about time somebody use two of these characters    

Video release: April 1st

Oofie as Nikocado Avocado (video)
RNG as Nikocado Avocado (audio)
Pixel Chris as Reviewbrah (video)
Fightmarker as Reviewbrah (audio)

Written by ThatTacoGod, Oofie, Pixel Chris, RNG, WDRB and MaviKartal2003
Chiseled by ThatTacoGod and RNG
Mixed by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Dave James
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by ThatTacoGod
Produced by Oofie

Nikocado (0:10):
JEEPERS CREEPERS! A rat wants to battle?
If they were looking for you, they’d be staring at my asshole!
Shit, I meant SHIT! Oh, I'm beginning to prattle
But I’m eating you on the beat like I eat up cattle!
OH! You’re falling into depths even harder than your attic
NO! I refuse to give up on my diet, but...shit I had it
My verse is like my cheat day, cause it’s finger licking good
So before you rap, put your loss in one of your shitty books!

Reviewbrah (0:30):
Ladies and gentleman, sorry there's no upload tonight
It's just this greasy obese piece of crap ruined my appetite
The CEO of Heart Disease is off his butt and Hogging Beats?
Your bars are more junk than the gunk that’s clogging your arteries
My problem with this hippo is that he claims he's on a diet
Then he drops one tender and he goes off screaming and crying
Tears going down your cheeks is the only way that you're flowing
You're a meme but not golden, a review-bruh moment

Nikocado (0:50):
My vegan days are over, call it John Jurassic
Tried to fling shit take it to the John, Jurasek
Beating bitches all the time is my “Average Day”
‘Cause when compared to Nik, you come up short. WAVE
Make good jokes about my water weight, I’d like to see you try
Omg guys I can't take this I think I’m going to cry
I hope you die I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE YOU DIE
I'M GETTING FAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYY!

Reviewbrah (1:11):
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Your raps were more abused than either Orlin or your food is
I watched some of your videos and I can’t see the appeal
You went from a happy man to crying over Happy Meals
I examined all your lyrics and you don't need much logic
To see the only thing Running On Empty is your content
You may be up and coming but I run these streets
And I just fried you on this beat, with a crispy 16 piece

Nikocado Avocado vs Reviewbrah - Rap Clash!

Raichous as Shaggy
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0x1NpACm6ilmdkop6g7i8g

Dani Frias as Yasahiro
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw

Beat by Dj Fusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHUqjFyusV0

Thumbnail by Super Waluigi Bros
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClN6yu-9s2-54HELKQRowwQ

Mixed by Dani Frias

Written by Dani Frias

Additional Help by Creep Switch

Shaggy:
Zoinks, Scoob! I don't think that there's more fingers to go on and
Point to, it seems that this hippie really wants to Disappoint, ooh. 
Betting all that what you have written falls
Since I've the balls to fight you while you fight behind a crystal ball

Hiro:
Man, I'm not offended but best cover your ears
You'll probs remake that verse then go milk it for thirty more years
I see the future, bro I know how your whole scheme works
Your appetite is big because the show that lets you eat's dirt, uh-huh

Shaggy:
Are you challenging me? While we are distinct?
Fighting DBZ rip-offs but not ready for Ultra Instinct
Call this battle Velma's glasses, 'cause you lost it, I should warn her
While I'm putting bad guys in jail, they're putting you in Transformers

Hiro:
But let's bring up your new movie, it consistently shows
That you're like Matthew at the door during real mystery shows
You're fishing in zones you don't want to have disputes over, ooh
As you're nothin' but a pebble to the true stoner too

Shaggy:
I get that you're a stoner and all, thinking that you're woke
But best you choke and grab Jill's scissors, hair looks like the weed you smoke
For a student who repeated middle school, Hope's Peak's your last goal
That plan has bigger holes in it, more than your mother's- Zoinks, ooh
You should get a load of this, actin' like you've never been owned but man
Cowering over a mastermind I would've simply trapped all in an episode, damn
Hiro, you're hated and dated. Remove the school level, you're super high and ashamed to bits
And your burger ain't abducted, dude. I probably ate it

