I AM NOT A SHITTY OLD CLOUT THEIF DJ FROM LONDON, THAT IS SOME PARASITE

Liverpool/Thailand based Hip-Hop and electronic music producer

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees, I write award winning operas, I manage time efficiantly. Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corderoy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I recieve fan mail. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the C.I.A. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had taken a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet. I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis- he's fine, he prefers it where he is.
Good day to you.

My first self-titled album Stray Turtle is about
"Video games and 80's with romance.”

Playlist:

www.soundcloud.com/stray-turtle/sets/stray-turtle

-Stray Turtle-

1. Boy On A Hill
7. Evening
9. Moving
10. Ego
11. True
12. Peace
13. Share
14. Joy
15. Dance

My second album is called Dream Engine.

Playlist:

www.soundcloud.com/stray-turtle/sets/dream-engine

Album Description:

“A musical undersea adventure filled with mystery, suspense, and action!"

Album Notes:

I never keep a genre in mind. I hope my love for music is reflected in mine.

-Dream Engine-

1. Ocean Floor Dream Engine Passenger Train
2. Coral Reef
3. Arrival
4. Flying Digital Submarine
5. Wander Dog
6. Trench
7. Depth
8. Lost
9. Exploration
10. Playground
11. Ocean Friends
12. Wiggly Bubbles
13. Nether Samba
14. Nether Samba Part 2
15. No Sleep In Escape
16. Wake Up
17. The Beast
18. Surfacing
19. Rise
20. Boy On A Hill (Revisited)
21. Song 21
22. Rise (Instrumental)

My third album is called With Love Sincerely Autonomous.

Playlist:

www.soundcloud.com/stray-turtle/sets/with-love-sincerely-autonomous

Album Description:

To find courage out of a relationship.

Album Notes:

I believe in a deep unconditional love. Full acceptance.

-With Love Sincerely Autonomous-

1. My Love
2. The Warmth
3. I Will Go
4. Eyes Will Tell
5. Remember Me
6. Knowing
7. Restless
8. From Loss
9. With Love

My fourth album is called Legacy.

Playlist:

www.soundcloud.com/stray-turtle/sets/legacy

Album Description:

Stand for something. Be the hero.

Album Notes:

Compared to what I’ve written before, I tried to write an album that is sometimes more complex, sometimes heavier, and hopefully expresses feelings or conveys emotions I haven’t yet musically.

-Legacy-

1. Beginnings
2. A Sense Of Urgency
3. On Your Mark
4. Be The Hero
5. Fallout
6. From Ashes
7. Flesh And Bones
8. A Shadow Of One's Self
9. The Veil
10. Face Your Demons
11. Insistence On Pushing Boundaries / If I Close My Eyes My Life Is A Fairy Tale* **

*Yes, that is the entire title of Track 11 from Legacy :)

**You might have to count to 3 or 6 to catch the groove :)

You can purchase/stream my music through these companies:

7digital
8tracks
Akazoo
Amazon MP3
Apple iTunes (Apple Music)
Deezer
eMusic
Google Music Store
Groove (Xbox Music)
iHeartRadio
Omnifone
Rhapsody
Shazam
Spotify
Tidal
Yandex
YouTube Music

..and more!

Stray Turtle on SoundCloud:
www.soundcloud.com/stray-turtle

I consider Facebook to be my primary webpage.

Facebook:
www.facebook.com/stray.turtle.1

You can also follow me on

Instagram:
www.instagram.com/stray.turtle.music

Twitter:
www.twitter.com/strayturtle
@StrayTurtle

Download 'With Love Sincerely Autonomous' for $0.99 (99 cents) here:
www.cdbaby.com/cd/strayturtle4

Download 'Legacy' for $0.99 (99 cents) here:
www.cdbaby.com/cd/strayturtle2

I'm not very good at this so i'll defer to the great Hugh Gallagher...

"I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby-Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college."

