YOU HAVE UNO

if i can prove that i never touched my balls

Kill yourself NOW!

Day N Nite Acapella

you, me, gas station

Redman, Keith Murray, Jamal - Da Ill Out (Phat Tape Remix)

i havn't seen this on here yet
so here u go
original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6hf3DvD3X0

Can I Get A Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Burger

YOU FOOL I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

eggmans announcement

music makes you the man behind the slaughter

You, Me, Gas Station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means? Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare... naked? Oh yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese™️. Dance. Dance. Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. I turn into a jet, fly into the sun,  black out again. Wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kickin’ in, duzubuzupzudahaha, AAAAH!

if i can prove that i never touched my balls

ava