Hiro:
I'm so good, how I'm piping in the bad ending's a mystery
While you stay simping on the most simped on woman in history, yup
Battling me's quite loco, judging from what you've shown so 
Knew those theories were real, your shit's a ghost just like Kyoko
Shaggy is draggin' the battle but just like his episodes plots, he's slacking
It's bad he tries livin with crossovers, but in this very one, he's lacking with just some
Figments of his imagination, go fill an application
For a real job because my team beats yours in any nation

Shaggy Rogers vs Yasuhiro Hagakure - Rewind Rap Rumble

lol this was written so long ago that it really doesn't hold up much anymore, thus that, along with the discontinuation of cmrb as a whole, meant that it just wasn't worth finishing. Also, Peridot and Bill's vocals were recorded by me and were acted as demos for when we found the perfect cast, which we... never did..... so enjoy my horrible take on Bill Cipher.  

here's the doc though:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HuzgtbzB4YreDTCjEs1iEUQCIYsRT5LAJ8wGeR5oaPM/edit?usp=sharing

(SCRAPPED) Bill vs Peridot REMAKE

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

this is a re-release of the battle with a mix done by Zagranis, that is all, join the discord



Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. This following matchup contains two titans going against each other: Jofinity, the man behind the hatred of mint ice cream and leading Super Star Rap Battles versus Uncle Sam, national personification of the U.S. Federal Government. So will you join the Discord or the Army? Let us know in the comments below comic book fans.

Jofinity - Jofinity
Uncle Sam - AlaskanSam
Written in 3 days by JustGamer & Jofinity
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Tone Jonez
Cover Art by Zagranis

Jofinity verse 1:
Now that I’ve dealt with the Brit, I’m movin’ ‘cross the lake
Flows valuable as oil that you’re probably gonna take
No way you’ll blast me away, this cyan icon’s here to stay
Hoppin’ in every war, you took “Join the Discord” the wrong way (ay)
Of course you’d pick a fight since that’s all that you do
Now I’m burning you on the beat like one 812!
When Jo’s flowin’, he’s goin’ off, while you're blowin’, just dropping bombs
On innocent people, raps so feeble, the IRS evil? Not really a shock

Uncle Sam verse 1:
I want you to give up now if you wanna try to battle this force
Starting arguments with your takes, I suppose you also join the discourse
Making crew members pull all nighters and develop insomnia
Then you throw away their efforts like you did Matchup Mania
I’m the poster boy for fighting for the good of our country
You’re the poster boy of proving quantity doesn’t equal quality
I wanted good flows but yours’ were shitty
You ask for the Super Star, I got fifty
Wilson is winning, if Jofinity’s willing to go off then I won’t take pity

Jofinity verse 2:
The government actin’ corrupt again, like Vietnam, better give up again
‘Cause while you were out there roughin’ it, I was with your mom like I was Mulligan (brah)
Makes sense you’d filibuster since you like to run your mouth
Call this battle the Civil War, like the South, you’re going down!
So cold with troops, call you AlaskanSam, like your comic, I’ll leave you canned
Can’t stand this man with the awful plan to span the whole globe with his stolen land
Natives painin’ with blood that you’re painting, no way you’re ok with the slaves you’re not payin’
Had a harder time when I’m fightin’ Rayyan, like battle of the month, this placement I’m slayin’

Uncle Sam verse 2:
I thought young men like yourself were supposed to be fighters
But you can’t land a blow and just steal flows from more competent writers
While I’m summoning troops to fight for our rights against the fascists
You summon young children into a public server that’s always inactive
I’m not surprised you’re the main target of #unpopular-opinions
But I’ll give you credit it takes a lot to beat Psytube as the villain
You’re looking more pale than usual son, did I scare ya?
Makes as many battles as you want, but realize this is the end of your Era

