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These teenagers believe in nothing but butts, boobs, and chaos. Can these vegetables of faith get through to them? (Spoilers, probably not.)

►Video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSeceKJfCDw

►Everyone voiced by me lol

►Thumbnail made by FightMarker

►Beat by Audio Network

►Lyrics:

►Beavis and Butthead Verse 1
Butthead: Are we high,I think our lunch is talking *uhuhuh.*
Beavis: Oh, oh ye, and it seems to be rotten *hehe*
Butthead: They like god *uhuhuhu* Beavis: Hey, that guy sucks! *hehe*
Butthead: They worship a guy who made them deluxe. 
Beavis: We’ll bat em, like we did to those frogs!
Beavis:Then serve em to the bungwipes we serve at our jobs!
Beavis:Preachy sonuva bitch! Butthead: Uhh y e a h. *uhuhuhu*
Butthead: We’ll piss on the church, then say a prayer. *uhuhh*

►Bob and Larry Verse 1  
Bob: Now boys, god loves you very much..
Larry: Even if you do a lot of bad and such..
Bob: But you’re testing my patience! Larry: Calm down Bob..
Bob: Who gave you the assurance to play down God! Larry: Oh boy..
Bob: Where are your parents, where is your love!
Bob: Where is your budget, from lord up above! 
Larry: In their world, humor is randomly generated 
Larry: References outdated, beyond overrated!
Bob: And what does that tell you? Larry: these guys cringe.
Larry: Glued to the couch, always on a binge.
Bob: Now Stewart, he’s a good kid. Larry: Oh ye, f’sure!
Larry: Staying pure, always mature.
Bob: I’d rather not bring the beatdown, with friends from Beet Town.
Bob: But I doubt they’d stay relevant if they were told to tweet now.
Bob:Come to Sunday School boys. Larry: Stop being a slob.
Bob:Repent can be as easy as turning a knob...

►Beavis and Butthead Verse 2
Beavis + Butthead:*hehehe* knob *uhuhuh*
Butthead:Uhh, shut your mouth stupid asswipes *uhuhuh*
Butthead:You’re just a softie, a bit too ripe..
Beavis:*hehe* YEAH, you’re just an old gay couple!
Beavis:I bet when the camera is off, you probably CUDDLE! *hehe*
Butthead:WOAH *uhuhuh* Calm down Beavis. *hehe* Beavis: That was pretty cool.
Butthead:We don’t need to show up to these tool’s school.*uhuhuh* Beavis: Ye *hehe*
Beavis:Don’t ask us to review your music, we’ll set it on FIRE!
Butthead:Your show is old, you should probably retire. *uhuhuh*
Butthead:Hey Beavis *uhuhuh* Beavis: Um, yeah Butthead? *hehe*
Butthead:Want some candy? *uhuhuh* Beavis: Ye, mm this is pretty good *hehe*
*goes crazy* 
CORNHOLIO: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP!
I’M NOT ONE OF YOUR KIND, FUCK YOU AND SWEET PEA!
I COME FROM LAKE TITICACA, I DON’T NEED NO HEAVEN!
LARRY IS MADE FOR BUNGHOLES, AND KIDS UNDER SEVEN!
 
►Bob and Larry Verse 2  
Bob: Is that kid ok? Larry: I think he must’ve been possessed..
Bob: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! Larry: That went west…
Larry: That was a rant, but you get the point.
Larry: We want the best for you, no plan to disappoint..
Bob: So if you like to talk to Tomatoes.
Bob: If a squash can make you smile.
Bob: If you like to waltz with potatoes.
Bob: Fuck you and your friends meanwhile. Larry: BOB!

Bob And Larry Vs Beavis And Butthead ❰April Fool's Battle❱

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Misunderstood (prod. rollie)

Welcome to Episode Two. Today, the terrific athlete Homestar Runner takes on the ditzy sister of The Loud House, Leni Loud, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
___________________________________________________
CREDITS

► Homestar Runner, voiced by
JMB
https://www.youtube.com/user/justinmikebuckner

► Leni Loud, voiced by
Elsie Lovelock/SweetPoffin
https://www.youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin

► Strong Sad, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
?????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/wes81zs

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Single

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

The battle of the most famous video game urban legends is finally here!

