You do the live performance at next Mas, I'll rep you for the negotiations, 80/20 split my way, COB. This brought tears of joy to my eyes.

This is soooo awesome. I hate they didnt play it on the podcast but I found it. Can I get the lyrics? Again awesome.  YOU GET THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

As heard on Dan LeBatard Show, ESPN, 11/11/2013

Richie Incognito Song

Parody of "Easy Lover" by Philip Bailey and Phil Collins
As heard on Because Miami cc: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Every Friday, wherever you get your podcasts
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Easy Flooder

Easy flooder
Trade in your Beamer for a dinghy
Underwater
Before you know it we’ll be out to sea
She’s an easy flooder
Although we spend hundreds of millions
Our infrastructure is worse than that of 3rd world countries

We got 4th world infrastructure
Ripe for our destruction
Never forget it!
Ooo it’s pathetic
Building high rise after high rise
Even though the high tide’s
Coming to get us
Ooo can’t defend it

But we’re not changing cause we’re greedy (we’re greedy)
Get out quick cause the shoreline is receding
Better learn to swim or buy a boat

She’s an easy flooder
We’ve known about this now for decades
We’re underwater
There’s no escaping the invading sea
She’s an easy flooder
Nature don’t care about your feelings
She’s here to usher in the apocalypse for Miami

EASY FLOODER

Parody of "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield
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My book’s unwritten
But still, it’s for sale
Cause I closed a deal
I'm gettin’ to it!
…but so are my friends
We all know how this ends

Staring at the laptop before you
Open up a browser window
Let your fingers hunt and peck for "stugotz book dot com"
Only twenty-nine bucks for the hardback
So close you can almost taste it!
Pre-sale for incomplete work
Watch the money roll in!

No one else is gonna profit
Only I will rake it in
No one else, no one else
Could get away with this shit
Click the link now to obtain it
Best of luck as you’re explainin’
To your friends why you’re purchasing…

You’re all in on the grift!

Yes, it’s my name on the cover
That means I get full credit
No one knows, no one knows
If this thing even comes out…
Click the link now to obtain it
Best of luck as you’re explainin’
To your friends why you’re purchasing
A book that’s still unwritten

UNWRITTEN (STUGOTZ BOOK DOT COM)

Culture at Studio One- Take Me Girl

A very White Guys account of the fine system developed on the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. 
If you don't like this track, you can go walk in the ocean, or maybe I'll take the walk. Is this up for debate? You never know!

Consulting by my friend, Andrew of Whisper Sands
https://whispersands.bandcamp.com/

Lyrics:
Waaa ooo aaa ooooh, that is a fine

When Dan gets somebody’s name wrong
When Mike gets all snobby on a song
The Reaper speaks out
Chris gets rattled and then freaks out
Then Stugotz interrupts with “That’s a fine”

Waaa ooo aaa ooooh, that is a fine

Sometimes Dan forgets to watch his tone
Stugotz coughs right in the microphone
When Billy is useless
When Stu blames to make excuses
Then we will all remind them that's a fine

Stugotz read the internet wrong
He got a fine, but his money was gone
Old Greg Cote sits in the chair
And says something that breaks the show beyond repair

Roy just typed a live read without skill
Stu just found a $20 bill (that’s a fine)
We hate to say it
One time Dan killed poor Frank Layden
And I think that’s a $50 fine

Waaa ooo aaa ooooh, that is a fine

Fine Song

A short but delightful little ditty about the legendary backup Center, Michael Doleac. To the tune of "Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be a Long, Long Time) by Sir Elton John.

Lyrics:


Miami’s quite a place to play pro ball
In fact, it’s dope as Hell
Even with limited minutes, off the bench

The second unit really ain’t so bad
It’s just my job 3 games a week
For a back up fiiiiiihiiiive
Named Doleac

And I think it’s gonna be in garbage time 
When I get fouled and go to the free throw line
And unlike Shaq, I’m gonna make ‘em both
Oh whoa whoa whoa

Michael Doleac...
DOLEAAAAAAAC
Been around the league 10 years or so
But I’ve been coming off the bench a long, long time

Doleac (I Think It's Gonna Be In Garbage Time)

A tribute to the best darn sportswriter the Miami Herald has ever known. To the tune of "Maneater" by Daryl Hall & John Oates.

Lyrics:


Showkiller

He’s only on once a week
Musty and oblique
He’s had a cough since 1994
Watching and waiting... for his moment to bring things to a screeching halt

Whatever is interesting
He’ll relay the opposite thing
Sometimes he’ll bring a relic from his room of curios
Quality matters... but it doesn’t to Greg, that much we know for sure...

•
Whoa-oh here he comes
Cue the loser game show sound
Whoa-oh here he comes
He’s a showkiller

Whoa-oh there he goes
Missing the hard network out
Everybody knows
(Watch out) He’s a showkiller
•

He’s his own biggest fan
Lives to annoy Dan
He’s deadly, man — instantly just tears the show apart
Mindlessly blathers
He’s been coming for years, but he still doesn’t watch the clock

•
Whoa-oh here he comes
Cue the loser game show sound
Whoa-oh here he comes
He’s a showkiller

Whoa-oh there he goes
Missing the hard network out
Everybody knows
(Watch out) He’s a showkiller
•

Showkiller

This one's for Finny... kind of?

To the tune of "Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile.

Lyrics:

Shut That Dog Up

Stu we’re all workin' from home, yeah, you know, yeah
These aren’t like regular shows, yeah, to host, yeah
We’re just talkin’ on the Zoom, yeah, in our rooms, yeah
Things aren’t always running smooth, but it’s all good, yeah
‘Cept I keep hearing your dog, yeah
He’s loud, yeah
Gotta do something about it, it’s like he’s shoutin’
Hire somebody to walk him, or somethin’
You just ain’t doing enough, yeah
Ruff ruff, yeah
You could tie him to a post, yeah
While you host, yeah
Maybe throw a bone outside, yeah
Rawhide, yeah

We’re tryna do a show, can’t you shut your dog up
How come you have no control? Won’t you shut your dog up
You got a big house, can’t you shut that dog up?
We’re all in this together, #ShutThatDogUp

We’re tryna do a show, can’t you shut your dog up
How come you have no control? Won’t you shut your dog up
We all love Finny, but please shut that dog up
We’re all in this together, #ShutThatDogUp

Shut That Dog Up

Based on "Video Killed The Radio Star" by The Buggles

Greg Cote Killed The Radio Show

To the tune of Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.

Lyrics by Andrew Streeter and Yeti Blanc.


Poor old soul Kawhi...
Seemed sad in San Antonio
Got a ring up in Toronto
The Canucks all cried
When he left there -- who'd blame them?

Gone home (to LA)
Got Paul George (to LA)
Expectations higher than ever... (for the Clippers)

Tied 2-2, they're tied 2-2, oh boy....
Can they get out of the first round?

Pandemic P
Going 3 for 14
He just can't seem to hit anything
The Clips are their best
While he's getting some rest
Guess Kawhi has to do everything...

Pandemic P
A cancer to the team
Shots aren't falling for Pandemic P
Luka tore them to shreds
Did it on just one leg
Oh, come on now...
Pandemic P

Pandemic P

To the tune of "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi

Lyrics:

It's Tua Time!
Ain't it a shame that we can't say his last name?

QB1 -- time will tell
Just hope Aaron Donald won't put him through Hell

Whoa! Now the Dolphins are fun!
Maybe the good times have finally begun?!

Tua's the guy
But it's a shame that we can't say his last name
He's got the goods
His arm's insane
But we can't say his last name...

Fine Song

Yeti Blanc

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