Joe has headlined at San Francisco's Great American Music Hall and in his various bands he has played at England's Glastonbury Music Festival, San Francisco's famed Fillmore (opening for Richard Thompson), the second stages at Shoreline and Sleep Train Amphitheaters (opening for Alabama), Nevada's Burning Man Festival, and Santa Cruz's Y2K Live Looping Festival. Of all these gigs, the only one that had a good donut was the Glastonbury Music Festival. The Brits know how to make a donut.

Benjamin Courtney
Don't Fight it, FEEL it!

https://www.beatport.com/artist/benjamin-buttons/516141?srsltid=AfmBOoqpnOkDyixG4-8CGKoeDlpolQ8QPkY_v4BuyVcTJcQ-Kqny8wkB

Benjamin Buttons / Fidget Stone

 
DISCOGRAPHY
-On a global scale E.P. (Vibration records) (February 2016)
Tuve Que cantar (I had to sing)
On a global scale (feat. Bella Collins)
Hopes and Dreams and Fears
The cover up

-17 Pnatomimes E.P. (Violation music) (August 2015)
17 pantomimes
The field of the vibrations
Hunters moon
Ganglang thing

-Goodbye fools E.P (Nexgen Music) (March 2015)
Fools gold feat Triple dot beast
Scared to say goodbye feat Claudia Renee
The better half of me
They don't realise 
Thousand yard stare
Love fool

-Golden lotus feat. Bella Collins / Forever's calling (Vibration records) (Feb 2015) 

-Blue skies E.P (Luvdisaster records)(January 2015)
Blue skies (feat. Oliver Hawksworth)
The penitent man
Close your eyes (feat. Ceris Clift)
Jamie's imaginary guitar 

-Our time (Think deep recordings) (November 2014)

-The old words - (Violation records) (November 2014)

-Even when you're not there - (Sliced note recordings) (may 2014) 

-Luv disaster influences album (Luv disaster records) (April 2014)
Under the weather feat. Intermet (hip hop)
Wish you were here feat Intermet (hip hop)
Thinking of you (solo piano)

-Songs of silence EP (Luv disaster records) (June 2013)
Lunar tactics
Nothing remains the same feat. Jane Thomas
Old habits die hard
Songs of silence

 -Take me there (feat BooBoo) / Abandon ship / mystery callers (Nexgen music) (December 2012)

-The great consumer meltdown E.P (Bassdrive Tunes) (November 2012) 
Broken peace is? feat Nicki Rose
Treading the boards
Listening to dreams
In Bloom
The distant and the lonely
The great consumer meltdown

-Having you near (with Andy sim) (Jazzsticks recordings) (October 2012)

-Tears don't win prizes E.P - (Think deep recordings (July 2012)
Tears dont win prizes (feat BooBoo)
As the crow flies
If I should lose you
Stolen pathways (feat. Dav)
Sequence of events (with Andy Sim)

-Headfirst &amp; Foolhardy - feat. Miss May (Vibration records) (July 2012)

-Meet me in my shadow (Future thinkin) (February 2012)

-8th sun / Truth serum (Black reign LTD) (January 2012)

-No sensation (Luv disaster records) (December 2011) 

-Karl G &amp; Jamesie feat Undersound - Can't Breathe (Born to dance records) (September 2011) 

-Thicker than water (Think deep recordings) (August 2011) 

-Burning sand feat. Hayley Toms / Dwelling place (Bassdrive tunes) (August 2011) 

-Lost words (Vibration records) (March 2011) 

-Ghosts / Marching orders (Point Audio) (February 2011) 

- So hush (with Andy Sim / Steam train shuffle (feat Jane Thomas) (Nexgen music) (January 2011) 

-Month of sundays (vibration records) (december 2010) 

-She's alright (Hustle Audio) (December 2010) 

-Runaway / All seeing (Sub life recordings) (November 2010) 

-You dont understand / Sight unseen (Luv disaster 
records) (November 2010) 

-Karl g and jamesie feat. Undersound - Never should - (born to dance records) (september 2010) 

