Dear Fundy - A Dream SMP Parody (Dear Theodosia)(NOT MINE)

𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑠:

Yo, green bitch.
Say goodbye to your career, it’s over!
You’re done! Speedrun this lyrics!
(Skeppy baked these muffins)

Suck it green boy, you’re a little hater bitch.
Speedrun these nutz, yeah you’ll end up in a ditch.

You’re a clingy motherfucker, yeah your ass is so reliant.
The only way you’ll leave unharmed is turning on your client.

Boxed like a fish, yeah Dream’s boxed like a fish.
Take away your last canonic life and give your mom a kiss!

Only man that slips away 100 fucking k, PVP’s biggest loser, man was beaten by the Blade.
(Bruh)

Manhunt, manhunt, all you do is lose.
Yeah Dream’s looking like a clown in them goofy ass shoes.
(*Wheeze*)

No style, no fashion– what the hell are those pants!?
Just say you’re scared of my rhymes, man, don’t lie to your fans.

My flows are way too catchy and you keep ‘em on rewind.
Just like all your speedruns, yeah your rhymes have been declined!

Oh, I’m sorry green boy– that I put you in a bad mood.
I’ll make it up to you; I’ll send your cat, Patches, some cat food.

Yeah that’s right, you’re an annoying little gnat. The best thing about you is your adorable cat!

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The original audio is from Quackity’s streams, and I got this audio from Quack man on Youtube!

If Quack man comes across this and wants it to be taken down, I will take it down.

Please don’t send hate to anyone, or to Quackity and Quack man about these lyrics. They’re just made as a joke!

Quackity’s Dream Diss Track | Re-upload

Original song based on Ranboo's Dream SMP character lore.

On youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_AzvL7PUks

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I stand,
All around me, people fall
They drag me under
They force me up against the wall

In my hand is a book,
My memories, all my stories
In the end, I watch them fall
They’re pulling me down
Have no choice but to drown with them

[Chorus 1]
O-o-o-o
Who am I x2 now
Who am I x2

[Verse 2]
I ran,
All around me, bombs went off
So I took my shelter
In a box made with obsidian walls

He was never real.

[Chorus 2]
Who am I x2 now
Do I fit into this crown
Who am I x2

[Bridge]
Am I sleepwalking? 
Am I wide awake… 
Are my feelings haunted, 
By the falling rain?

Is that voice my own?
I’m exploring the unknown
Only know someone told me
To follow the bees...

[Chorus 3]
Ho-o-o-o-ome
Where do I x2 go
When will I x2 know?
Who am I x2

Ranboo's Song | "Who Am I?"

my version of life by the sea by tubbo

Lyrics:
(New Wave)
Damn, they gon' call me selfish
But this pain I'm goin' through, I bet they never felt it
And this drank I'm pourin, I can't say who dealt it
I wake up, take these meds to the face
I swear I'm healthy

Yeah, I'm ridin' with my banger
I knew you'd throw that change up
I'm so alone, I call you on the phone
Girl please don't hang up
Thought you said you'd never fold hoe
You put me on that hanger
I'm colder than some snow hoe
Bitch I might freeze the rain up
I'm in Florida, pourin' drank up
I'm over hoes, don't wanna link up
I need at least a couple chains before I put that ring on that finger
This hoe wan bang, bitch I'm bigger than Bazinga
I ain't miss that call, I saw it, bitch, I'm turnin' off my ringer though

I'm gettin' rich off tappin' buttons on a screen
Out in Houston, I just hit YP where the fuckin lean bitch
I'm seein' exes in my dreams
I wake up, go right back to sleep
Just so I can see your face
Man I'm such a fuckin' fiend

Got me like, whoa, whoa
I'm tryna cope, yeah
Love the way you say my name when you moan
I love that way that face look with no make up, nooo
They sayin' I made it, I ain't even close

But check back in a year, bet you I ain't here
I just filthied up my Sprite, bitch, your shit crystal clear
Bad bitches never nice, I don't need you in my ear
And I can't stay between the lines, I pray that Jesus help me steer
Yeah, I been pourin' up these lines, cause I love drank, don't drink no beer
I feel like feds, they right behind me, I keep checkin' in my mirror
They hit those lights, I drop a gear and disappear
I ain't no bitch, I got my blick, the police only thing I fear

Damn, they gon' call me selfish
But this pain I'm goin' through, I bet they never felt it
And this drank I'm pourin, I can't say who dealt it
I wake up, take these meds to the face
I swear I'm healthy