Matthew Thomas as Petscop
VinnyO as Polybius

Petscop:
Just to prove that I’m able to take on a rusty game machine
I’ll spit it faster than the colors that you flash onto your screen
Just a little simple code and it’ll make anyone a-Paul-ed
Got Amber in my inventory, so you know I’m on the ball
What I see right here is the worst gaming myth in history
Your chance of claiming victory is the true mystery
You’re my pet peeve, so I’ll take you and put you in a daycare
Reborn on the PS4, but you’ll still meet your Newmaker

Polybius:
You've probably got No Ideas on why people fear me
How about you insert a quarter, and then you will surely see
Why every kid in the 80's got headaches and hallucinations
Probably ‘cause I bring more fears than a fake game on Playstation
Only thing to do when I go Hammond on the Mike; pray
Leave this wannabe pasta with an 8-bit migraine
Best check if you got epilepsy, ‘cause I’m going in for the kill
Even with your huge fanbase, you blow more than the Windmill!

Petscop:
You’ll make like Daisy-Head Mayzie once you learn the sad truth
That the only people interested in you are men in black suits!
This is where I draw the Garaline, so once this cabinet is broke
I’ll dump him in the trash where he belongs, that’s a dead hoax. (yep)

Polybius:
Step to me, your sense deletes, I don’t Even Care
Just Stay Asleep, you can’t defeat Polybius, it isn’t fair
You’re not Gifted at all, you’re just a Plain mess, you’re screwed
How About you get it through your head Buddy? Nobody Loves You!

Beat Produced by: Epistra
Written by: Matthew Thomas
Mixed by: Matthew Thomas

Petscop vs Polybius

Light as The Raven Man
Vladimyr P. as The Midnight Man

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE MIDNIGHT MAN
AGAINST
THE RAVEN MAN
BEGIN

The Raven Man:
An ancient pagan ritual wants to call me in the mid of this night?
A figure whose scare factor is a myth and trick of the light?
So, try not to bore me, and i’ll answer your queries,
But allow me to speak first, i know all about your theories.
1: No you’re not real, just a construct of human terror,
2: Almost no one plays your game, most can’t begin without an error
3: The childish hide and seek games that you play with your opponents.
Is nothing compared to the black raven, the most feared omen.

The Midnight Man:
If you want to let me into this rap, then let the games begin,
the flame may be your beacon, but your fire will never win.
How can you be a psychic when you’re not good with words
The fore-shadow of this battle, is; your win is with the birds
Step forward, grab the candle, let's see the face you never show,
Then try not to suck at dying. Or in your case, “Don't Blow.”
If you wanna take flight; it’s best to pick up the pace
For no object can protect you from my thrill of the chase.
I'm the ritual, inspire video on both fronts.
Standing by Bloody Mary, as your points don’t make the cut
This ghost machine is out of order, and your tale has gone rotten
I will stay around forever, while you are left forgotten




The Raven Man:
The clock is counting, almost out of time, tick tock.
Looks like your luck is running out by the 22nd wood knock.
I know about your media. What brought you more shame?
Your 2016 flawed film or boring video game?
Let's make this fight more fun, triple the threat of the king.
What you bring ain’t nothing compared to players under my wing
Allow me to incanter my skill to make you do as I will,
Then you’ll wish you hadn’t asked how this track will be killed
You want blood? Then pay witness to the sacrifice i’ll see,
Once this bogus-man is snuffed out by 3:33.
I refuse a loss offer, make the ritual end
Make you lost in the dark-rap, since I’m a godsend

The Midnight Man:
You wanna cut yourself with ego? Let me put salt in the wound.
Birds of a feather will flock together, but midnight man will leave you marooned.
And once you’re separated; leading to eternal graves
This flightless chicken will be my eternal slave!
I can't do Jack killing you, because your hardness is heartless,
And the climax is a magic trick. The power you harness is harmless.
So, Leave us Raven Man, and don’t get too attached
You can summon me again when you learn how to light a match

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (Blow Candle Out)

Writers: Ryan Tillotson and Vlad
Cover Art by Brodecai
Beat Produced by Kustom

The Raven Man vs The Midnight Man. Sinister Rap Battles: Lost Episode “Ritual”

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

Special thanks to Cacogrins for sponsoring my content!
If You Love Them So Much Why Don't You Marry Them?
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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Welcome to the New Year! We kick this year off with a delayed video, but an early audio for the next battle. Two conmen magicians battle it out in The Wizard of Oz vs P.T. Barnum, enjoy!

