MC Fawful Rap Battles - The Complete Collection

Endless Sympathy (SC edition)

Donald Trump:
It’s the 45, ready to own in this debate
Against a baby hanging douche, I’ll do nothing but spit hate
Your little Schlattcoins are nothing to my millions, you can’t doubt it
Trump getting Trumped? Not if I have anything to say about it
I hold the best gatherings, your one festival fell to pieces
Reminding me of Portland, I’d start funding some police quick 
Dream ain’t here to stop all your fails, there’s no chance you’re gonna prevail 
Take your place, then have both you and Hillary rotting in jail!
Your arc’s over, not like anyone's still supporting your cause
I don’t need a funny mic just to get my point across
You get killed so often, Sleepy Joe’s looking more alive
You were rendered powerless when that royal piggy arrived (believe me) 

Jschlatt:
Don’t care if it’s incomplete, I’m tearing your wall down
‘Cuz Manberg’s land shall expand once I’ve beaten this bald clown
The Art of The Deal wasn’t even in your own words
So I wouldn’t be shocked if “Little Pimp” ghost wrote that verse
And honestly, you should check your latest ERB
Maybe then you’ll understand why you shouldn't have gone first
By far the worst president that our country’s ever seen
Take some of my quotes, since we all know that you can't rehearse
Keeping the SMP exciting, with rare signs of infighting
Your power you’re misapplying, just to crack down on rioting
You dare insult Schlattcoin?! I made my markets on my own
Whilst you’d be nothing if papa didn’t give you a “small” loan

Donald Trump:
(WRONG!)
You only got in power thanks to a coalition
Useless without your peers; call yourself a politician?

Jschlatt:
You mention my coalition, but let's go back to 2017
The Russians rigged so you'd get the dub, call you the pre-Fundy

Fundy:
Hey!

Jschlatt:
You said we’d never see you again if you lost
SO GET ‘IM OUT OF HERE! Since it’s what everyone wants

Donald Trump:
‘Least my buildings will still stand, none of your empire is left
And now this battle shall end up more anticlimactic than your death

(Jschlatt pulls out a diamond sword)

Donald Trump:
Wait wha-

(Jschlatt kills Trump with a diamond sword in one swing)

Jschlatt:
Hahahahahaha! MAN, now that was easy!

(trident riptide sound)

Technoblade:
Down with the government!

Jschlatt:
Aw, god damn it.

(Jschlatt is killed by a firework arrow from Technoblade’s crossbow)

@seth-wisniewski-1 as Jschlatt
@zawesome27 as Donald Trump
King Mewtwo as Fundy and Technoblade
Little Pimp as himself
Beat by 2Deep
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help/Chiseling by @da-boi-psytube
Cover Art by @amazingrabi
Mixed by GlitchDude of @user-178281701
Next Battle Hint: On a Roll (ft. Alex M.)

Jschlatt vs Donald Trump. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhxJgBhiCA4


Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today we have ARG sensation from 2017, Petscop, going against a new horror sensation on YouTube, Crow 64! Who will win? That's for you to decide!

Zagranis as Petscop

Cranice as Mr. Crow

Written by Fawful, Derpiest Game Blast, and GrenadeGames238

Mixed by Zagranis

Art by Fawful, GrumpyCryptid, and Nooby

Beat by Epistra

Lyrics:

Petscop Verse 1:
When I went and bought this game, I expected something better,
Than a crow inflicting pain on a bunch of Redditors!
I’m sure this guy’s not ready for the pain that I bring,
When your gameplay’s more broken than your right wing! (oh!)
Whether it’s you or your creator, you’re known for being a quitter
Your kind’s known for eating berries, but you couldn’t be more bitter!
No need to cover up your act, cause we both know who’s best,
I guess when you jumped off, you wanted a real Ocean Quest...
Your community of Unitys could never once get through to me!
Because people not being close with their family ain’t new to me!
And you’re not fly at all, don’t you dare come after me!
Cause it’s ironic when your fanbase is the biggest Catastrophe...

