Call me a bitch. Loves to sing (my shower loves me)Dance (bring an earthquake )and annoy people (my favorite)
May the people who put their covers under the name "original tracks" have their own reserved place in hell.

School hates me ~ what can I do? The feelings mutual.

Awesome people love me ~ what can I do? I am one of them.

And God ignores me ~ what can I do? I am always bugging him.

Some people can get fat by only drinking water. And then there are people like me, who eat all day but still look like they have came from a famine place :/

If you ever feel down, open your front camera, snap a photo, see it and then close it. And then thank God for a beautiful face instead of an ugly potato that you just saw #mydailyroutine 

Never make your good friend sad. And never in your life remember to hurt your friend who have a Dslr, XD

Whats the similarity between samsung S6 and Iphone 6? 

*I don't have both *
~~ facebook "Sheikh says"


1. Place peeled and cut potatoes into a medium saucepan. Add cold water to the pan until the potatoes are covered by at least an inch. Add a half teaspoon of salt to the water. Turn the heat on to high, and bring the water to a boil. Reduce the heat to low to maintain a simmer, and cook covered for 15 to 20 minutes.
2. While the potatoes are cooking, melt butter and warm cream.
3. When the potatoes are done, drain the water and place the steaming hot potatoes into a large bowl. Pour the heated cream and melted butter over the potatoes. Mash the potatoes with a potato masher. Then use a strong wooden spoon to beat further. Add milk and beat until the mashed potatoes are smooth.
4. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Lizard Joe's es un restaurante de la pequeña ciudad sirviendo BBQ ahumado lento auténtico con el sabor tan grande como Tejas!
Le encantará nuestro todo natural, directamente desde el rancho, pecho de res! Pasamos días preparando la carne seguida de un 14 a 18 horas cocina con bajo y lento de madera de fumar para asegurar que su experiencia de BBQ es el mismo que vas a encontrar en los mejores restaurantes de BBQ en Tejas. O tal vez prefiere nuestro clásico puerco Lento Joe, bañado de se en propriatary de la manzana de sidra salsa o nuestra caída de la costilla de cerdo hueso de licitación? 

Por no hablar de los deliciosos platos y postres lado! Lizard Joe's se especializa en todos los favoritos de Texas, incluyendo hecho en casa ensalada de papa, ensalada de col, frijoles Tejas, papas al horno, Mac-N-Queso, pastel de ron y brownies 

Lo que hace Lagarto Joe's BBQ tan especial?
Nuestras carnes provienen de la finca de un amigo de la familia. 
Nuestros panes son horneados frescos a diario por las panaderías locales. 
Nuestros las salsas, se frota, guarniciones y postres están hechos a partir de cero en nuestra propia cocina. 
Nuestro BBQ es lento fumado durante horas para crear auténtica fusión en la boca Tejas BBQ 
Jugamos de la mejor música y atraer a los mejores escritores de canciones en ambos lados de la frontera. 

Lizard Joes BBQ is a small town kinda place serving slow smoked BBQ with a flavor as big as Texas! 

Lizard Joe's started as a dream of Ours and Texas music legend Joe King Carrasco in the summer of 2004.

You will love our all-natural, straight from the ranch, beef brisket! We spend days preparing the meat followed by 14 to 18 hours or low and slow smoking to provide you with and Authentic Texas BBQ experience as good or better than best BBQ restaurants in Texas. 
Or maybe you prefer pork BBQ? You will want to try our classic Slow Joe Pulled Pork, basted in our propriatary apple cider mop sauce or our fall off the bone, melt in your mouth pork ribs? 

Don't to select some of Lizard Joe's, Texas favorite side dishes and desserts, which include: home made potato salad, coleslaw, Texas beans, Mac-N-Cheese, rum cake and brownie. 

What makes Lizard Joes BBQ so special?
Our meats come direct from the ranch of a family friend. 
Our breads are baked fresh daily by local panaderías. 
Our proprietary sauces, rubs, sides and desserts are all made from scratch in our own kitchen. 
Our BBQ is slow smoked at low temperatures for hours to create authentic melt in your mouth Texas BBQ 
Our venue plays the best music and attacts some of the best songwriters from both sides of the border. 