2025, I'm droppin' nukes, can't chase no hoe, I'm playin' for the zone
Yeah, this hoe takin' up my storage, blowin' up my phone, bitch
Ain't got no manager, I did it on my own
They tryna steal my swag and go to war, Attack of the Clones, bitch
Fuck, I look like teamin' up, I'm better all alone
Fuck, I look like linkin' up? you do shit, I do not condone
Yeah, I'm givin' back shots to the bitch, she feel it in her bones
She tappin' out, she can't go another round, I feel like Jon Jones
Oh, that's your bitch? Yeah, that's the same one likin' all my songs
Just linked up with your hoe, lil' bro, don't wonder why she won't respond
Just linked up with your hoe, lil' bro, she wanna stay up all night long
I heard you want the smoke, lil' bro, gon' clear you like a bong, bitch
Appreciate that 8, you payed me for that verse
You think I'm trippin' bout a bitch, lil' bro? you must be off a perc
Say sorry, all you want, bitch, that ain't how it work
You told me I wouldn't be shit, now I'm actin' like a jerk lil' bra
But now you proud of me, it's funny how that work
Go ahead, give up that lil' rap career, you better diggin' dirt
Just stop tryin, quit that cryin, bitch, I know it hurt
They wan be me so damn bad, this ain't no multiverse
Can't chase these hoes, I'm chasing checks
Can't date these hoes, they just want sex
I'm usin' aimbot on these hoes, bitch, yeah, all I want is neck
I'm usin' aimbot on these hoes, bitch, all I want is head bitch
I know that these hoes cheat, and I can't go out sad
Avi told me I'm up next, I got three aces in my deck
In this bulletproof caddy, just to prove I never lack
I know your broke ass can't relate, it's in your blood you wanna hate
This hoe used to duck my texts, now she wan fuck, well, it's too late

Damn, they gon' call me selfish
But this pain I'm goin' through, I bet they never felt it
And this drank I'm pourin, I can't say who dealt it
I wake up, take these meds to the face
I swear I'm healthy

healthy (prod. lil biscuit)

Frontin!

@20xx_o1
@stillpaneofficial

eveything mixed & mastered by me :)


you said that im use less
now i might think of u some time
some time

i know
im wrong 
let me go

i know
im wrong
let me go

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pane:

know that I just fucked this up
im smoking runtz ouuuu
came in this bitch pistol tucked
she know whats up yeaaaaa
I know that
she wanted me so bad
why I throw that
just want our love back

know that I just fucked this up
im smoking runtz ouuuu
came in this bitch pistol tucked
she know whats up yeaaaaa
I know that

use less w/ pane (20xx)

l'manburg's (unofficial) lullaby by bakoozla

STREAM ON SPOTIFY AS WELL: https://open.spotify.com/track/4D1tRUdfXg2o1WahSIBpZo?si=Hoa99KCPSaapQLDvi1If5Q

When the sword is pulled and the rubble clears, all that Wilbur is left with i static and a couple of good memories. Everyone else seems to remember the bad, but he wasn't nearly as bad as everyone says he was... right? He is a ghost haunting his dead land, watching someone else breathe life into it... That's a good thing!! ... Right?

I had to do some sort of homage to Wilbur Soot. His storytelling skills, specifically in DreamSMP are immaculate. Ghostbur is such an interesting character. ALSO!! A HUMONGOUS thank you AGAIN(!!!) to my lovely friend Mint, @lal_nerd on twitter, for making this absolute BANGER of an art piece for my song! POGCHAMP!!! He's always an incredible joy to work with, and you should absolutely check out what she creates and give him a follow!! Thanks again Mint, you're an total and complete legend. POG CHAMP!!!

You are free to create art and animatics based on my songs as long as proper credit is given! (And if you do please @ me on twitter so I can see it!!)

LYRICS:
In the library, tomes of old
Or oldish new, so I’m told
The papers run thick with jokes and jabs
And in my heart, a phantom stab

Elation fills me when I think
The reason I have died
Explosion fills my memory
Yet I feel half empty inside

It’s all just static
In my brain
The things that made me feel pain
It’s just static
In my heart
I’m told that’s good, I will it to start

People I’m told that I loved around me  |   I am not quite the man I was
Say I used to be crazy         | And yet he lives inside
The people I love, my family       | Strained by the bars of my memory
Tell me I lost my mind         |  nd trapped behind static, I died

I’ve no choice but to believe them | I look through the pages of empty words
Why would they lie to me?      | Pass by all the negative thoughts
So I nod and I ache                         | There's nothing that can
for no damn good reason     |  cure the cold
And the static starts easily      | And ignore that my heart is in knots ‘cause

It’s all just static
In my brain
The things that make me feel pain
It’s just static
In my heart
I’m told that’s good, I will it to start

The static fills my memory  |           I am not quite the man I was
I cannot feel the worst of me |           And yet he lives inside
I’m certain that’s a good thing |            Strained by the bars of my memory
And all the others would agree   |           And you’ve seen it: 
                                                                      I know you would agree

Flashes of red and victorious white
The me who was me is out of sight
Droplets of red that fall to the floor
Tell me I am not me anymore

It’s all just static
In my brain
The things that make me feel pain
It’s just static
In my heart
I’m told that’s good, I will it to start

If you've made it this far in the description, comment "o7 for ghostbur"!!

WILBUR'S SOCIALS, check him out!:
☆ WilburSoot on twitter
☆ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1n_...
☆ twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/wilbursoot

MY SOCIALS:
☆ mybigmood on twitter
☆ mybigmood on instagram
☆ mybigmood on tiktok

If you want to purchase my songs or support me, here are some ways:
☆ BANDCAMP: http://ambrosia.bandcamp.com
☆ KO-FI: http://ko-fi.com/mybigmood
☆ AMAZON WISHLIST: http://bit.ly/mybigmoodwishlist

DREAMSMP GHOSTBUR SONG || STATIC

Wilbur sings the L’manburg Anthem then transitions to Dream singing it. 😳😳
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𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑜: @𝑏𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑖 𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑖𝑘𝑡𝑜𝑘!
𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑜.

Wilbur/Dream L’manburg Anthem

LADS ON TOUR- Dream SMP Original Song

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Quackity’s Dream Diss Track | Re-upload

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