for a bounty, you won’t leave alive 

Like your ratings when movie reviews took a dive

I see no need to continue, let me drink my leche

Antes de que me convierta en tu muerte


Garfield 

Zzzzzz(snoring) oh is it my turn to rap?

Against a cat, who doesn’t even have the claws to scratch(Puss in Boots-Prrrrr)

Your a Has-been legend time to hang up those boots 

You got 9 lives? More like 9 bad reboots


You got ditched like your marriage when you got softpaws

Then scratched up an ogre ordered by his father in law

You scrambled your friendships now, who's the bad egg?

Now If you think I’m all ears than I’m straight up death 


Puss in Boots

Me sorprende que tu hambre de victoria es poca 

La historia del gato con diabetes contra el gato con botas 

Yo soy peligroso, tus ataques no me dañan , 

me robé el escenario, tu te atragantas con lasaña 


Garfield

Zzzzz OH! We’re still going?

Let me switch my flow just how switched with a donkey

Joined three diablos that was a no no

And this why…..why um zzzzzzzzz (Puss in boots

!Ay, Díos mío!)

https://youtu.be/GXZBEKUHQiI?si=faUz8EWxXcLaKwSf


Puss in Boots-Cyancoat

Garfield-Thanosquack

Writing-Aj,We think

Mixing-Jort

Demo-Captain Jorge

Beat-Andrey Rossi



Puss In Boots vs. Garfield- Quick Rap Battles (Ft.CyanCoat, ThanosQuack)

April fools you little sausage  𓆏 

•CAST/CREW•
Light as Majin Sonic
TheNauticalClayDol as Atari 2600 ET

(Majin Sonic)
A finger wave outta start this
Another bargain bin scrap from the shit market?
Outbound me? I stomp flames
Screw an arcade, Rolfe pushes your buttons and then you haunt James!

Hop back in the airship you came in and I'm still fly
The lags and glitches isn't something for a thrill, guy!
Worth a shit ton for this Reeses Pieces looking ass
The only thing I groom is my fantastic mustache!

(Atari ET)
Um, excuse me, I know my neck stretches miles
Searching for another soul in your game might take a while
And finding a single worth of those flow switches
Your dead ass looks like the type to say I get no bitches!

Oh is it still my rap? Well chap I “mustache”
How did baldi and banban have more upper class?
Beat me please, you battling thee
OG fucking ET, your ass is just another EXE!

(Majin Sonic)
OH HO HO, not a single anomaly would find you!
FLOWS TOO SLOW, wouldn't be the same in my shoes!
You're a prick to many, and I thought I was the hedgehog!
I ran laps around you, you ran and then fell off!

(Atari ET)
All the rings, yet couldn't attract a single mate!
Fun is Infinite? When you were terminated I wouldn't say the same
From gaining clout, to FNF taking you down
Then went from “I AM GOD” to a Lord X'ing you out


Majin Sonic Art by Tompuffs
Atari ET Art by box

Written by box
Demo by box
Beat by Soulker
Mixed by box
Thumbnail by Tompuffs



ATARI 2600 ET VS Majin Sonic ○ Rap Battle by box [Ft Light!]

Bojack Horseman vs. Black Mirror - 1RAPBATTLE!

Prod. Poeticsid 

Forgottenson as Black Mirror

Leo Barqui as Bojack

Mixed by Jort

Cover Art by Tompuffs

Written by King Ducky

Black Mirror:
Here's a problem you can't bottle up or drink away
Cheers to being the most washed-up has-been in LA
You pull the victim card when you're after refuge
But what else is an actor to do? 

You're hurting? No, really you're just yearning for pity 
So you can keep blurting shitty words with no burden to believe 
Beatrice danced around your problems then her legs got old
You left her alone in a nursing home as her mind broke
Like mother, like daughter, as father like son too
He was not there for you, now you're not there for you! 

Drug-induced trips have you senseless yet
You can only get a grip with your hands around your ex’s neck!

He cut off Kazzaz, who fought to make him front of the cast
Now he's on the front of bags with drugs in them and
On holiday, any yacht he hauls away can't stomach his past
All it takes is a Penny for him to Shut Up And Dance

Bojack Horseman:
Ugh, I need to stop having these
Now the mirrors talking back to me, can I catch a break?
I haven't had a day when I can just watch a show
Without being scrutinized for having a cellphone

Okay, I get techs bad, but it's getting old
How does that explain sex in every episode?
If that's what I wanted, I could have got it myself
Not watch an hour-long ted talk about Snapchat filters spawning from hell!

And that runtime
I don't have all day to wait for your stupid punchlines
I'm surprised you didn't diss me at the end of the verse
Not everything needs a twist, you wrung that sponge dry

We’re horsing around now, you know that’s, Bojack
I win big, hypocrites aren’t allowed at my shindigs
Fifteen million episodes bitching about media and how it’s a death wish
Then signing a deal to fucking Netflix

Black Mirror:
Time's arrow doesn’t stop when youre in a planetarium 
So next time stop trying save face and save lives
You know there’s a next time, there has to be something new to help my name… after all

Bojack Horseman:
I’m talking to myself…
Fuck

Bojack Horseman vs. Black Mirror - 1RAPBATTLE [ft. Forgottenson & Leo Barqui]

enjoy your stay :)

•PFP BY TOMPUFFS
https://on.soundcloud.com/FZ41W

•BANNER BY CIDISSWO 
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZkBK5

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