Name: CUM PIZZA by Roxxagon
Duration: 45 s
Description: A weird track inspired by Neil Cicirega/Lemon Demon.

New LP -> https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/spirit-phone

Lemon Demon ~ Cabinet Man

The international smash hit single, taken from the first Pig with the Face of a Boy album "La la ha ha", available here: 

CD: http://pigfaceboy.co.uk/stuff-to-buy/our-cd/
Download: http://dawnofthesquid.co.uk/music

Written by Donald Newholm and Dan Woods
Produced by Donald Newholm and Malcolm Gayner

Arranged and Performed by

Donald Newholm - Vocals & Mandolin
Dan Woods - Vocals & Accordion
Malcolm Gayner - Drums & Vocals
Robin Harris - Double Bass, Trumpet & Trombone

Words:

To Moscow I came seeking fortune
But they’re making me work til I’m dead
The bourgeoisie have it so easy
The Tsar’s putting gold on his bread
The people of Moscow are hungry
But think what a feast there could be
If we could create a socialist state
That cared for the people like me:

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That descend upon me from up above.
They come down and I spin them around
Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove.
Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine
And the lines will be formed as they fall –
Then I see that I have misjudged it!
I should not have nudged it after all.
Can I have a long one please?
Why must these infernal blocks tease?

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
Come Muscovite! Let the workers unite!
A collective regime of peace and love.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But the landlord and taxman bleed me dry
But the workers will rise! We will not compromise
For we know that the old regime must die.
Long live Lenin, kill the tsar!
We salute the sickle and star!

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The food on your plate now belongs to the state
A collective regime of peace and love.
I have no choice in arranging the blocks
Under Bolshevik rule, what they say goes.
The rule of the game is we all are the same
And my blocks must create unbroken rows.
Long live Stalin! He loves you!
Sing these words, or you know what he’ll do…

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That are made by the men in Kazakhstan.
They come two weeks late and they don’t tessellate
But we’re working to Stalin’s five year plan.
I am the man who arranges the tanks
That will make all the Nazis keep away
The Fuhrer is dead, and Europe is Red!
Let us point all our guns at the USA.
We shall live forever more!
We can start a nuclear war!

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That are building a highly secret base.
Hip hip hurrah for the USSR!
We are sending our men to outer space.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But each night I go home to my wife in tears –
What’s the point of it all, when you’re building a wall
And in front of your eyes it disappears?
Pointless work for pointless pay
This is one game I shall not play.

I am the man who arranges the blocks!
But tomorrow I think I’ll stay in bed.
The winter is cold, I’ve got plenty of gold
And I’m standing in line for a loaf of bread
Maybe we’d be better off
If we brought down Gorbachev

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
Peace and love, peace and love!

And now the wall is down, the Marxists frown
There’s foreign shops all over town
When in Red Square, well don’t despair
There’s Levi’s and McDonald’s there
The US gave us crystal meth
And Yeltsin drank himself to death
But now that Putin’s put the boot in,
Who’ll get in our way?

So we reject free enterprise
And once again the left will rise.
Prepare the flags to be unfurled
For we’re seceding from the world:
We shall regain the Georgian soil
We shall obtain the Arctic oil
We shall arrange the blocks and toil
Forever and a day.

Game over.

Copyright 2009 Ó Records

La la ha ha

The Complete History of the Soviet Union, Arranged to the Melody of Tetris (pig)

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Lyrics:
Yo, I'm Scott Howl
And I'm super high
And we're the best, imma tell you why
We're better than pizza
And ecstasy
We're the Prank Masterz
With a Z!
What makes us great? I'll tell you what
No other prank duo has such good butts
Yeah, we like our butts, and we can't deny
We've pranked every monster at Spooky High!
We've pranked the students
We've pranked the teachers
We've pranked vampires and mythical creatures
One time, we did a prank on an ocelot
That prank was awesome, bro!
Pranks a lot!
So let me give you some free advice:
We've pranked you once, we're gonna prank you twice!
'Cause we've been spending all our lives living in a prankster's paradise
Prank Masterz!
Prank Masterz!
Doing pranks and causing disasters
Prank Masterz! 
Prank Masterz!
Sacrificin' to our dark master
We're taking dank pranks all the way to the prank bank
But we needed something new to fill up our prank tank
So we found this book, and it really charmed us
The cover's made of skin, so you know it's harmless
We opened it up and the words started bleeding
Way more exciting than regular reading
To harness its power, it asked for our souls
We pledged them just for one reason:
The lolz!
The book was written by the dread Z'Gord
If it wrote this book,
It must be a prank lord!
So we summoned it here with the sole intention
Of pranking the crap out of this dimension!
So if you're wondering who to thank,
We've got two words:
Pr-
-anked!
We've doomed this plane for eternity
'Cause we're the Prank Masterz! 
With a Z!

(Spoken)
Uh, where are all our friends?

Monster Prom OST - Prank Masterz Rap

Wassup?

This was inspired by Toby Fox and deserts kinda.

Snake Vs. Cactus

A flying machine cruising over a pixelated forest.

Wood Zeppelin

The music that plays when someone gets dissed in the ghetto.

Smack Talk

Another little soundtrack thing I made. Slightly inspired by Toby Fox.

Imagine this song plays in your head when exploring the woods.

CUM PIZZA

Roxxagon

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