*loading level jingle*
Mr. Crow Verse 1:
Just a few years ago, you were state of the art,
Now a few years later, how do you stay in their heart?
When I drown you with my flow, you’ll surely meet your end,
Opening fire on you, call me Manfred von Lorenz...
(pause) At first I thought a gift for horror’s what you got,
But looking at your plot, I’d say it’s quite a-Paul-ling, is it not?
With you lacking in hands, I’m not surprised you went and let go,
Since you treat your pets so poorly, you should go and change to Petco!
Think you’re spitting so Pyro, yet he gave you all your fame!
You didn’t age well, now you’re in hell, and you’ll never be the same!
Should’ve left your verse unfinished like the game you’re stuck on,
I’ve got layers to make sure this player will be gone...

Petscop Verse 2:
This parkour crow isn’t making any sense,
Just like your game isn’t making any cents.
And a Mario rip-off? That’s the part that’s most lame,
When your fans are making videos tryna be part of the game!
Your creator was driven into the horror you’re faking,
And like his employees he hired, you’ll get fired when you’re making.
You’re leaving my ears ringing when you get your bars to work,
So maybe next time get your daughter to scribble out a better verse!
I’m a gem of the genre, while your coin shtick is through!
And I won’t need 24 videos to school you!
Stick to stuck in the 90s, you will never be my rival!
I’ll stay Eternal, while, once you’re done, there’s no need for a revival...

Mr. Crow Verse 2:
With all your eyebrows and theories, you’re giving me head trauma!
You’re making profit off the theorists with all your dead drama!
With your Pokeclones, those lawsuits are all that you’ll catch!
If I wanted Sony horrors, I’d go fight Slenderman instead!
I’m raising the stakes like it’s a forest! 
You’re raising the stakes, but then you bore us! 
Nowadays, your fame is hidden, like a file cabinet,
Seems like I’m your Newmaker, since we don’t know who did!
4 hours of gameplay, and yet no one can stay focused!
You were Paul’s lowest point, while I’m Manfred’s Magnum Opus!
So maybe adjust your brightness, and see that I’m on top of this track, kid,
Maybe come out of that hiding hole, or fade to the blackness…

Well, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles!

Petscop vs Crow 64 - MC Fawful Rap Battles (2.0)

Welcome back to another battle of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the web slinging hero from Marvel, Spider-Man, against the kaiju from Toho, Godzilla! Which of these radioactive characters will win? That's for you to decide!

Godzilla:
Emerging from the brine, this godly being’ll leave a spider stomped and screaming,
Up against a teen whose plot’s more black and white than my first screening!
You should go back to the comics, maybe then start delivering!
Cause when it comes deciphering Friend or Foe? I guess there’s really no differing!
So maybe put your glasses on to get a better look at this king!
Cause what’s the outcome when it’s my raw strength ‘gainst Scorpion with Silly String?
Got the drive to destroy an industry, not the time to sit through your antics, dude!
Because slamming me in rap’s the one thing that this spider-can’t do!
Sound the sirens when I’m firin these shots onto the mic,
Cause when I step up, it’d even make Ned say you’re all gonna die!
I’ll leave this small fry crying and burning on the block!
Spray this pest with my breath and leave a wreck more deformed than his pops!

Spider-Man:
Man, this matchup ain’t fit for both of us, like a concrete costume!
Well, I’m late for class, but I guess I’ll rap against this box office brute!
There’s nothing new, your foes make you pay per film, and your fanbase sure ain’t fun!
Say you’re the king of the monsters, but this hero bows to no one! 
Flows so robotic, wouldn’t be surprised if your mech was a ghostwriter!
This lizard looks like something that would've been thought up by Oppenheimer!
I’m serving rhymes like it’s Pizza Time, you’re only serving up cheesy lines!
Dished a lawsuit to Subway, yet call me the small fry?
Can’t make a splash now, not with cameos in Fall Guys! (woo!)
When these Titans Clash, you’ll be a dud, cause your rapping’s plain!
Dropping bombs! Let’s not point fingers, but you’re a glorified PSA!
With an ice tray and Raid, I could take out your whole crew!
Keep trying to tower in Japan, you’ll always come second to a Pikachu!