Written by: Ryan Shackle
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Beat By: 20 Dollar Beats
Cover By: Commander Jacob

CAST:
RedFriction as The Wizard of Oz(Audio)
Mr. Tibbs as P.T. Barnum

LYRICS:
Oz:
I hereby grant audience to this Bridgeport Mayor, though
On that post, you’ve gotta be as brainless as the Scarecrow
Your performance isn’t worth it; I want my money back
‘Cause the ex-tent of your career is nothing but a hack
Your victory’s a gamble with the yellow stories you bring
Wolverine had to die before the world could hear you sing
Here, I’ll give you a preview of what your legacy warns
Barnum went up in smoke, like my ethereal form

Barnum:
I don’t Digg it, PINHEAD, so you best float away
Better call Ferb, ‘cause I know what I’m gonna do today
Make a travesty of my business befall another fire
‘Cause that verse was flaccid; change your name to Oscar Mayer
My fame’s infinitely higher than any cinema you hire, man
You can’t take this great showman if you’re not good enough for Iron Man
You weren’t even allowed to talk for the first couple tries
Now, wait a minute for another sucker I can fight

Oz:
You’re not welcome in Munchkin Land, so I’ll bury you with Tom
Your raps are coming up short; I’ve got you under my thumb
You had an army of thousands, their beliefs they did shirk
But then you made it illegal for them to enjoy your work
I’ve seen many freaks of nature, but this one’s ridiculous
You’re fishy as a mermaid with all this monkey business
Take my grandma’s music box, Wicked Bitch of the East
Can’t contain the great and powerful. This is me!

Barnum:
Walk this way to Egress, and your life will be spared
Your fame only blew up because you’re full of hot air
I know I can beat you, even though you’re The Wiz
This isn’t Kansas anymore, man; I’ve got a heart of tin
I’m the Ring MC, so that makes you a sideshow
Your people step all over you, like the Yellow Brick Road
As a traveling bankroll, Prince of Humbug crooks
I’ve only been petrified by the sight of your books

The Wizard of Oz vs P.T. Barnum| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 6

This is an Reupload.
Lyrics:
https://www.wattpad.com/577831907-song-lyrics-book-the-ultimate-video-game-rap

JMBRaps - Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle Reupload.

Light as Roronoa Zoro
Malina Rose as Erza Scarlet

Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Written by: Dani Frias and Dargon
Additional Writing Help by: Henry, Oookm, and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: ColeDaCole

Lyrics:

Zoro:
I feel that I gotta inform those, if you mess with Roronoa, you get torn slow
and Miss Erza Scarlet right here looks like she could just be another dojo 
It's Zoro, me and the Straw Hats finna pull up at your home, so drop the tension
I won't lose to a girl who tries to carry her team by the power of...friendship?
I save trains, so you know I'm running a track,
While you're training now so you can run and attack
I'm better off goin' on without parents than ending up related to a parasite so wack 
Can't destroy the beat without destroying your town
You're lucky that you have me since I'm doing it now
Changing your armor but still look like a clown
While I just need a durag so shit can go down 
So let’s make it clear that I'm Zoro, Miss, leaving my mark like El Zorro, Miss
Should've made your ugly ass the many monsters that you were you able to go solo with
But if you want a match,
Let our swords clash, 
One shank to the chest and your breath's traveled
and in case you still wanna think you'll leave alive, you can check the Death Battle

