My friend went to the washroom so i started reading scripture.

My friend Jordan went to poop so I started recording myself telling an epic story

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The Youtube Poop Cinnamatic Universe 2: The Sequel(⚠️VERY LOUD SOUND WARNING⚠️)

The World Revolving, But The Instruments Keep Changing

Yes true
(Credits go to original creator btw lmao)

Greg drip

Interesting how the "Innocence doesn't get you far line" plays here instead of the vocal version.

Mario's Madness - Power Down (Instrumental)

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WARIO SHOW YOU PROFITS!

This video started production in the midst of the channel hack, as a goofy, fun way to explain what happened, and really evolved into its own thing!

Written, Arranged and Edited by me
Wario, Crygor and Jevil voiced by me
Mona, 9 Volt and Furret voiced by SassMasterMickey: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOc...
Jimmy and "The Other Ones" voiced by Jon Causith: https://twitter.com/JonCausith

Lyrics:
Wario:

Waaah...

All my adventures keep on ending in loss
These ancient treasures don't pay back my sunk costs
Wario needs riches but he's in a schism
Wait..I could get rich through CAPTIALISM!

WA-HA!

Games make cash
So I'll make lots of them and lotsa money also in a flash!

The best way
Is to find a buncha chumps I can overwork and underpay!

I'll use friends!
They won't know how to negotiate for stock dividends!

I'll need all 'o them,
so I'll call them...

*ring*
Hey, Jimmy! Mona! 9-Volt! The other ones! Wanna make good money makin games for wario?

ALL: NO!

Wario: Perfect! You're hired. I'll keep the good money.

Jimmy: That's not what we-

Wario: You start working tomorrow when Wario gets up. DON'T BE LATE!

Mona: But how will we-

Wario: Bye-bye.

Wario:
WARIO'S WORK IS PLAY! 
I can see the kids begging their moms all day
"MOOOOM! BUY ME WARIOWARE!"
Driven to despair
They drive to their local store
pleading "I can't take no more!"
Give me that dumb game!"

And I'll be to blame, but what should the game be?
Guess it won't matter as long as it stars me!
Gotta pick up a sock and take out the trash...
WAIT! THAT'S IT! THAT'S HOW THE GAME'LL MAKE CASH!

My buddies
Love to do all of my difficult and dirty work for me

So I'll make
Everyone who plays my game make that beautiful mistake!

Wario's chores
In a simulated form finally can be all yours!

So try it
NOW BUY IT!

WAAA-HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! 

9-Volt: Hey, Wario! I finished my games!
Jimmy: Got em, baby!
Mona: Me too!
Everyone else: US TOO!

Wario: WANDERFUL! NOW HAND EM OVER!

Eh? What're these for? GAME BOY ADVANCE? NES? VIRTUAL BOY?!?!?!

Mona: You never told us what to program for, so...

9-Volt: We picked our favorites!

Wario: WHO PICKED THE VIRTUAL BOY?!?!?!

(EVERYONE STANDS ASIDE TO REVEAL DR. CRYGOR, WHO TAKES OFF HIS HELMET TO REVEAL
IT HAS SECRETLY BEEN A VIRTUAL BOY THIS WHOLE TIME)

Crygor: What did you expect? I'm always wearing one.

Wario: WAAAH! IMA GONNA GO CUCKOO CRAZY PORTING ALL OF THESE....I GOTTA GET MORE MONEY
TO PAY SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT...BUT HOW...WAIT! OF COURSE!

ENDSCREEN:

HEY! THIS CHANNEL'S A MINE NOW, SO WIN SOME WARIOGREEN!
IT'S SUPER REAL AND NOT A MONEY MAKING SCHEME!
JUST SEND ALL OF YOUR GOLD COINS TO WARIO
THEN I'LL ROB YOU BLIND-ER, I MEAN, DOUBLE YOUR DOUGH!

*RecD comes back with Jevil and Furret*

WAH! I was totally joking about all that "stealing your youtube channel" stuff, Beardy. You can have it back.

RecD: Sounds good. Just gonna take one more preventative measure.

Wario: Preventative...measure?

RecD: Furret, use therapy beam.

Furret: OK! Time to bring out the good in you!

Wario: WAH?! GOOD?!

*FURRET USES THE BEAM*

Wario: NOOO! MY GREED! MY AVARICE! MY THIRD CHARACTER TRAIT I TOTALLY HAAAVE!

...huh? Everything feels the same. HAHA! THERAPY DOESN'T WORK ON EVIL PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT HELP!

RecD: Oh. I guess we'll use your Devilsknife then instead, Jevil.

Jevil: *excited noises*

Wario: THERAPY WORKS ON EVIL PEOPLE! WARIO IS A CHANGED MAN! Bye-bye. WAAAAAAAAaaaa!

Jevil: Aww, I was lookin' forward to playin' with him...

RecD: Well, at least we got the channel back.

(ZOOMED IN OBVIOUS WINK)

RecD: And now, if you guys will excuse me...

(the others leave, regular outro plays)

WarioWare WITH LYRICS THE MUSICAL

The World Revolving But Beats 2 And 4 Are Swapped

Merry Smissmas chucklenuts!
Song by Belgerum

Carol Of The Bonks

original vid: https://youtu.be/x2_hYhiN8ME

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The thumbnail says it all

Professional voice actor and YouTube funny man. They let me scream for money 💰😈

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My friend Jordan went to poop so I started recording myself telling an epic story

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