A face-off between Texas' titan of horror against the ever unclear mass murderer of the Scream franchise

Written by R the Writer
Titanium1208 as Leatherface
Stofferex as Ghostface
Thumbnail by Stofferex
Audio Mixed by Mancha
Beat Prod. by BeeSaa Beats

Leatherface:
I'll tell ya the reason you shouldn't mess with Texas
Cause soon as I seen ya you're gonna be my breakfast
You're from a trite teen comedy with its horror so-so
The body of Shaggy with the voice of Mojo Jojo
Nothing but some brats obsessed with the silver screen
The only kind of slasher that gets murdered by the teens
I could turn your final girl into some Campbell's soup
While you only could rid her through payment disputes

Ghostface:
This decaying relic aged even worse than his gramps did
Stick to moaning and groaning because your writing is rancid
So you think me a comedy? Then how's this for a laugh?
You trip over your chainsaw and end up sliced in half!
Running hoops around Hooper, and every sequel he's wrought
Only Craven in the way that he's afraid of getting caught 
I'll leave you hung, stabbed, and shot, camera or not
Just like your face turn in 3D you've lost the plot
Maybe invest in some dentures cause from what I've seen 
Most eating you've done is off the lore of Ed Gein
You rep the lone star state, but I'll be honest
If I wanted scary Texans I'd just sit in on congress
In the current age of horror, you're not even worth a mention
Like a cloned phone in a dead zone, you're a hack with poor reception 
With all the rewrites and reboots your whole lore is undermined
Yet even with each new identity I'm still one of a kind

Leatherface:
Might as well be the same actor with your formula recycled
Just a Halloween costume that looks cheaper than Michael's
I'm the reason Jason and Freddy are still slashing
Only thing you brought to this genre was stunt casting
Always getting bitched around, even burned alive like MJ
While I'm cooking, make meals outta real fighters in MK
Fitting since in every film you're in y'all die
Even the so-called masterminds turn to fall guys
You may be the franchise face but don't ever forget
You won't come back if you bury more than David Arquette
Meanwhile I eat cops and chase them with a witness
Even Gale Weathers wants to stay out of my business 
Drop the phone, take me alone, and I'll beat your ass
Drain the color from your face, so no need for your mask
With a couple cuts, we'll have us some past-its-prime meat
Then I'll do what Nancy couldn't and swallow this rotten Skeet

Ghostface:
So you want to kill me now? Then you better come prepared
Could be anyone you know coming back for one more scare
You thought I'd praise your influence? I'd sooner just ignore you
Cause every real horror fan knows Peeping Tom came before you 
Hunted down your family, and now you're looking bitter
Rendered me the winner as diners become the dinner
So if I didn't Stab you now, it'd be a pity
Cause mentally I've left you far more scarred than Sidney

Passing Through Alastor Cover

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