so i did dis trak cos i wontd to rite sum moosik that wos soopr gud yknow cus i luv my fanz my famz luvj me pleez by my moosik

ooga booga

ooga boga

thout id retorn to me routs n whip out this lil piece of shite banger song here i do think it coulda dun with sum more work ("sum more tim e in theoven" as me mam would say if she didnt go missin in acton wehn i took her wi me to see my gay friends in iraq)but youkno me mate that fuckwad mcdickinyourass decide he wante d to do sum ket befor bed so had to hury rate up like.

thisn was inpiresd by when last weke i went over to sum shitehole cuntry think it wa called birminghull or somink like that n honesly it was fuckeing worse than irawq like dont get me started cos then i hav to finish which is wht my gay frinds in iraw sed when they saew me geting changd one time.

anywy ig you havent alredy go n dfolow mcdickinyourass he needsz friends 

piece n luv

Vomit O' Bucket

yoo guiys bin a wile innit! i thort id use sum extra punctooashon i lernd in past 10 pluss 1 months (carnt cownt past 10 sory guiys!). got 2 hand it 2 mc cockinyourbum, he es 2oo gud at dis song maykin bizzyniss wiffowt im i wudve nevr bin ayble 2 cum bak. i put lot effrt into dis butt stilll cud youse sum work innit! sory for showtin, im excited! i did it agayn! agayn! no!!! ennyway, hope u like it and show mc cockinyourbum sum love and supprt 4 his gay chums in eyerack!!!

Vomit O Bucket

sory guys i got busy when i was trimin me grass an when i was trimin me grasss my neyber brought his wheely bin into me garden and he said "get in" so i did you know i dint want to cause a fuss or nothin an then he wakced me wit this big fuckin mallet an it did hurt a bit like youkno w me i am hench but it gave me a bit of a conushion an wehn i woke up i was all tied up an i wa\snt to big of a fan, the guy was good to be far like whn i did ask to be alowed to post to me sondloud he said i could but not for to lon g so thats why its a bit sharter than usaly it is. 
thisn is basd on that one time that i was at a dentist becaus i twitsed my ankel an the sily dentist man starte d eetin me teeth! i told him to stop an he did but by that point hed had enough to fill a tic tac box
but yknow what even then its not as bad as what some peploe have to go threw, some polep cant even hav dentits becas there cunry think theyl put thigns in ther bums and those poor pepple are my gay frends in iraqw an if yous want to suport a good cause pleese help them to get some good dentits over there

piece n luv guys

Dentist Ate My Teeth

HELo people back her wit anothr track o mine ye yu see its really me wid my uniq styel and stuff init so no questin that it aint mine so anywy go andd subscripe and liike and hope u enoy song

Dentist Are My Teeth (MY REAL SONJ DO NOT STEAL OR COPY RIGHHT)

"The inspiration for this track is evidently All Things Must Pass by the legendary former member of The Beatles (and former member of the living population) George Harrison. The song carries the theme of time, and of tough times inevitably coming to an end. It is for this reason that we can clearly see how poetic McCockinyourbum's artistry can be; not only do they frequently play with the concept of time by constantly warping the original song, but it is also tough to get through it, yet reaching the end is truly inevitable as McCockinyourbum's talent is guaranteed to grip you throughout. This is moving. Truly inspirational." - my 4 yer old son who wanted sum beans so i made him write a revew for me in exchange for food

so with this piece i wanted to celebrate the epic life of gorge haroldson who was ded in 2003 but was born befor that hapend in like the olden days an that. i thougt this piece was good n stuf so i made it beter as yiz can obviusly here. 

i made sure to referenc bean as wel because im in talks wit some heinz people (actuly it turns out they migt be bots but we can hope) so i hav to advertis for them sory gorge but im sur yu understan i hav to get that heinz mony

now i do need to get al political for a momnt bcas my girfrend say i shud stil be promotin good mesages n stuff so look we can al agree that gerg haryso n  was a bit of a homo n i do respec that i do, so i reckon we shoud honor my gay friends in iraq by donatin load of mony to this acount n i promis i'l send a bit of it to them. stay streong fellas you got this piece n luv

Gorge Haroldson Remix

"so fresh my pacemaker stopped" - my grandma, rip gram grams

"ºÉ♫☺C○Qì8☺æM" - hobo begging for money

"i like this" - jesu

well ye fam init i went an made som freh tunes her went for somthin a litl more simple ye if u get what i mean fambruv nt too mamy instrument more fresh tune samples brobv

fresh tunez

i was out in the 4by4 today n it wa suny so i went n sat in some rich guys garden n bathed in sun n got mesen a nice lil tan n ykno what i ghot proper inspired so i rote this piece

ykno its days l;ike this that i rely do think of cuntrys that r like proper fucken roastin hot like iraq where my gay friends liv, ykno yiz shoiuld realy go n show them some lluv coz it is tough for them it realy is piece n luv

Beautiful Birdsong From My Garden

dis song tuk 4ever 2 do! me n' me buddie mccockinurbumm hav bin workin on dis 4 a few yeirrs now cos we wontd 2 mayk shur that it wos gud enuff 4 y'all cos ur our fans and we luv y'all we wont 2 do de best 4 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

review
"This is exquisite" - God
i dunno wot exckwissit meens so i thort id luk it up for y'all cus i luv y'all it means that it is bootifull innit

snog 4 jesus

song 4 jesus [Mc Dickinyourass x McCockinyourbum]

"reminds me of the bible but like just the good bits" - McDickinyourass

me n dicky read like a few verses of that book me nan always used to read n it was alright y kno could use some like improvements n edits in places especially when theres rape like i get its part of the storey but maybe it would be cool for there to be like a litle warning say9ing like "dont do this bit its naughty" n then itd be beter for kids so maybe theyd be mor comfortabl wi it

i started of by reading sum bibl n recoprded the noises i maked wen i red it n most of them were like "hmm" n "intrestin" n "fuckin hel this int good" but then wen i skiped to the jesus bit i was more like "whoah" n "oi fucken bangin" n all that stuf

then i like friestyled over the top of it wiv giter n it was cool, n i did sum other stuf tht i'l leave out of this n save it for like an intervew or sumfin but after al that me n dicky sent it back n fourth a bit until jesus litraly fuckin came to us wen we were on shrooms n he played some paino for it n i thought "oi thats lit mate" but then he wasnt there no mor n we got a bit sad but like it was cool n i do think it come acros in th song

befor jeus left he did say a thing or too about my gay friends in iraq n aparently sum of them ar muslim so they had to die but aparently it was nobl and stuf so theyl get to have 72 tons of oliv oil or sumfin like that, hope the rest stay strong n let jesu into them houses

piece n luv

song for jesus

Song For Jesus

yo yo yo my brudda listen here dis going to be a wild ride for those ears of yours

Vomit O Bucket

Mc Dickinyourass

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