Jofinity Vs Uncle Sam - FRB vs. Anything

Brenpro1 as Georgie Denbrough (video)
Shimario as Georgie Denbrough (audio)
Chandler_CCRB as Will Byers  
MasonG as Mike Wheeler 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by RNG, M&Matt and Vladimyr P.
Additional writing help by: Chandler_CCRB and Oofie
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by LM25 Music
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Georgie: 0:20
Bill, I'm gonna play, I'll roll him just like his dice!
‘Cause It seems to me you're really Will the unwise!
I’ve seen Stranger in Derry, ‘cept for the pics taken by your bro
Before you try to roast, I’ll drown it out with paper boat flow 
They thought you were a doll, more plastic than your acting
But now this Byers will be beat when he steps up for batting 
Stole your haircut from Danny, but you still don't Shine
So you’ll be taking the El when I’m dropping the mic

Will: 0:40
Mike, do you copy?--Shit, my batteries died!
So while you’re clownin’ in this fight I'll knock out your Deadlights!
Once your second movie came your ratings really didn't float
Tell me Little Nightmare, where else have I seen your raincoat?
Oh! I’m the dungeon master, and I don't mean to gloat
But you don't need to ask “should I stay or should I go”
Trying to bring down castle Byers is a noble campaign
But then you rolled a 23, I leave your arm-y slain
As I cast another line it makes Georgie go up in flame
All you were used for is guilt, but now you’re getting flayed!
Bill’s bike ain’t the only Silver that a Denbrough will take
I'll leave a little kid bodied, and this time it's not a fake!

Georgie: 1:10
I’m spitting winter fire, and January embers
I've spelt out my victory like you do with your light letters 
Your jokes were real Rich-ie, for guys your heart burns too. 
Good lines in the upside down? Well ya better let ‘em out dude!
Bill said not to take Things from Strangers 
But you just gave me the W and I wish that I was kiddin’ 
Cause being around your friends puts them all in danger
So it's best for them that again Will has gone missing (Oh!)

Mike: 1:30
Georgie tries to cast a fireball but he rolls a 28!
Will the Wise what will you do to retaliate!

Will: 1:35
Well Mike, being his puppet of course he copied Pennywise
You should have expected that when I dissed, you died!

Georgie Denbrough vs Will Byers - Rap Clash!

WoodenHornets as Popee the Performer 
Alex M. as Jack Walten 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by Oofie, Cri, KCToons, MaviKartal2003, M&Mattie, and RNG
Research done by Spidey Fam and _misfitMADNESS_
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by KingEF
Beat re-arranged and edited by Evrywunzf8vrite
Additional instruments by Evrywunzf8vrite
Flow test by Oofie and RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Popee the Performer (0:12)
Hey ya kiddos! Now our next great trick is to flow
In a rap off with our special guest, and he's here to show...
How to be cut out the picture, Photoshop can't fix the loss ya faced
Already a pussy like Felix, SO DITCH THIS ‘FORE YOU’RE SET ABLAZE! (BRRAHHH!)
I don't expect much from what you've written (BRAH!)
Seeing your posters, no shit that you're missin' (BRAH!)
Paint you purple, guy, my sickness’ appallin' (BRAH!)
‘Cause I got cold blows, put the “Walt” in WALTen! (BRAH!)
In a duel, I drop kills! (Ay!) You do it like Sophie: popped pills! (Ay!)
Explains why you thought rabbit animatronics would actually offer thrills!
“Was that the bite of 87?!” Nope! He's biting off of Cawthon
Marking on overused Chuck E. Cheese-y tropes that have gotten rotten
This Jack’s gone mad in his head, but I wouldn't call you Torrance
WHEN YOUR BUSINESS’ THE ONE THAT’S BEEN AXED FOR DODGY PERFORMANCE!
 
