The razor blade I got tasted very good btw.

Dr. Dee as Purple Guy
B-Lo as The Grey Man

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
THE PURPLE GUY
VERSUS
THE GREY MAN
BEGIN

Purple Guy:
1, 2, 3, 4; 5 kids on the floor
6, 7, 8, 9 games packed with chilling lore
Show you the door, give you some more
Straight to the core, blood and gore 
To put all the fright in the kids and adults
There’s only one name that can cause all this horror
It’s PG, killin’ 13, making this battle R
You look, 6, 10, 12, tell us what the fuck you even are
PG’s showing LSD who’s the greatest MC, fuck it
I’ll drop the A in FNAF, leave you Friday Night Funkin

Grey Man:
You brits have a thing for being awfully obnoxious
What will you do, use the scooper? just like your children you botched it
(Yeah you botched it) So knock it off, bitch. When Willy sees me he’ll fall
I gave birth to nightmares, you gave birth to a hentai doll
You can’t strike fear in me, I’ve got that Japanese made flow
Against the most uncaring purple father since Thanos (Oh snap)
I’ll phase through your robots, this time no suit will come in clutch
Nah, I haven’t seen a brit get pussied out this quickly since truss

Purple Guy:
You stand idly in the distance, what makes you think you’re fucking scary?
Fact is, what am I even doing here? This matchup makes me a bit wary
Think about it, I’m known for being the face of Fazbear’s scares
And I’m packed with shittons of lore, while this dude just kinda stands there
Stop your heart with a click.
See the face. of a criminal (iminal)
What the fuck’s even your shtick
That shit’s… really pitiful (itiful)
And what the fuck’s even that verse? I really don’t fucking care
Why the fuck am I still here?! I’m leaving!

Phone Guy:
Hello? Are you still there?

Grey Man:
Haha, now you’re stuck because you don’t know shit about me
You’ll be trapped in this rap battle nightmare for all eternity
So let’s dance, give the audience something to rant about
When you see me in the dreamscape you’ll just want to cry and shout
Wait- what is this? Where’d he go? Why am I rapping against a phone?
This is truly such a shame, it seems I've been left alone
I need an outing, I need a reason to stop this rhymin’
I’m gonna go hang with Lucy… in the Sky with Diamonds

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC…
*phone rings* Hello? Are you still there?
NO HE'S GONE
Oh, ok
....RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Purple Guy vs The Grey Man

As our second installment for Barbminheimer weekend, we are proud to present to you Nintendo's fearless, persistently lost little guy, Captain Oliamr, against renowned actor, Nic Cage! Is everything as it seems though? Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Nic Cage
Mr. Tibbs as Captain Olimar
Mr. Tibbs as The IRS

LYRICS:
NIC CAGE:
I’m Nic Cage, flows insane, I spit Crood, Ghost Rider
Movie gold got, they sold lots, I’m so cool…. Ghost Rider
I’ve read up on your people, they have a passion for treasure
But don’t try bring me to Hocotate cuz I’m a National Treasure
However, I’m not greedy, people wanna see me, especially ones so teeny
Teeny weenie when they see me with babes in bikinis, makin’ dollar, Don Barzini
Top dog, I go raw when I blaze y’all like “DOO DOO”, gone in a second
Don’t need more to leave this vegan dead and wrecked and
Firstly, did I say I’m Nic Cage, I’m so sexy, secondly
I’m stealing this battle like a Chihuahua, allegedly
Fuck Kathleen for that she made herself an enemy

CAPTAIN OLIMAR:
I’m too busy smokin’ fat doobies
A dream blunt rotation between me and my boy Louie

NIC CAGE:
I thought this would be a breeze, but he’s deflected me with ease
Maybe I should bring up Pikmin 3, but he wasn’t really in Pikmin 3
Maybe bring up the Gamecube or how his third game flopped on the Wii
No, that’s not true! Also that’s the U, not the Wii!