Glen believes the invention of the drum and bass has improved humanity's standard of living more dramatically than morphine, potato waffles and the wheelie combined. The band members have dedicated their life’s work to playing funk hard to rock youre rhythm. Statements from: Alain Ricard, Sarah Lisa, Jon Lappin and Yves Rincent.

Glen Keys, Irish composer, singer, guitarist.
With his smokey vocal delivery and original song writing ability, Glen has toured throughout the UK and France where he has already played with many artists such as Stephen Warbec (composed the soundtrack for Shakespeare in love), where the two performed an eclectic show last summer. Glen picked a fight with Alain Ricard and won,  the looser having to engineer the album "How2scratcha7year1tch". Also while preparing the next offerings, Glen will be touring the UK and the Cote d'Azur playing at various festivals and any Lizard lounge with a free bar. Cocktails TBC.

Alain Ricard, Canadian guitarist, composer.
After many musical experiences amongst others with, Daniel Belanger, Bruno Pelletier, Marie Carmen, Central Park, Alain decided to compose for himself. With his many musical influences Alain wrote "Natural born" a rock fusion instrumental and composed the music for Sara Lisa and other artists. Shortly after Alain began the collaboration with Glen Keys for the album "How2scratcha7year1tch" with whom the adventure continues to this day. Tabernak Caribou!

Yves Rincent, Corsican bassist.
" The most expensive bass player in the world".

Born in Belfast but now based in France- Glen Keys’ album “How2scratcha7year1tch”- owes much more to his adopted country of residence than to the city of his birth. Mirroring the diversity of France- this album is a melting pot of different and eclectic styles. Fusing funk, blues and classic rock- this is one of the most ambitious albums I’ve heard in a long time.
The album opens with “Don’t Give a Funk”- the funk is certainly present on this track but it shares its space with classic rock licks, loose guitars, organ and laconic vocals. Sounding like a Parliament/Jimi Hendrix hybrid- this groove laden jam is an excellent start to proceedings.
“Shock Tactics”- is a slightly more modern sounding number- the funkiness remains- but the vocals are spat out in a rap style akin to the Beastie Boys. It shouldn’t work but it does- sounding both manic and fun- the composition on this track is great – it flows perfectly from start to finish.
“Imola” is an energetic and explosive number. Merging a furious thrash funk riff with rhythmic    slap bass there’s great energy to this one. Keys’ vocals bring to mind Anthony Kiedis- the track itself evoking the Chilli Pepper’s in their Freaky Styley period.
“Dope”- see’s a return to the 60’s/70’s rock sound of the album opener. Again- vocally this is very close to Anthony Kiedis. Containing the refrain of “are you experienced” this song confirms what was already obvious- Keys is a fan of Jimi Hendrix.
This is further illustrated on “More”- a wah heavy rock number. This track borders on Hendrix panache and is more filler than anything else.
Opening with synthesisers and an acoustic guitar- “Break” marks a turning point in the album where the funk takes a back seat. The highlight of the song is the Led Zeppelin-esque heavy riff that accompanies the chorus.
“Pixie Minx”- is the first of two mellower numbers. The combination of acoustic guitar and piano come together nicely but the overtly nostalgic and sentimental lyrics drag the song down somewhat.
“Turn Me Loose” is piano driven ballad. Again this track feels over cooked- lyrically it’s far too mawkish. The guest female vocals are refreshing but this sounds too middle of the road. Bearing similarities to Sting- this track feels misguided and out of place.
On “I Will Be There”- Key’s reverts to his rockier sound. A slow burning blues number with a hard rock edge- the singer sounds much more at home at this pace.
“Here Comes The Rain”- adopts the same blueprint but is a much stronger track. A fantastic intro gives way to a heavy blue’s riff- reminiscent of Love Spreads by Stone Roses. The chugging riff is the highlight of the album- illustrating that the art of guitar playing is not yet lost.
Remarkably assured and confident; “How2scratcha7year1tch”- is a testament to Keys’ versatility as a musician. He happily bounces between styles; sounding as comfortable on the funk numbers as he does on the bluesier orientated tracks. It helps that his backing band is so accomplished- each member showing they have a rhythm and feel for their instrument. What hurts the album is that even at 10 songs- it feels long- some quality control and there would be a very fine E.P here. Also- lyrically this album is quite suspect at times. However- if you’re looking for something fun, funky and danceable this is definitely what you’re looking for. C.W Music Review Unsigned- Jan 2013.

