Oh yeah, it's about to get cheesy. 
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Written By: Eric The Audible
Beat Produced By: Anywaywell
Mixed By: Nathan Provost

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CAST:
Nathan Provost - Chester Cheetah
Fightmarker - Chuck E. Cheese

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Chester Cheetah:
Be honest with me, are we playing or not?
Chester vs this pest then I’ll be flaming him hot
Been redesigned so many times, where does your rattyness stop?
1993 or when you tried to lie ‘bout your stocks?

Check it - Chuck E. Cheese is Child’s play, I’ve got the speed to leave ‘em miles away
Cutting checks in hopes to get more cheddar but you ain’t no Chia Pet competitor - grown past your best days
Your charm’s as cheesy as my chips *crunch* checkmate

The show is over, for the showbiz owner
Sorry, kids hate your robot band of souless posers
And your only dish was made of gross leftovers?
You should Ask Pasqually if he’s got dough left over. 

I’m a cold dude, straight up murder your cast
My life’s a commercial - been securing the bags
I would hit you with another tight punchline
But I’ve run empty like my products in a lunchline

Chuck E. Cheese:
You must be huffing cheeto dust to think that type of heat confronts
Any member of the make believe band, man
So settle down and eat your puffs Imma leave you seething cause
This verse will knock off your whole brand, man

Yeah, I’ve got a lot of redesigns please take your pick:
Skater, rockstar, or showman, I still would have the most drip
I see your sneakers and chuckle ‘bout how you lay down all day
Take my advice, as I say, you should get active and play (hey)

Where a kid can be a kid, that’s the place I can vibe to 
Your snacklines are where a kid can get Type 2
What kinda market were you hopin’ to rope in?
The only players of your games go too hard on the tokin’

If this mascot wants to do favors for the masses and help
He could do like half his pointless flavors and rot on the shelf
I’m sure scared, cheetah, but not because you’ll eat me
Taking you in this battle was dangerously easy

Chester Cheetah:
If that verse was your best offer, you should stick to scaring toddlers
Or clenching for any hint of relevance by yelping poggers
With your talk about kids, you’d only ball as a skeeze
Tell your fat purple friend that he can munch all of deez

I’m a force to be reckoned with, take a stamp for protection when 
The hip kitty gets gritty, I make parents protest again
Let this be the testament, if you ever mess with me
Papa Chester will add your ass to my baked recipe


Chuck E. Cheese:
Since the 70s you’ve been rocking the same way
I like to shake the place up, get a changed pace
Life is just like hoops: stay in your dang lane
Cause when you drop the mic you lose - crane game

Bringing rhymes it’s pizza time, but I’ll never be getting topped
Cold bars hitting different like some dippin dots
Honestly I wish we’d stop and simply kick it and laugh
But then you gave yourself a ticket just to be put on blast

Central Rap Battles: Chester Cheetah vs. Chuck E. Cheese

Dr. Dee as Purple Guy
B-Lo as The Grey Man

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
THE PURPLE GUY
VERSUS
THE GREY MAN
BEGIN

Purple Guy:
1, 2, 3, 4; 5 kids on the floor
6, 7, 8, 9 games packed with chilling lore
Show you the door, give you some more
Straight to the core, blood and gore 
To put all the fright in the kids and adults
There’s only one name that can cause all this horror
It’s PG, killin’ 13, making this battle R
You look, 6, 10, 12, tell us what the fuck you even are
PG’s showing LSD who’s the greatest MC, fuck it
I’ll drop the A in FNAF, leave you Friday Night Funkin

Grey Man:
You brits have a thing for being awfully obnoxious
What will you do, use the scooper? just like your children you botched it
(Yeah you botched it) So knock it off, bitch. When Willy sees me he’ll fall
I gave birth to nightmares, you gave birth to a hentai doll
You can’t strike fear in me, I’ve got that Japanese made flow
Against the most uncaring purple father since Thanos (Oh snap)
I’ll phase through your robots, this time no suit will come in clutch
Nah, I haven’t seen a brit get pussied out this quickly since truss

Purple Guy:
You stand idly in the distance, what makes you think you’re fucking scary?
Fact is, what am I even doing here? This matchup makes me a bit wary
Think about it, I’m known for being the face of Fazbear’s scares
And I’m packed with shittons of lore, while this dude just kinda stands there
Stop your heart with a click.
See the face. of a criminal (iminal)
What the fuck’s even your shtick
That shit’s… really pitiful (itiful)
And what the fuck’s even that verse? I really don’t fucking care
Why the fuck am I still here?! I’m leaving!

Phone Guy:
Hello? Are you still there?