Jack Walten (0:49)
….Hello, who is this? Why’d I need to pick up the phone?
Where are my children, I thought they'd be watching this show
What’d you mean crashed and burned? NO! DON’T LIE TO ME!
The only thing that's done that’s the violent teen ON MY SCREEN!
Who let this thing on air? I've been trying to find the point
But when relevance dropped behind the scenes in 2003
The lesser copy Poppy popped back up and still couldn’t rock joints
Now kids only suck up to this candy cane through Animation Memes!
This Bunny Smiles, yet an insecure kid’s what you reflect
Kedamodo won't be the only cast abused once I have you in check 
This misfit Barbie fits missed, so head back to your Dream House
Couldn't make cuts like your sis, there's no crown on this weak clown!

Popee the Performer (1:25)
When it comes to off-ing masked bitches, you know I’m cravin’ flesh
But with your fuckin’ grin, looks like Jerma took up shavin' heads! (Hehe!)
I'm packed full of acts, your tapes ain't engaging in the slightest
I'm getting ‘74 flashbacks, since you’re not gonna survive this!
It's obvious I got the dub in the bag, while you try to lurk in one
You look like dead meat but you're already dead beat, and that's really rough!
You exchanged your bonds with your kids for promoting your Bon stuff (Yup!)
But it’s too late to mourn and cry, as their life's lines fell flat like this dumb fuck! (HAH!)

Jack Walten (1:50)
Your edgy humor has grown tired, so it makes sense for this party prick
To wear a lab coat, like a reverse femboy Harley Quinn
When someone performed way better, you go and Wreck-it-Ralphie
‘Cause your fuse is shorter than your earnings; no wonder the budget fell, see
I puzzle minds through my videos, what's good from this carney?
Guessing whether you're a he or she... is your most compelling ARG
With your silent slapstick coated with disturbing deaths on-screen
Your act should be: “Charlie Chaplin and the Chocolate Factory” 
No matter how you try to top me, still a big letdown to Papi
Your demographic’s as clear as the existence of your Mami! 
Showbear couldn’t bear your show, you Happy Tree Freak only causes fear
Extremely Un-Lucky for you, CHEER UP AND PLAY BUNNY FARM HERE…

Popee the Performer:
Did Freaky stuff to your wife, from the disposal of her body
Said  “She will be beautiful”, lying is very nauuughty! (laugh)
Well it’s alright, since you’ll get to meet her again soon…
Once I leave you bloody like your family tree; HOW’S THAT SUIT YOU?!
(Popee laughs)

Jack Walten vs Popee The Performer - Rap Clash!

JustGamer as Toru Iwatani 
RaccoonBroVA as Alexey Pajitnov 
RNG as the Announcer

Written by Oofie, RNG, MaviKartal2003, Dilly, KCToons, Pixel Chris, and Chandler_CCRB
Additional writing help by: Shimario
Mixed and mastered by Oofie	
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat edited and re-arranged by Oofie
Tetris theme re-created by Evrywunzf8vrite
Pac-Man instruments by Oofie
Demo by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude, and Snakebite126

Toru Iwatani 
Press start in a fight with Toru? I assure you, I made the scene
If you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
Trying to run tracks through writing, as if you're some Ridge Racer
But now you’re being written on, like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
Got launched from the Soviets, just another cash grab block game
Yet you lost the top Notch status with Mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
I've turned pizza to pie charts, while Ls you're known to drop 
Mounting this brawl will leave you a loss, along with your son off

Alexey Pajitnov 
Think you're gaming’s OG? I set the revolutionary high bars
You and I aren’t even close to each other, just like your eyes are
The wacka-wacka-wack raps you spat are just hard to swallow
With your ghoul fellows, it's no surprise you're see-through and hollow
Even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the CG in your show is, man
You got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten
Though gotta hand it to you for the most-slotted game, it's a true fact
But you'll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn't even love you back!