Godzilla:
This must be like your musical, since no one’s buying the act!
The only way you could get a reunion is if you brought Toby and Garfield back!
So, don’t make me snap, Pete, or I’ll leave you at your feet,
Send you crawling back to the box office when I’m finished with this beef!
You’re going miles but leaving no morals? Seems butterfingers is slipping up!
After this you can go back to Manhattan and tell Mr. Stark you lost this one!
Once I reduce this menace to an urban legend, his defeat’ll be quite the sight! 
I didn’t need to deal with Batman, so how could you put up a fight?
You see, I don’t just rock the mic, I rock the city and destroy it!
The only way you’d get me to choke is if you gave me your LEGO toy bits!
So send your planes out the terminal, I’ll tank all the pain!
But your rhymes’ll never be more cancerous than Mary Jane!

Spider-Man:
You should swallow up your pride, man, I’ll leave you numb like it’s alcohol!
What I’m saying is you’re washed up now, and no one’s fond of ya!
So watch as I beat this dragon mix, cause taking out sinister beings’ my mission!
Then I’ll Burn Godzilla so hard, he’ll meet a fate worse than fission!
(fast rap)
Going ape on this mic, like the one you couldn’t choke!
Barking up the wrong tree? Let me shove it down your throat!
Destroy your Oxygen supply, leave you choking on the mic, sir!
I’d stop your motion, but you can’t get that either!
You can’t spit low blows cause of your height, son!
Even the roll has more spice on it!
But when your enemies are on your tail, you decide to go and ride on it?
(normal)
When we got into my Spider-verse, I made an impact, pleasing every girl and boy!
But when we got into the Monster-verse, the only impact was on the cities you destroyed!
So while you’re idle underwater, just know that I’m everyone’s idol!
Cause after this, you can’t pray to god when it’s taken out your title!

Spider-Man vs Godzilla - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Warning: This battle contains spoilers for Danganronpa v3, but none for Kirby and the Forgotten Land. Listen at your own risk.

Welcome to another battle from MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the cosmic jester from Kirby, Marx, against the Ultimate Dictator from Danganronpa, Kokichi Ouma! Which one of these clowns will take the crown? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
MetaMachine as Marx
RaccoonBroVA as Kokichi

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Special Thanks to Quizzique, Snakebite126, and LimJJ

Marx:
Hey hey hey! I sensed danger from afar,
So I came into this battle to diss this clown with my bars!
If he wants to win this dumb thing, he’s gotta do something,
But judging by his nature, I doubt he’d do that one thing.
So when I roll onto the mic, it’s best you beat feet!
I’d just look at Wave 3 if I wanted Meet and Greets!
Beating me? Please! No one’d give a 10 with your malice!
Cause when I got in Ultimate, I did it better than your talent!
Your plan messed up everything! You’re no better than the Roomba,
Who you went and chased off in attempts to go and move up!
And with that hole in your heart, you’d be more fitting as the Blackened!
Cause you went and killed 3 people; man, how crushing that must’ve been…

Kokichi:
I was counting on you to go and rap something more baller,
But I guess it won’t matter when this class clown’s expelled,
Tried to make it back to relevance when you matched with brawlers,
Well that’s cap, now your only fame’s the handhelds.
First you dip in to make some kid stop the sun and moon,
Then you trick ‘em, but then it seems that you’re the one who’s gotten fooled!
Then you get fought once again, Kirby makes you meet your end,
And after all that, we thought we were done with you,
But that’s a lie! Looking at your soul purpose,
Your team never even tried to get your lore above the surface!
So stay up in space, Momota, cause it’s clear who’s the pinnacle!
Just know that when you come back, don’t take R.I.P. that literal.