Grey Man:
Haha, now you’re stuck because you don’t know shit about me
You’ll be trapped in this rap battle nightmare for all eternity
So let’s dance, give the audience something to rant about
When you see me in the dreamscape you’ll just want to cry and shout
Wait- what is this? Where’d he go? Why am I rapping against a phone?
This is truly such a shame, it seems I've been left alone
I need an outing, I need a reason to stop this rhymin’
I’m gonna go hang with Lucy… in the Sky with Diamonds

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC…
*phone rings* Hello? Are you still there?
NO HE'S GONE
Oh, ok
....RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Purple Guy vs The Grey Man

As our second installment for Barbminheimer weekend, we are proud to present to you Nintendo's fearless, persistently lost little guy, Captain Oliamr, against renowned actor, Nic Cage! Is everything as it seems though? Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Nic Cage
Mr. Tibbs as Captain Olimar
Mr. Tibbs as The IRS

LYRICS:
NIC CAGE:
I’m Nic Cage, flows insane, I spit Crood, Ghost Rider
Movie gold got, they sold lots, I’m so cool…. Ghost Rider
I’ve read up on your people, they have a passion for treasure
But don’t try bring me to Hocotate cuz I’m a National Treasure
However, I’m not greedy, people wanna see me, especially ones so teeny
Teeny weenie when they see me with babes in bikinis, makin’ dollar, Don Barzini
Top dog, I go raw when I blaze y’all like “DOO DOO”, gone in a second
Don’t need more to leave this vegan dead and wrecked and
Firstly, did I say I’m Nic Cage, I’m so sexy, secondly
I’m stealing this battle like a Chihuahua, allegedly
Fuck Kathleen for that she made herself an enemy

CAPTAIN OLIMAR:
I’m too busy smokin’ fat doobies
A dream blunt rotation between me and my boy Louie

NIC CAGE:
I thought this would be a breeze, but he’s deflected me with ease
Maybe I should bring up Pikmin 3, but he wasn’t really in Pikmin 3
Maybe bring up the Gamecube or how his third game flopped on the Wii
No, that’s not true! Also that’s the U, not the Wii!

THE IRS:
Mr. Cage, sorry to interrupt, please step into my office
I was looking at your tax reports, I’m noticing some odd losses
So we have a few things to discuss, I’ve got your W-2, 1099
Your 1098 and there’s a few question on my mind
Such as how is it that a man who’s worth 45 million in assets
Acquire all these bad debts, let’s get down to brass tacks
You own 15 houses and 22 vehicles
Including 9 Rolls Royces and I guess a T Rex Skull
You owe a lot in back tax
So do what it takes to get stacks
Fast cash to get in the black
That’s a Tax Lien back

NIC CAGE:
Come on man, cut me some slack, I was almost the Man of Steel!
What about him, he owes money! 

THE IRS:
You know he’s also not real, so

CAGE:
Face off? 

THE IRS:
Mine now. 

CAGE:
Con Air? 

THE IRS:
Belongs to me.

CAGE:
That can’t be, what about Speed? 

THE IRS:
Well that was Keanu Reeves but
Yea, that’s what we call paying what you owe
Don’t try to run or hide, the government always knows
So get your over acting ass back to acting trashy indies
Use that family name of yours to pay us back those millies
And the paper trail was obvious, I mean, dude, what did you think?
That we just let Hollywood elite get away with tax fraud? wink

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Musiclide

Captain Olimar vs Nic Cage | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

♪ We're Playing Minecraft - A Minecraft Song Parody

IT IS A SPOOKY MONTH! Welcome back to TriangleBattles. Today’s battle features the Czar of Halloween from Animal Crossing, Jack, against the cannibal from Spooky Month, Bob Velseb! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

JoJoVo as Jack
Cranice as Bob Velseb

Written by MC Fawful (additional help by FulmonThe)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by jort
Art by Bandana N-Z
Thumbnail by Bandana N-Z
Special thanks to Sr Pelo and Corey LeVier

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next TriangleBattle, and Happy Halloween!

Bob Velseb vs Jack (Animal Crossing)

Bob Velseb vs Jack (Animal Crossing) - TriangleBattles

President vs Senator. Unilateralist vs Individualist. Jojo vs Metal Gear. Which villainous American politican created by Japanese people is going to win?

• Cast and Crew
Funny Valentine: Duplighost
Senator Armstrong: Chaotic Rap Battles
Mike O: Roshawn

Directed by: MaviKartal2003
Written by: MaviKartal2003
Beat by: DIDKER Producer
Mixed by: Serena Zagranis
TN by: MaviKartal2003

• Lyrics:

FV:
First to take the napkin, first to be rappin’
Versus spine lacking, hillbilly manic
Batshit thoughts in his brain, he’s insane
Amassing dough, to put chaos on display (ay!)

Misfortune that he brings, gonna fade on this fight
Compelling Social Darwinist using power of the Christ
Housing heart of the corpse, using it to crush yours
Make your dreams an afterthought like Confederates post the war (hah!)

