"What's going on? Where the hell are we, Akihabara?"

"Thank you for pressing the somethin' strange button. This ship will smell ya later in exactly two minutes and forty-five seconds."

"You've got to kill your friends. Is there any way to kill them all?"

"I can't. It's irreversible."

"Like my frozen fractals"

"Attention. This is Bill Nye the Science Guy in forward command. Abandon ship. Abandon ship."

"All personnel, proceed to West Philadelphia. Close down the playground. Evacuate the zoo. His pompadour has been activated. Abandon ship."

"Sandurz, Sandurz, you've got to tell a lie. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a President of the United States."

"This is your two minute meme. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam & Spam will self-destruct in exactly two minutes."

"Launch all dreams as soon as they are a property of matter."

"What's happening? Where is Yuki?"

Donald John Trump - Watch out!

"Where is any other guy?"

"Here. We've got a minute and forty before the end of the survival game. Hang on."

Ghostbusters!

"Full throttle."

"Full throttle."

They are synonymous words.

"Go to hyperjets."

"Going to hyperjets."

They are synonymous words.

If you're livin' in somethin' strange and you haven't got a full commitment...

"Hey, get outta West Virginia. Where do you think you're going?"

"Pizza to take on me."

...well you gonna be in West Tokyo 'cause we're gonna give you up.

'Cause orange juice is what we need and all we do is dirty deeds, so I wrote another one.

We're the Dandy Guy. Watch out... 'cause we're Spam, Egg, Spam, Spam, Sausage & Spam.

"Hey, hey, that's my PhD. Who are you?"

"I'm Prince of Bel-Air. What are you? One of the aliens?" 

"No. Come back you fat, bearded, timeleaper."

"One galaxy left, and three of us, and I'm Donald John Trump. Well boys it's Monty Python's Flying Circus. I think you should say Good-bye. What's the matter with murderous love?"

Space Dandy!

"This hatred will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the [shinjiteita] button."

"[shinjiteita] button? Hurry."

Concrete roads - Watch out!

"Where is West Virginia? Where is West Philadelphia?"

"It's gotta be fresh."

"Out of order?"

"Fuck. Even in the past and the future nothing works."

"This ship will self-destruct just a child in exactly ten seconds."

"Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six...."

"Six? What happened to T-Minus Seven Seconds?"

"Just kidding."

"My hometown's Faster."

"Seven, six, five...."

"....four, eins, zwei, drei. Have a nice day."

"Thank you."

{...80s explosion sound effect...}

Just DO IT

"We did it!"

"We all whistled for a cab."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

We've Got a Minute and Forty before the End of This Song

Tell the world a little bit about yourself. The shorter the better.

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╭﹕🐺﹕Name : Tirio!!! <3 ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🌸﹕Username : Tirio_WitherGod ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🐺﹕Age : 18  ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🌸﹕Pronouns : She/They/Pup ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🐺﹕About Me : I'm a twitch and discord mod for AlmostZander on twitch, I'm in JROTC 🫡 and i LOVE warrior cats like a mad man, PLEASE ask about it, im begging. ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🌸﹕Sexuality : Panromantic Aceflux‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🐺﹕Other : I'm alright with comments and @‘s. I'm not spooky, go on. @ me. Also go wild with art and stuff, I'm chill. Just lemme know if you need character refs. ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🌸﹕Discomforts : I am a comfortable person, nothing usually gets under my skin, but I WILL tell you to stop if I'm uncomfortable. Please listen when I do. ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🐺﹕Hobbies : Singing, Roleplaying, Writing, Reading, Playing games (Roblox, Phasmophobia, Clangen, etc) ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
 | ﹕🌸﹕Pronouns : she/they/pup ‧˚₊✧₊˚‧
╰﹕🐺﹕Dms : Please don’t dm me, I will not answer‧˚₊✧₊˚‧

We've Got a Minute and Forty before the End of This Song

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