Toru Iwatani 
Break off your blocks like it’s Gee Bee, leave you more green than the GB 
From arcade machines to your TV. When it comes to gaming, I’m beastly!
You can’t compare to my legacy, spawned countless crowds, looked upon me
Spilling the T more than your parity, patching you off like your home country!
I’m blasting off like the cathedral; you'll see, Pajitnov, we’re not equals
I gotta Hatris off, your work’s lethal; with your tactless thoughts like Pokhilko
The Iwatani from the Atari; your recent games have been no fun
I’ve got 99 problems with Tetris but this bitch ain’t one!

Alexey Pajitnov 
I'll turn the page like your textbooks, now who are you trying to fool?
Dropped out of Namco to teach, yet couldn't drop lines to get me schooled
You've appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
When a flick based on your Pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
Get on my level, dude! 256 bars is not needed for me to crash you
This will be your second failed Ghost Adventure you cannot pass through!
Easily got your boat rocked; while myself have my champion ship docked
As you’ve received ass kickings I Packed, man, from Russia with love! (Ugh)

Alexey Pajitnov vs Toru Iwatani - Rap Clash!

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of mysterious entities that just stare at you: Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Mereana

Rabi as purple Tree
GamingPlush64 as green Tree
Fightmarker as blue Tree

Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by Dumbchild

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Vinny as Leafy
Quizz as Jimmy
Written by Pixel Chris
Mixed by Rayyan
Beat by InsaneBeatz

LEAFYISHERE:
What’s up guys, today I’m battling this guy, JimmyHere
But I’m not playing your games of laugh and lose, so lemme make it clear
You bursting into laughter shouldn’t be how this bout ends
But with the way you hold it back, you’re practically Jimmy Fallon
You got a pedo stache and a beanie hat
And a couch for the cast for repeating laughs
Think you’ll beat me? Cap. You just repeat gags
Such a bitch in fact, you’re a Doogal looking ass

JIMMY HERE:
MODS! Who let this guy get submitted to the stream?
I’m here for good content, not Mr No Chin McGee
If you wanna clap back Jimmy, that acting’s psychopathic
You target children, but that’s your main demographic 
You cyber bully, you think you break new grounds?
Your “roasts” boils down to “You should Kill Yourself… NOW”
I’m just built different, this fight’s just not fair
Because I making you quiver like: JIMMY HERE JUMPSCARE 

LEAFYISHERE:
Damn, I knew those lines were gonna be shitty
But holy shit, I can’t tell what the fuck you were thinking
Like your photos in the mirror, this’ll be a piece of cake
Mentioning jumpscares but I literally make you “quake”
The only W you ever got was in the second grade
While for commentary YouTubers, I literally set the stage
You’ll take a nosedive when I smoke you like a cigarette 
Just letting videos play and they call me Daily Dose of Internet?
You’re falling harder than 5’7 dudes getting out of bed
Motherfuckers IQ tells me he was dropped on his head
You wanna not laugh, I too want you to say less
Because your lines are more forced than the gag about the maid dress
I can destroy cringe channels and end careers in seconds
You watch unfunny videos, and oh, I ought to mention
He’s gotta bait with money for the submissions channels being used
So hurry your bars up, bitch, I wanna bleach my eyes from seeing you

JIMMY HERE:
While you put people down, I keep YouTube splendid
Call me the Filmora logo, cause I’m about to end this
Going through your videos, what I can finally conclude
Is that you’re just mid like It’s Wednesday My Dudes! (AAAAAA)
Your channel was taken down but now I’m leaving you retired 
Cause you have no game and Leaf a lot to be desired 
My lines are fresh like a mint: Ayo, What the dog doin?
Cause I keep the audience excited: Ayo, What the pog doin?
In this face off between Here to Here
I’m simply just not here to hear
You make fun of kids from peer to peer
But when I roast you, you appear to fear
Doesn’t take much for me to leave leafy as a corpse
Thinking you’re winning? You must be trippin like Gorp
Time to coom to your senses, I put on the better show
It’s hard not to laugh at such a laughable foe (Hahahahahahaha)

JimmyHere vs LeafyIsHere Early Audio

I Still Love You

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