-Soul testify (feat Jane Thomas) / Shadow thinkers (Bassdrive tunes) (August 2010) 

- Mondays Lament / Swings and roundabouts - (Funkstar records) (July 2010) 

-A thousand memories E.P - (Point Audio) (June 2010) 
Rainbows and memories (feat. Oliver Hawksworth) 
The extra mile 
Saunctuary 
Rikki knows 

-Boundaries / Old superstitions - (Bassdrive tunes) (March 2010) 

-7th son of the 7th son / sleep walkers - (Black reign LTD) (March 2010) 

-Alice Trap / Fall 7 times - (Point audio) (Febuary 2010) 

-Into the woods - (digiphunk) (December 2009) 

-Nocture E.P- (Hustle audio) (September 2009) 
4 Leaf jester 
Ute - Lost voice (undersound remix) 
Spirits within 
A little night music - feat. Jane Thomas 

-Last supper - (Influenza) (July 2009) 

-Calling all bluffs - (Liquid brilliants) (12 track album) (June 2009) 

-Mangrove / Cherry Grove - (Point 9 Audio) (April 2009) 

-Happy go lucky / That thing called - (Point 9 audio) (December 2008)

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Bio

The Crow & The Deadly Nightshade is a three person musical band born in Paris (France). The group started in 2006, taking root in a seventy rock (The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Jefferson Airplane, The Grateful Dead, Big Brother and The Holding Company, Quicksilver Messenger Service) and in the ninety Denver sound (16H, Gun Club, Violent Femmes, Slim Cessna Auto Club, Creedence Clearwater Revival, etc.).
 


Discography 

- The Crow & The Deadly Nightshade / Demo 5 songs (White Veranda - january 2007)
- The Crow & The Deadly Nightshade / Fist EP (White Veranda - may 2008)
- The Crow & The Deadly Nightshade / Single Stackolee (Les Boutiques Sonores - october 2008)
- The Crow & The Deadly Nightshade / Compilation Rodenticide : The Best of Dark Roots Music Volume III (Devil's Ruin Records - march 2010)
- The Crow & The Deadly Nightshade / LP Double Vinyl (october 2011)



Press

Télérama Sortir
Derrière les premières compositions de ce trio psyche-folk-rock apparaissent clairement les influences (bien maîtrisées) des Doors, du Gun Club et de 16 Horsepower. Lyrique, sombre et de bon goût.

Les Boutiques Sonores
The Crow & The Deadly Nightshade, une musique qui claque comme une langue sur un palet, un rythme entêtant jusqu'à la nausée de notre médiocrité. La thérapie par le savoir-faire magique de l'électricité. Où la seule vision possible pour l'americana française, lorsque le blues reste le seul serre-dent auquel s'accrocher.

Le Figaro
The Crow and the Deadly Nightshade est sous influence CCR, The Grateful Dead, et propose donc un rock teinté de psychédélisme et de country.

MOJO Magazine
After unleashing The Power of Sixteen Horses with travelling banjo plucks, The Landing Party arrived creepily on time, immersed in the sounds of ‘70s psychos, The Cramps. The Deadly Nightshade just have that ability to drift in and out of genres, pillaging the riffs and concepts that define them and then mash them together with their own trademark bluesy undertones to create something completely unique. Not many can do it – shame so many missed it!

Gonzai
Ils ont la sauvagerie du mustang contrôlée par les grands dresseurs ancestraux. Sous le fouet de cette musique puissante et christique, ce sont des ailes qui nous poussent ; des crocs. Si seulement ce groupe avait l'envie et le courage de poser sa musique sur un disque et dans un label. Il pourrait bien être l'une des meilleures choses arrivée à ce pays depuis... depuis quoi d'ailleurs ?

Autres
20 minutes, Vice, Snatch, Keith, Hartzine, Paris La nuit, Trax Magazine, WAD, From Paris, Com2daddy, Midi Deux, La Phonographe Corp, Jekyll et Hyde.                                  

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