Ryno Wreck’it Biography,
 
Early 2007 saw the introduction of a new versatile up & coming DJ, Ryno Wreck’it.
 
He has firmly layed his footprint on the music industry with his highly technical mixer skills and clinical mixing!
 The club scene has taken a liking to his out of the ordinary music style, and going different to the accepted norms of everyday club goers.
 
His versatile playing styles include House, Progressive house,Tech house and House!!!!
 
He has built a massive reputation in and around Pretoria and has played at top events such as H2O and the Lucky Fish Music Festival!
 His unique mixing style and energy has featured him on the play list of some of the top clubs in Gauteng.
 

Clubs Featured:
 
 •Truth
 •Aruba Lounge
 •Sugar
 •Groove bar
 •Juice
 •Stones (Centurion, Edenvale)
 •Co.Fi Brooklyn
 •Capello Centurion
 •Franki Bananaz Centurion
 •Ftv Café Irene
 •Bostons
 •Nite Fever Centurion
 •Tempos
 •Submission
 •Roxy’s
 •Trademarx
 •Club Miami
 
DJ’s Played Alongside:
 
•Little Bastard (uk)
 •The Potato heads (UK)
 •Jeff Doublue (netherlands)
 •Tom eq (uk)
 •Stupid fresh (UK)
 •Kelevra (UK)
 •Jackinori (UK)
 •Euphonik
 •Roger Goode
 •Lady Lea
 •Erica Elle 
•Mlu
 •Mark Stent
 •Vimo
 •PimpSquad
 •Brett Jackson
 •Small paul
 •Ricardo Da Costa
 •Nick Supply
 •Kyle Watson
  
His passion and love for the music industry is and already taken him to compete with the very best South Africa has to offer when it comes to DJ’s and the Music Industry.
 
He also took part in Roxy's search for S.A next top DJ and found himself in 3rd place!!!
 
The future holds some of his own produced music and albums to come out very soon!

Logan George (lead screamer) in late 2013 formed "MATC" with long time friend David Rosales (bassist) they went to form there first song "I Still Dont Give A FUCK"  playing Post-hardcore and scream-core music they went on to play "for teh lols " and created there first album on spotify titled "brick by brick" there music has slight EDM undertones David also known as sweet potato plays both the drums and the bass making him the rhythmic guru in the band and Logan a amateur  screamer developed the voice for the band as they based out of the Tampa area the least hardcore place on earth they are still looking for band members

Please enjoy my wacky jams. Stay iconic!

made with love <3

Freakin' Beatz is a concept of events whose aim is to bring on stage great artists. Freakin' Beatz Partys take place in Eupen (B) and Aachen (D), both cities lay on the border of Belgium and Germany. Our aim is to give German DJ's the opportunity to start their career on belgian ground and vice versa.
By the way an impressive light show and an high quality sound will make you dance on the best beats of the electronic scene.

The following artists have already played on a Freakin' Beatz party: Fat and Ugly (Guys'N'Dolls Records/ Top Billin/ Catwalk Records/ Velcro City Records), Surfing Leons (FORMA.T Records/ Top Billin/ Lektroluv/ Different) , Shaved Monkeys (CRUX Records/ Kiez Beats/ Mähsträsher/ OMGITM Records), DJ Robophil (A-Trax/ Catwalk Records/ Eclectric Records/ Deep Teknologi Rec.), The Others aka Wetness (Cheap Thrills Records), Pleasure Machines, Digitallica, Jamie Hatkins , Dataloss, Outch Potato, BGPRJCT

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