THE IRS:
Mr. Cage, sorry to interrupt, please step into my office
I was looking at your tax reports, I’m noticing some odd losses
So we have a few things to discuss, I’ve got your W-2, 1099
Your 1098 and there’s a few question on my mind
Such as how is it that a man who’s worth 45 million in assets
Acquire all these bad debts, let’s get down to brass tacks
You own 15 houses and 22 vehicles
Including 9 Rolls Royces and I guess a T Rex Skull
You owe a lot in back tax
So do what it takes to get stacks
Fast cash to get in the black
That’s a Tax Lien back

NIC CAGE:
Come on man, cut me some slack, I was almost the Man of Steel!
What about him, he owes money! 

THE IRS:
You know he’s also not real, so

CAGE:
Face off? 

THE IRS:
Mine now. 

CAGE:
Con Air? 

THE IRS:
Belongs to me.

CAGE:
That can’t be, what about Speed? 

THE IRS:
Well that was Keanu Reeves but
Yea, that’s what we call paying what you owe
Don’t try to run or hide, the government always knows
So get your over acting ass back to acting trashy indies
Use that family name of yours to pay us back those millies
And the paper trail was obvious, I mean, dude, what did you think?
That we just let Hollywood elite get away with tax fraud? wink

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Musiclide

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IT IS A SPOOKY MONTH! Welcome back to TriangleBattles. Today’s battle features the Czar of Halloween from Animal Crossing, Jack, against the cannibal from Spooky Month, Bob Velseb! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

JoJoVo as Jack
Cranice as Bob Velseb

Written by MC Fawful (additional help by FulmonThe)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by jort
Art by Bandana N-Z
Thumbnail by Bandana N-Z
Special thanks to Sr Pelo and Corey LeVier

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next TriangleBattle, and Happy Halloween!

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The Demon Barber of Fleet Street vs The Freaky Barber of Nowhere! 
              These unhinged barbers have a resume in instability 
                                    but who's got the chops!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEbUKnVOyg

►Freaky Fred played by Skitzy (me)
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►Sweeney Todd played by Zawsome
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Sweeney Todd verse 1 
________________________________________
Finally I have the chance to meet this hair-obsessed mad man.
Ironically, our Pastries can’t contest THIS deadpan!
I’m devilish, smooth, and I keep it under wraps!
You’re carted off, bound and freaky, waiting for relapse!
Akin to a ghoul, craving the hairline to the brain.
Less a Bagge or Gertrude, but to Burn’s family name.
Seeming so sweet, Muriel’s victim to deceit
To defeat White Meat, Asylum, or flee Fleet Street!

Freaky Fred verse 1 
________________________________________
Sweeney, you're a tasteless man, serving slaughter sloppy...
And sweet Mrs.Lovett, I know the Death Eater copied...
You’re a Die Fool Musical, you seem too cocky..
I’m in the Top Tens of feeling
 Naaauuuggghhhhtttty....
I’m kempt, well behaved, you’re a pain to my brain…
You could’ve had the judge, but you’d rather just complain.
The voice you hear is mine, and without a single slain..
The vain went insane and I've been so, naughty....

Sweeney Todd verse 2 
________________________________________
You’re a ready Freddy Freak, horse teeth that reek!
Lost your head to the clippers, check my technique! 
Fed rich to the rich! Went off without a hitch!
While your first offense in years, ratted out by a snitch!
I’m not surprised, You were never so choosy..
Can’t miss the mix of Boris J and Gary Busey!
On a stage, I slit throats to sway my rage!
You’re known for bad hair days on a yearbook page!!!

Freaky Fred verse 2 
________________________________________
Call me peculiar, but I’m charming in a broad way.
I would say you’re unknown; Even on Broadway...
Your Mallen-Streak of style, and a bit of decay..
A Burton Buffet, seems, naughty....
You must’ve felt ashamed, blackmailed by Borat..
My shear style’s electric, you’re more to snore at..
A miracle elixir couldn’t help YOU with that..
And this matte brat is just, naughty.... 

Sweeney Todd verse 3 
________________________________________
You could’ve had a wife, but you couldn’t abstain! 
She disappeared like fur down the shower drain!
You entertained my guests, But I doubt you’re trained..
They built an asylum, just to keep YOU contained..

Freaky Fred verse 3 
________________________________________
Your new partner in crime, sure was a hottie...
And how kind to invite your wife to the party
For such a poor barber, you’re terribly haughty...
More Barker to the bite and I stand, ever, doughty...
with love, Fred..

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