In the process of writing an original scene based on 2 puns I wrote a completely unoriginal piece of fan fic.

Episode 120 - I Accidentally Wrote Rick and Morty Harry Potter Fan Fic

I clicked through a little and we did a bit about Jewpeordy and one about getting blackcinated. This is still from a few weeks ago

Episode 121 - Blackcinated

Yea it's a dumb name but thats the bit I ended up clicking on.

Episode 122 - Dead and Gong

We figure out that Simon has some real soul searching to do about Tyler Perry

Episode 123 - You're Maddeaking Me Crazy, Honkie.

WE WROTE AND DID A TABLE READ OF A SEINFELD EPISODE. ALSO PEDOPHILE JOKES.

Episode 124 - STAN AND BRANFELD

I think this is the one with the Madea stuff and also maybe the edibles one ribbit.

Episode 127 - Rodney Danger to Himself and Others Field

Episode 128 - Pedophiles in Cars Getting Children

Simon flipped off some cuck, turns out mouth pussy is better than girl pussy.

Episode 129 - Simon Parked

I didnt have the file I needed so I just pulled the YouTube audio. We do like a Punk'd thing and also more about Seinfeld being a pedophile in a car.

Episode 130 - Charlie Tossed My Salad

Will Smith and Drake rap about being pro Trump and we called Dan

Episode 131 - Will Smith is for Trump 2024, 2028, 2032

Episode 132 - Put it on the F(l)ag

Episode 133 - Would Tony Rather Fuck a Human or a Chicken? The Answer, Might Surprise You

i dont know how he got a microphone. sorry.

Episode 134 - Andtony Fauci Ruins the Show Again

and i wont until the bunny is fuckable again

Episode 135 - I Didn't Watch Space Jam 2

Episode 136 - Simon Goes on a Homophobic Rant

Stanley and Branley try to appreciate baseball

Episode 1 - Baseball Appreciation

Episode 3, 3 times worse than all 3 episodes combined times 3!

Episode 3 - Booiiooiing

Stanley and Branley get into some of the pizza issues with us trying to rap at the end

Episode 10 - The Pizza Boys

Can you guess our Sal food of the week? It's not salmon, salami, or saltines. Only 2 more episodes until we burn the mic!

Episode 12 - Salatarians (Pt. 2: Fuck Yea!)

Stanley and Branley finally give their fans what they've been begging for, we burned the mic, are you happy now?

Episode 14 - BURN THE MIC!!!!!!

Stanley and Branley kick off Season 2 with a nasty porn scandal, and discuss dogs.

Episode 15 - Season 2 (Episode 1)

Emily shows up this week to ruin the show!

Episode 16 - Andisley

Stanley and Branley call up Andy from 'The Ear to the Ground' podcast (https://soundcloud.com/eartothegroundpodcast)and talk about some stuff.

Episode Twenty Something - Andy

Our call scramtcher/most frequent caller finally comes into the studio. He gets uncomfortable and starts playing guitar and Stanley and Branley sing about the hairless jungle and all their hairless friends.

Episode 33 - The Hairless Jungle

Stanley and Branley try with difficulty to give away an Engelbert Humperdinck Greatest Hits LP.

Episode 36 - Engelbert Humperdinck (Pt. 1: Engelbert)

Stanley and Branley try to figure out the difference between Melons and Lemons, Stanley does some laundry, and we try to figure out what happened to Chipotle and why even Taco Bell is better at this point. Stanley spends a lot of the show on his phone Instagramming his cat, and we dice each other up.

Episode 54 - High Noon, Cat Jesus, Melons, Murder (Bonus: Pt. 1 & 2)

All the extra stories that didn't make it into the episode, there are no transitions between the different bits sorry.

(Bonus) Episode 56 - Phone Game, Science Teachers, Birds, Fetty Wap

In this extra long extra bonus special episodes the boys figure out the best way to play back audio and check the record, find out about shasta, faygo, and BANG! drinks, force callers to give us movie reviews while doing accents, and find out some secrets about Stanley.

Episode 67 - BANG!, Faygo, Shasta, Harry Potter, Movie Reviews, Play That Back

Branley brings a ton of surprises for Stanley, mainly a 4 page screenplay he wrote very quickly with a ton of spelling and grammar errors. The boys enlist some buds to do 2 full readings of the script and Branley gives Stanley his surprises.

Episode 72 - The Cheech and Chong of Crack (Pt 2: The Screenplay)

Stan and Bran figure out a new way to approach competitive eating, figure out an even fresher technique than farm to table, and try to figure out what jailiens would be.

Episode 80 - Find the Hot Dogs, Chef to Table, Jailiens (Part 1: Just Stan and Bran)

Stanley and Branley get together in person outside for the first time since the quarantine started with a couple of friends who are really bad at talking into the microphones. Sorry.

Episode 104 - CUCK SUCK FUCK WHAT!

Stanley and Branley try to figure stuff about people based on what kind of pizza slice is their favorite.

Episode 105 - Pizza Sandwich

Branley has on some buddies from his other podcast "Once Upon a Time in College Station" and they try to drop some riffs.

Branley and Buds: Episode 4 - Rippin' Riffs

Stanbot's back and everything gets crunched. Big time.

Episode 112 - Stanbot Returns: Big Time

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