Irrefutable, immovable, indivisible twenty three
Individual in front of me’s a shoo in to be getting beat
Using nanomachines, must be compensating for something
Should be hardening yet as soft as menger sponge, kid

Two meters tall maggot, must be thrilled to have a feast
By making this nation a shithole of an anarchy
But no! I shall never let you cause such calamity
Fated to be losing due to me controlling the gravity

SA:
Fucking with this senator? Don’t you dare, man
I can break a POTUS in two with my bare hands
Wearing a Cherry Blossom suit, ugh, I’m not a fan
Let’s call it Japan cause I’m gonna drop a Fat Man

Your father got tortured, hiding some handkerchief
Now you sell a Pulp Fiction as commander in chief
Fancypants capping with candy-ass rapping fits 
Claiming he’s selfless, I say no! I’m not having it

Standing here, I realize you’re not like me/clear to see from your Stand ability
You’re a maxim in this universe/having many die for a puny verse
Power you seek is hypothetical/ not irrefutable and moveable
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap/but undone by Johnny quickly 

Like Giorno, I’ve a dream/along with his father’s physique
To make mother of all omelets/you keep the status quo but on meth 
Between you and me? No comparison!/You’re a stand in for Ben Harrison
Who’s not taking dub without a “h”/Put you to the ground where you’ll suffocate

FV:
Lucy’s a pain in my neck, not unlike you
You think you’re a Steven who survives too
No, like Mike O’s balloons, bubbles get burst
(Mike O) He shall not live in a world where he can say the n word

Forget Steel Ball Run, you’re not ballin’ like a pro
Just collapsing in yourself and disappearing, Wekapipo
You behind my bars would mean justice, so get settled
No doubt would be cast, you can ask Death Battle

SA:
Individuals write the laws in the US that I seek
But be warned, you’ll never be given a Ticket To Ride teens
My initials are your crimes, use your fifth and stay silent
Only time that you are fly is on a plane to Epstein’s island 

(ragh!) Unclouded, my ass! Only one ear’s intact
What you call Justice is hot gas, I don’t suck it up and hit back
In fact, I oppose your moral standing like Johnny has
Your dreams died with you, mine’s living on with saucy Jack

Funny Valentine vs Senator Armstrong ~ All In Rap Battles

Cardi B - Hot Shit / Precious - Speeding Away

hot shit speeding away 157bpm

beforerap

FOSSIL (Prod. SCARY MIND)

Minecraft Parody Song - Spawn

The Demon Barber of Fleet Street vs The Freaky Barber of Nowhere! 
              These unhinged barbers have a resume in instability 
                                    but who's got the chops!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEbUKnVOyg

►Freaky Fred played by Skitzy (me)
https://www.youtube.com/user/KGBronies

►Sweeney Todd played by Zawsome
https://soundcloud.com/zawesome27

►Mixed by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

►Thumbnail made by Brodecai
https://soundcloud.com/brodecai00

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Sweeney Todd verse 1 
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Finally I have the chance to meet this hair-obsessed mad man.
Ironically, our Pastries can’t contest THIS deadpan!
I’m devilish, smooth, and I keep it under wraps!
You’re carted off, bound and freaky, waiting for relapse!
Akin to a ghoul, craving the hairline to the brain.
Less a Bagge or Gertrude, but to Burn’s family name.
Seeming so sweet, Muriel’s victim to deceit
To defeat White Meat, Asylum, or flee Fleet Street!

Freaky Fred verse 1 
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Sweeney, you're a tasteless man, serving slaughter sloppy...
And sweet Mrs.Lovett, I know the Death Eater copied...
You’re a Die Fool Musical, you seem too cocky..
I’m in the Top Tens of feeling
 Naaauuuggghhhhtttty....
I’m kempt, well behaved, you’re a pain to my brain…
You could’ve had the judge, but you’d rather just complain.
The voice you hear is mine, and without a single slain..
The vain went insane and I've been so, naughty....

Sweeney Todd verse 2 
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You’re a ready Freddy Freak, horse teeth that reek!
Lost your head to the clippers, check my technique! 
Fed rich to the rich! Went off without a hitch!
While your first offense in years, ratted out by a snitch!
I’m not surprised, You were never so choosy..
Can’t miss the mix of Boris J and Gary Busey!
On a stage, I slit throats to sway my rage!
You’re known for bad hair days on a yearbook page!!!

Freaky Fred verse 2 
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Call me peculiar, but I’m charming in a broad way.
I would say you’re unknown; Even on Broadway...
Your Mallen-Streak of style, and a bit of decay..
A Burton Buffet, seems, naughty....
You must’ve felt ashamed, blackmailed by Borat..
My shear style’s electric, you’re more to snore at..
A miracle elixir couldn’t help YOU with that..
And this matte brat is just, naughty.... 

Sweeney Todd verse 3 
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You could’ve had a wife, but you couldn’t abstain! 
She disappeared like fur down the shower drain!
You entertained my guests, But I doubt you’re trained..
They built an asylum, just to keep YOU contained..

Freaky Fred verse 3 
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Your new partner in crime, sure was a hottie...
And how kind to invite your wife to the party
For such a poor barber, you’re terribly haughty...
More Barker to the bite and I stand, ever, doughty...
with love, Fred..

►Beat by Audio Network

Freaky Fred Vs Sweeney Todd (Rap Battle)

Hello! If you've stumbled across my page, I hope you're ready for some rap battles! I've been creating rap battles for a while now, starting in 2020, and now releasing battles under two series; MC Fawful Rap Battles and TriangleBattles! If you want to check out the videos for these battles, along with some other videos, feel free to check out my channels linked below!

https://youtube.com/@MCFawful?si=0a2Qt-MvFKPQYLKi

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