Kokichi Ouma vs Marx - MC Fawful Rap Battles

No More Deals With Lyrics - Undertale AU

__DESCRIPTION:__

Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today’s battle features popular streamer who definitely didn’t do anything in 1999, Jschlatt, against the lalala guy, bbno$! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Luke Reardon as Schlatt (audio)
Pixel Chris as Schlatt (video)

Cranice as bbno$ (audio)
Ego as bbno$ (video)

Written by MC Fawful and Clarence The Duck (additional help by ThatOneMalo and Cranice)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover-Art by Cidisswo
Special thanks to bbno$, Jschlatt, and their crews

_LYRICS:_

Schlatt:
My name is Schlatt, and…
A couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your best bars,
So why’d you guys send me the dude who just flexes his cars?
You came to dance? It’s not my party, you dipshit!
Well now I’m putting you on blast, ‘cause fucker, I mean business!
I’ve been online for years, gaining subs and views in dozens,
While bbnobitche$ here couldn’t smash a like button!
And you can’t measure up to Schlatt-Coin when you’ve so little worth!
So go on, take a shot and end this with a crash and burn.

bbno$:
Shoutout XM, I’m Sirius.
Finish this bitch real fast, make him furious.
Fuck a demolition thot because she go and bust it down
Now I’m here to bust a nutcase when I go and dust his town
(Bro, we bout to make a hit)
‘Cause I’m first name (Baby!) Last name (Money!)
Pull jokes from your fans ’cuz you just ain’t (Funny!)
So just like stealing road signs, you know this win’ll be so free!
…why’d the beat cut out?

Schlatt:
Hold on! Allow me to fill a diss track-tual obligation;
(Holds up wallet)
It’s from Bespoke Post, now here’s my observation;
Ya spin a track like Stal, now I’d hate that shit playin’.
Cause even I don’t milk GamerSupps as much as your tracks with Gravy! 

bbno$:
Say I’m milking my features, yet your fame’s unavailing.
The only thing that’s forced here is your face in thumbnails.
And, your Charlie talked some Word Salad, got knocked off, (wack)
My Charlie feature came out swanging and it popped off.

Schlatt:
…
(WHEEZE) Are you stupid?!
I volunteered to kick your ass because it “might be kinda funny,”
But putting next to your bro, can’t tell which one of ya’s more crummy
Look guys, I’d think they’re half-jokes at best.
But I’m just sayin’, s’ain’t the first time that I’d have to deal with Twins. (quickly stares at camera)
Tried to break out onto SoundCloud, but that shit could not stay,
LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Even YuB had a better Garage Gang!!
Ooo, call me RuneScape the way I’m so on-line.
Stop with the women on your dick and get the hell off mine!
And you’ve sure hit a new Depp with that emo chain and belt
Chat, I’m bouta make another Baby hang itself.

bbno$:
…ok
I’m on with Y2K, stacked bills and streaming bil’s,
But now I’m looking at your subs and I’m thinkin’ “Y2-Mil”?
Tryna get the vax but you a virgin, catchin’ antibodies
I’m a boss, go and ask yo’ momma, ‘bout kinesiology ;) 
(Fuck it) You a red square like Weezer 
(dummeh) Get in Minx’s hair butchu can’t please her
And ya let fans send to yo P.O. Box, thoughtchu was cool with it?
Shit, man, Trevor Wallace had a better opening
Ever since ya grew out those chops, you’re irredeemable
This Twink caused his own death ‘cuz he was submissive and breedable? 
Then ya went and dropped the Queen? Say, that ended dreadfully, 
Spillin’ royal blood like it was a shot of Hennessy 
Can’t cover that act with a Schlanket,
Prolly goin’ wishin’ that your fans would forget that felony 
(Skrrr)

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

bbno$ vs jschlatt - Rap Battle!

