Welcome to the Court, Listeners.

Here you will find Judge, Jury, and Executioner. Here you will pay the highest price. For you will find that all three parties require payment. And all three parties respond well to flattery. 

Justice is blind for those wealthy enough to buy the non-disclosure agreement.

Yours in justified outrage, 
Ben Hur.

S2, Ep1: In The Criminal Justice System, Podcast Offenses Are Considered Especially Heinous.

We're an autonomous collective. Trailblazers. Couch commentators. Everyman. No man. Disembodied voices. Artichoke persons.
Under the guidance of our glorious enigmatic producer Kyle Coplen, our ever changing cast of the same hosts delve into taboo topics and arcane aesthetics to bring you inadequate coverage on what it means to inhabit this space and time.
Maybe we'll cover other spaces and times eventually. It's up for debate - currently at a 50/50 split - but no body of leadership is ever in complete agreement, right? That's why we have pineapple pizza, guys.
Anyway.
Tune in periodically for Kyle Coplen's Revolving Door, the podcast where you'll always wind up where you started, but something will be different and you have no idea how to get rid of this nagging feeling that you missed the different thing. You're welcome.