Erza:
I won't allow getting an inch near me, call me Sanji, I'm gonna cook this man
This vice captain got nice cappin', though, get back on your ship and fix a plan
Got so lost, you showed up on Fairy Tail, I'm just keeping it real between us
I'm firing shots like a Jupiter Cannon, can't be that godly when strung up like Jesus
Don't think you're slashing blades against an S Class to your Worst Generation
I feel pity so you could take my Requip and go turn into not a disgrace and
Get out my sight, please, it's obvious that you'll fall when you fight me, I'd say to bite me
But with that weapon in your mouth it seems that your teeth are the only thing mighty
Got 1, 2, 3 swords but be warned, 'cause you still can't get through me
Don't matter, though.
You'd be too busy using the forth one in your pants to go swordfight Luffy
Like your manga name, you'll take the L, Zolo. But I know you would otherwise
'Cause I'm no girl you can par with, 
I put the scar in Scarlet; 
Best keep a lookout for your other eye

Zoro:
I'm a pirate hunter, while your crew can't pass the sea nor step to me without a beach episode
I won't look out for what you swing at me 
I should be written out of here too like the arcs I'm not in 'cause I'm best in flow
Took Luffy's pain, it didn't hurt as bad as hearing you, it's apparent
Rockin' a wedding dress but we both know you and Jellal still fucked before marriage 
It's best you stop and put those eye jokes to rest, pretty sure yours is faker than your breasts
Straight out the Marines 
So you don't want a war against someone who could leave one giant mess
Must be a slave again 'cause you're not making any cents. 
At least when you were, you weren't asking for this
So I'll help you thinkin 'bout your own funeral again 
‘cause the only dub you'll take is the Miss Fairy Tail Contest

Erza:
Rapping is one of your weaknesses, go kneel down to me and pay respects
Giving you the boot when I'm kicking your nuts 'til your voice ends up higher than Pica's is
I wouldn't say you’re a genius,
It's pathetic that you'll make like Natsu after you've been checked
Give it a rest, I could call you Kuina once you take some steps
Sit down and best watch your language, ay
Slice you like a Jersey Mike's sandwich, ay
Me and my guild won't fall down and give up the crown 
to someone who's been playing outlandish games
But I guess this is where you fail, as it seems that it's too late give me at least some peace
Ironic, I'll have you die to my sword and then you'll be anything but One Piece

Zoro vs. Erza - #7

LYRICS:

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 1:
What does hope mean to you?
How do you define that motive that pulls you through?
When it seems to you like all is lost, tell me, what do you do
To get out of that slump to achieve what you want to pursue?
I’ve always thought that Lady Luck was on side
One step closer to my dream, the future was looking bright
But I learned quick my situation wasn’t right
And what would happen in the following days would change all of our lives
Who do you trust? Who will betray?
Are you on the hunt? Or are you the prey?
Who unites and stands? Who wields the knife?
Will you take my hand? Or take my life?
We’re all part of a game we’re being forced to play
We’re lead to believe that bringing death’s how we escape
Well I won’t do it, I’m gonna find another way
Cause ultimately, hope always win the day

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 2:
Talk about the school of hard knocks
What the hell are we a part of?
I can feel my heart pump
There’s a killer lurking, everybody’s got their guard up
But we must stay together, we’ll beat this cause we’re better
Won’t kill for their pleasure, never cracking under pressure
We won’t be beaten, we’re stronger than all our demons
No matter how much we’re bleedin’, we’ll fight to be granted freedom
If you’re thinking that despair can win, that’s never right in any case
We won’t break no matter how much days you keep us contained in this place
Lines have been crossed, I’m mourning the ones we lost
Deaths searing into my thoughts, can’t unsee the things I watched
But with all the horrifying tragedy that’s all around me
I’ll keep my sanity to prevent more of it from happening
Cease the blood lust, avoid the path of genocide
This is a situation with circumstances where we can’t divide
We will overcome the urge to bring our own demise
Through these dark times, hope will help us all survive

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 3:
Among us, there is a false face
When there’s an opportunity, they won’t waste
The moment you’re alone, they will make haste
They’re curious on how your blood tastes
Your light is dimming, not enough to clear the air
Soon enough, you’ll see that fate isn’t fair
It is hopeless thinking someone hears your prayers
You’ll come to reason in the ways of despair

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

JMBRaps - Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle Reupload.

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