~Not Mine~
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Eru52dsus

[Undertale] Megalovania - Adriana Figueroa (Vocal Piano Cover)

Undertale Genocide Package - Megalovania - Man on the Internet - Trimmed

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been hard at work on this new series, MC Fawful Rap Battles! This first battle pits the Springwood Slasher, Freddy Krueger, against Jacob's favorite son, Joseph! Which dreamer will win? That's for you to decide!

Alex/J Morris the Review Guy as Freddy Krueger
Snakebite126 as Joseph
Mixed by Alex
Written by MC Fawful and Snakebite126
Thumbnail by Trakked

Freddy Krueger:
This lame teen can explain dreams? Then, surely you’ll know the most important sign.
When Freddy’s haunting your nightmares, it’s an omen a bitch is going to die.
You’re in my world now, Joseph! This sinful killer’s ripping biblical figures to pieces.
Wheel your chariot on Elm Street and you best believe that the dream demon’s beating a believer like Jesus!
Poor, Poor Joseph, nowhere to Go, Go, Go and forced to flow, flow, flow with,
The Nightmare, so Close Every Door from me, but this GOAT’s still spilling blood to leave your dreams coated!
You ain’t been relevant since the 90s, so if you wanna play games with me, I’m endin’ this
I don’t need any accessories for the NES to be the death of this bitch from Genesis

Joseph:
Hm, a pedo with fiendish schemes? I’m not sure what the meaning could be
But that verse was a mess, while I’m spitting sick. I must be inside a fever dream
Been going strong for half a century and I know all about dealing with malevolent men!
My raps are raising the adrenaline, just one shot from me and Freddy’s Dead
Dissin religions but you’re fearing Christians, your nun of a mom beat you worse than Voorhees
Defeated with ease by fearless teens? Your movies are seven ears of corny.
I suffered through slavery, rotted away in a cell, and still lived to tell the tale, oh,
Your right hand’s equipped with shiny blades? I’m the right-hand man of the pharaoh!

Freddy Krueger:
The “favorite child” wants to talk about family relations? Ha! You better quit it.
Your bros got more dough from selling you away than your own show got off of tickets.
That’s right, Englund’s spilling the tea. You only got far by sucking up all your life.
Your owner locked you away for cheating, but the poor slave never even got with his wife!
I’m a horror icon feared across the world. Got kids terrified to even yawn.
You’re a crappy musical for church goers that can’t decide on one style of song.
Your coat got all the color while you’re bland as Rice, so be careful not to delve in my realm
Or else your pops’ll be sobbing when he hears there’s One More Angel in Hell! (Hahaha!)

Joseph:
Figures you’d bring up fathers. Yes, mine favored me the most
But with your own troubling past, how could you even boast?
First, the busting out in the nuthouse, then your adoption was repelling
It makes sense you’d dislike my songs, how your foster father taught you about belting (Ha!)
Your family never forgave you, sent you to your grave, you’ll never know a happily ever after
I’ve got scorching flows like gasoline, it’s game, set, match, for the Springwood Slasher
So keep the Christmas sweater on, Santa Claws, Christ himself is with me till the end
This inhuman monster’s a coward who just got beat by Joseph, amen.

Stay tuned for the next battle. Hope you don't axe-identally miss it.

Freddy Krueger vs Joseph - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Hello! If you've stumbled across my page, I hope you're ready for some rap battles! I've been creating rap battles for a while now, starting in 2020, and now releasing battles under two series; MC Fawful Rap Battles and TriangleBattles! If you want to check out the videos for these battles, along with some other videos, feel free to check out my channels linked below!

https://youtube.com/@MCFawful?si=0a2Qt-MvFKPQYLKi

https://youtube.com/@trianglebattles?si=9siPKBlYYBtdFHlL